I fap too much to my own liking. It's like, all I need to be during the day is ALONE and then I'll gladly drop anything I'm doing to take a quick half hour break on youporn
How the hell do I get rid of this habit? :/ I'm starting to get complaints for various assignments I'm doing
Well, if your body is operational, and it looks like it is, you can still work.
Used to be people like you and me were forced to work if they wanted to eat. Now we can live cushy lives in our parents' houses eating their food and leeching off their electiricy/internet bills. I feel pretty lame. I'm either massively depressed, but don't know it, or just genuinely lazy. Both situations are really serious.
The worst part, is now that I have some money from a partime job, I don't dare spend it. Honestly that's the most depressing part.
There was a good quote in Welcome to the NHK: "those who are hungry work".
I must not have much of a need in order for a habit like this to become so compulsive that I even give up doing what I'm supposed to at first chance... but now I'm at a point where I can't make myself stop even if I want to :(
Seriously fail. I need help getting rid of the habit of fapping.
shit man, copypastaed... even this place is going downward spiral
http://youporn.com/watch/49028
I found this on youporn, I swear they're twins.
When I was 12-14 I fapped around three times a day, now I either fap only one time a day or not at all.
cold showers man just take one when your about to fap
Bump for help myself. I do it waaay too much. The other day I did it so much my dick bled, and now I have a scab on it. I swear, I did it like over 10 times. How do I stop this?
Easy. Chop your dick off.
OP here..
I'll try the cold showers.
get the fuck off the internet for starters.
put the computer outside of your room, preferable in front of others if they exist.
>>5 FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
now i HAVE TO fap.
TO CRUEL!
"DIE" with CARBON-MONIXIDE (CO).
It is painless! You will just sleep, but you wont wake up again in your actual body, if you "wake up" in the future again ;))!!
Go find some easy girl and screw her. Works every time.
Get a picture of Dick Chenney. Whenever you want to fap, whip it out and stare at it. Works like a charm.
Play prerecorded Cheney speeches too. No way to can fap with him clucking away in the background.
>>16 what about girls?!
can't find any easy guys...
If you can't find easy guys then you're not looking hard enough since that covers about 90% of us.
I hope you mean easy like, easy-going, and not easy like, desparate
> extremely-obese girl
some guys like that... for example, black men
> ugly-like-a-monkey
This is why God created cosmetics, alcohol, and candlelight; So he cover for his failures and unhypocritically enforce the Torah's reproduction clause.
>>1
Stop being alone so much. As in find some friends. Be alone only as much as you have to be. Like if you have to do your homework, just do it and then go outside. It gets easier over time with practice. (Yes, I am here because I am out of practice.)
I have a similar problem. I'm a female with the libido of a 14 year old boy. I masturbate 5+ times a day, usually I don't even look at porn or even think about anything erotic at all. Really it's not that much of a problem though, especially when compared to my internet use it doesn't take up a significant amount of time. It's just weird, I always see guys anxious about fapping too much, but never girls.
>>29 Is it that hard to believe that women don't masturbate a lot? I'm a woman and i sometimes do it more than 5 times a day.
I stopped fapping 3 times per day when my friend give me a NDS a entire week, after that, I don't know why, I'm fapping less than those times (that was a month ago)
GTFO. Women are pure and delicate creatures who have never heard of the filthier parts of the human anatomy.
>>31
Granma you git of mah her bord! Sheesusphucknall!
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