I've recently graduated high school, and I've decided to go to college. However, like most of us, I'm not a social person. I don't want to live in dorms, as I'd likely slaughter each and every person who woke me up, interrupted my studying, or made me wait to go to the bathroom. I also HATE women, and could absolutely not stand to be around women in my dorm 24/7 (I'm a woman).

I'm sure a lot of you have had this problem. It seems like 99% of colleges force you to live in dorms for at least the first year of college life, so what do I do? There's no colleges that I can find which don't have 50 million students that also allow me to live off-campus and offer the degree I want.

Where do I go from here? I'm totally lost and don't know what to do. I was home schooled, so I don't have a teacher or counselor I can ask.