Embarrassing Bathroom Situation (34)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-24 11:25 ID:fwwKnYvo

This is really embarrassing, but I'll try to remain as dignified as possible.

For the past three weeks or so, whenever I... do my business in the bathroom, I notice that there's large, Flesh-like (In color and texture)balls, I suppose, in the toilet. They're nearly as large as... what they're accompanying, if you know what I mean. About a week before this happened, I had gotten a bag of candy at a gas station, and when I got it home, I noticed a hole in the side of it. I opened it, and the candy was covered in some odd white, flaky stuff. I wiped it off ate it anyway (I know, I'm stupid.), but it made me horribly sick to the stomach. I couldn't even get out of bed for a week. I'm worried that this is a side-effect of that. I thought it would pass, but it's been three weeks...

Accompanying this is... well, I bleed from my behind when it happens. It was so much that I had actually thought it was pre-period mucus-like blood. It's really similar to that.

This is horribly embarrassing. I don't really have anyone that I can ask to see if this is normal. I don't even know what to google for this. I'm assuming that it's not normal, as it's never happened to me before, and I'm honestly worried that I'm making a fool of myself by posting this. But hey, anonymous boards ftw.

If someone could just tell me if this is normal or not, I'll know if I need to go to a doctor.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-24 11:37 ID:HEIYQLkj

go to a doctor

3 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-24 12:58 ID:2luxc/ci

go to a fucking doctor too

4 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-24 13:58 ID:WZZnDg7w

Agreed go to a doctor. Srsly, this is bad.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-24 17:35 ID:H/FF5e0l

i also agree go to the doctor, but if you leave it, it will disappear after a month or so, from what i hear, that too long

6 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-24 18:57 ID:Heaven

>>1
DOCTOR. NOW.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-24 22:19 ID:Heaven

>>2>>3>>4>>6

Do those things that these guys said.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-24 22:41 ID:6UYPS8OG

OP here. Tomorrow I'll make an appointment with my doctor. Thanks guys.

9 Name: Default : 2007-10-24 22:42 ID:JjOwDpxi

Go to a doctor.....
sheesh

10 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-25 00:00 ID:eN5RwVAm

>>1

If the blood is red, it's from external bleeding (around the sphincter, most likely) and thus probably unrelated to what you ate. Blood from internal (intestinal/rectal) bleeding is typically black and tar-like.

But again, consult a doctor.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-25 00:10 ID:mnvoRgB9

Doctor... and stop eating bad candy. :p

12 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-26 06:03 ID:l9wT48d1

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13 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-26 09:56 ID:+vOnZMxC

I feel that it is necessary to make this post and emphasise just how much you need to see a doctor.

Following that, courtesy updates to let us know that you haven't died from salmonella.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-26 12:25 ID:fwwKnYvo

OP here. My car was fixed last night, so I'll be making an appointment in the next few days.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-26 22:00 ID:vlTVVMO3

fuck the car go to fucking urgent care/ER

16 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-29 22:30 ID:zRtIxN3g

>>15
ditto. bleeding out of ass means instant er trip plz.

17 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-30 02:31 ID:fwwKnYvo

OP here. I'm having some issues getting to the doctor. Turns out that my car isn't fixed afterall. I'll be asking around to see if someone can haul my ass there. The last time I had to rely on someone for a ride, I ended up not being able to get to my doctor for a month, so I'm not very hopeful about getting to a doctor anytime soon.

Do you guys think I could die from this...?

18 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-30 05:58 ID:fLp/EdCd

Go to a bus and go to your doctor or talk to a friend cause even if the laugh there ass off for about five minuets theyd take you..

DOnt eat any more candy that looks nasty

19 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-30 08:11 ID:vlTVVMO3

>>17

no, you're probably going to be completely fine crapping out pieces of your bloody intestine

20 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-30 11:45 ID:Heaven

>>17
ER YOU FOOL!
NOW!

21 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-30 12:33 ID:+vOnZMxC

22 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-30 15:26 ID:4Yend1ao

>>17
Are you fucking stupid? Don't go to a doctor, go the ER!

23 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-31 23:55 ID:Heaven

ENJOY YOUR INFECTED SPINCTER

24 Name: tabarnak : 2007-11-07 01:38 ID:4fiPVeec

ALERT THE PRESIDENT, THIS MAN IS BLEEDING OUT OF HIS ASS

25 Name: Anonymous : 2007-11-08 21:15 ID:nS+SEY1R

OP here. It was just caused by an allergic reaction. Doctor tossed me on some pills.

26 Name: Anonymous : 2007-11-09 09:10 ID:+vOnZMxC

>>25
So did you end up going to the ER?

27 Name: Anonymous : 2007-11-09 09:11 ID:+vOnZMxC

Also, allergic reaction to what?

28 Name: Anonymous : 2007-11-09 09:32 ID:nS+SEY1R

>>26-27 I ended up just going to my doctor. I didn't go to the ER. The allergic reaction was actually caused by my new dog. I knew that I was allergic to him, as I had been sniffling and sneezing for months. It turns out that the mucus drained all the way through my body, but I was unable to digest it, so it sort of formed clumps and came out. Also, what I thought was blood was just mucus. I was confused, because it was a dark brown color, like how blood looks during the end of your period. I'm on some sort of nasal spray and Allegra D.

29 Name: Anonymous : 2007-11-09 18:38 ID:Oj7os8UV

glad to know you're ok dude

30 Name: Anonymous : 2007-11-10 03:55 ID:+vOnZMxC

>>28
Still a bit reckless not to go to the ER, despite every poster stressing that you should. But glad it wasn't anything serious.

Huzzah for dogs and candy.

31 Name: Anonymous : 2007-11-10 19:03 ID:oU5ro/1i

i guess this means that if your candy has white flaky stuff on it then its still perfectly fine too :)

32 Name: Anonymous : 2007-11-10 20:10 ID:nS+SEY1R

>>31 Enjoy anthrax.

33 Name: Anonymous : 2007-11-11 16:47 ID:oU5ro/1i

>>32

i do indeed, as long as it put to good use.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2007-11-14 10:00 ID:TTyVWRr+

so it happened to be your dog's crap which you mistaken for some candy? with white fungus on the surface?

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