I just turned 42 and I am still a virgin. I live with my mother and I am currently unemployed. I am fat, my face is oily, and I have pimples on my butt. I borrow money to secretly buy cigarettes, which I smoke behind the garage when my mother takes a shower and goes to bed. I watch porn everyday and therefore masturbate everyday. I have both hemorrhoids and diabetes. My toilet and bathtub are growing mold furiously and I haven't washed myself or my clothes in about a two weeks. I go to 4chan for the jailbait and other stuff. I have dreams of other people eating my body parts while I watch. I smoke dope and go to club parking lots at 3am to look at drunk women but never have had the courage to approach them yet. I bet nasa uses computers. My molar is rotten but I don't have money to pull it out. I watch anime and speak Japanese. What am I suppose to do in this life?
you're a pathetic excuse for a human being. i hope you're just making up your story because if not, i feel sorry for you.
>I watch anime and speak Japanese. What am I suppose to do in this life?
Can you write in Japanese? Perhaps find work in translation.
lol it's sad, you described my future. Another reason to contemplate suicide.
grow up, thats all. start by a job.
> I bet nasa uses computers.
lol wut
"New Troll 'ere"
"J'u Want AXE??"
I guess this is a troll, but if you're true, keep in mind that now you're not gonna do anything of your life. Stop depressing and do the best you can, you will never go far as for now anyway. Begin by supporting yourself financially.
This is pretty much my future, minus the ability to speak Japanese. At least that can get you somewhere.
I hate to break it to you but I don't think that gets you anywhere.
42 Is not bad. Living with your Mom, is not bad.
Fat. FAT is bad. And you cannot lose FAT, until you have $$$. Get a TEMP job. They hire based on your ability to TYPE. If you spend all your day on the internet, that's the job for you. Craigslist.org another great way to get a job.
Next order of business. FIND SOMETHING FUN AND PHYSICALLY EXERTING. Dance dance revolution is one of these. WEightlifting, martial arts, etc etc. High cardio helps with oily skin and having all those problems. With MONEY you can get medication. But more importantly...
DEVELOP A SENSE OF WORTH. If you can think to yourself. "Goddamnit I'm hot" it doesn't matter how ugly you are, you wil become hotter. You wil think to yourself. Those zits are getting in the way of my hotness, and you wil develop a nearly unhealthy obsession with revealing your hotness behind your oily skin and weird butt diseases.
42 Years old and still a Virgin. I'm sorry but at this stage you're just going to have to lie. Tell women that you cant be held down to a single girl -AFTER THE JOB + PHYSICAL TRAINING for a YEAR- and trust me. If you want to get laid? You lost your virginity when you were fifteen, you hear me!? YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY AT FIFTEEN. To some smoking hot fifteen year old slut.
If you really want to get laid, it's not drunk girls you want. It's single Moms you want. But please... When you've done the single mom's thing... Move on. MOve up in life. Don't get stuck there. You're hot. Move up.
>And you cannot lose FAT, until you have $$$.
Bullshit.
>>16
True, you CAN lose fat without Money.
But it's also true that money makes it go ALOT FASTER. Like buying food that has less caloric/fat value. Getting multivitamins, buying equipment like weights...
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or ddr...
>>17
Explain how multivitamins = weight loss. Provide citations.
If you have no $$$ you can lose fat..
for example ,just look at homeless on the street...
they dont' seem very well fed or 'fat' in appearance for that matter
Rubbing alcohol (not the drink, the stuff you can get at a grocery/pharmacy) applied to the face with cotton balls will do wonders at removing oil. Give it a try!
If you feel better about how you look, you can feel better about yourself, and start a new outlook on life.
I'm curious about weight loss drugs personally. Are there any that have actually been shown to work? Studies I've read have so far indicated nothing of the sort.
If you want to lose weight, there's no substitute (well, other than a knife) for exercise and a healthy diet.
There are no shortcuts. It's either the above or nothing.
>And you cannot lose FAT, until you have $$$.
You can lose fat even if you are poor.
but of course, a little dough can go a long way.
running doesn't consume money. of course it is annoying and tiresome, but you are losing weight in the process. mostly water though.
as some people say about fat (or other things related to this quote), "It is harder to lose than it is to gain."