Cell phone radiates my testicles (7)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-15 19:46 ID:h/3+eKxx

I don't keep my phone in my pocket 'cause I don't want to end up sterile. Am I just paranoid?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-15 20:25 ID:7Cv31bJR

Are you checking your junk monthly for new bumps or fluid build-up?
If the answer is "No", you are not paranoid but you are stupid.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-15 21:53 ID:h/3+eKxx

>>2

But, like, then it would be too late. I'd like to prevent cancer'd testicles rather than discovering them already afflicted.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-15 23:44 ID:qcushJ/b

>>3

No it wouldn't be too late. You'd catch a growth before it got out of hand. It's not like the moment you get a tumour you are sentanced to death. The sooner the get treament the more likely you will survive, with balls in tact.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-15 23:47 ID:sT1gRkxx

>>4

Also, not all tumors are cancerous.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-16 00:26 ID:YbRCrwGe

if i keep my cellphone close enough to my penis i will become sterile? sounds like a good idea.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-16 10:40 ID:Heaven

Tell me about it. Becoming sterile almost sounds like a blessing. Once you have a permanent partner you can go at it with no protection with no risk of pregnancy and thus no risk of money leeching children.

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