After a night of drinking today I found myself with diarrhea. Most of the it was mostly liquid however there was a surprising amount cloth/paper in there. At first I thought it was just toilet paper in the bowl but after taking a couple more shits after that I just found more and more of that cloth/paper. It took me a while to realize that these pieces were coming out of my ass. It's hard to tell exactly what it is, but if I were to guess it looks pretty similar to gauze bandages. I'm pretty sure I didn't eat anything like cloth or paper, and even if I accidently did eat something like that there was way too much for me to not notice I was eating. If anyone can give me any advice on what to do or whatever please do.
It's the lining of your intestines.
Go to hospital ASAP!
some worms prolly that look like paper.. u should definitely see yer doc and get the medicine to kill those bastards in u!
i was wondering what was written on them papers? did you get a good look at it? it may have been clues that could lead you to conclude why there are tree byproducts up your arse,
Paper coming out of your ass? I don't see the problem. I mean, it's much preferable to the usual disgusting stuff that ends up in a toilet bowl.
Stop eating paper?
>>7
I eat all kinds of paper when I'm bored, It doesn't come out as paper.
OP is a fax machine which achieved sentience
In China there is this sweet vanilla candy which you can eat the candy along with its wrap paper.
u ate papyrus!?! lolol.. :3
Do you read a lot of books? Bibliophiles sometimes gain powers to do weird shit with paper, maybe your power is to shit it out.
>>14
I believe the op eats a lot of books, giving him the ability not to die from ink poisoning. A feat that even the most starvation-ridden Ethiopian could not endure with their bibles.
maybe its a toilet paper instead of books?!
It's called a tapeworm.