My penis is shaped like a banana and while some of you may not care, it really bugs me. So much so that I have avoided having sex so nobody sees it.
My question is: is it really that big of a deal? I've seen girls make huge fusses over it and laughing an reality TV but do they honestly care or am I doomed forever?
A banana? Wtf. Penises usually go to the side a bit, but it actually being curved is pretty dman weird. Personally, I'd be grossed out if I was a chick, but don't get discouraged.
Curved backwards towards your stomach? If so isn't that normal? Mine is too to some degree.
Yeah, you really need to explain "curved like a banana". Most guys have "curved" penises, if not all. Some curve up along the belly, some outward from their stomach, etc.
It's been designed by God to fit into your mouth.
Just go out with a virgin. She probably won't notice something's unusual.
Mine curves, who cares?
Wow I didn't think anyone else had one like mine. Yeah it curves towards my tummy, and I used the banana as a reference since I couldn't think of anything else. I remember when I was like 9 seeing a doctor for something else and my mum brought it up; the GP (a woman) was actually really nice about it and said they come in all shapes and sizes.
A decade later and I'm starting to think she was just trying to preserve my feelings, people come in all shapes and sizes too but most girls don't want a fatty.
I guess I just need something to give me the boost so I can go out there and get laid.
Date a gorilla ^_^
But seriously, its not a big issue. If it does what it's supposed to, you're good. If it doesn't, hey thats a bit more difficult.
In either way, go look for love. Take it from an aged hikikomori, you need love, life just isn't complete without it.
>>9 I personally recommend ectasy and coffee.
Also, girls like a fatty dick...
>>9
Curvature: few penises are completely straight with curves commonly seen in all directions (up, down, left, right). Sometimes the curve is very prominent but it rarely inhibits sexual intercourse. Curvature as great as 30° is considered normal and medical treatment is rarely considered unless the angle exceeds 45°. Changes to the curvature of a penis may be caused by Peyronie's disease.
As a kid, I learned how to masturbate the wrong way and humped my bed instead of stroking. I've done this for almost a decade now, and my penis conformed to the pressure I've applied to it over the years and has bent considerably.
At some point, I did realize I was masturbating the wrong way, but I still kept doing it since that's how I was comfortable doing so. But only a few years ago did I realize the shape of my penis was really really changing. (When I get erect, the left half of my head presses against my left leg.)
So for the past two or three years, I stopped humping my bed and started masturbating the conventional way. It was an odd transition, but I managed okay... save for the part where I have to have my left hand turn the base of my penis in order to stroke up and down. And I don't think I'll be able to comfortably thrust in and out when all of that hot stuff happens.
I'm really concerned with how this'll effect me in the future, and obviously this isn't something I'd be very open about so I never sought out for help. I considered trying to pressure my penis the other way in order to correct its bend, but I don't want to make myself any more of a candidate of erectile dysfunction than I already am now.
My boyfriend's penis is really curved, but I don't think it's odd at all. He told me that it got that way from masturbating oddly. It feels great during sex. I love it, really. I don't think any girls will complain about it.
Get a GF, and tell her SOFTLY when the times comes. Since you're a virgin, you can have your first time for an excuse. And if she's a virgin too, she'll be too fucking nervous to care for your dick's shape, as long as it feels good.
Or get a whore and go for a test drive.
Yeah sure tell her before, this is just silly
Her: I'm horny!
Him: Ok lets have sex! :)
Her: Yay, lets go!
Him: Woah, hold up! There's something I gotta tell you first!
Her: Ok what?
Him: It's about my penis... :\
Her: omg is it tiny?
Him: Er, no... :(
Her: Is it too big??
Him: No that's not it...
Her: what then???
Him: ....IT'S, FUCKING CURVED! D:
Her: ........Okay?
Srsly no one gives even half a shit
It actually probably gives a woman more pleasure because its pushing up into her cervix :D