Paper coming out of my ass (17)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-10-21 13:28 ID:BJGquI7A

After a night of drinking today I found myself with diarrhea. Most of the it was mostly liquid however there was a surprising amount cloth/paper in there. At first I thought it was just toilet paper in the bowl but after taking a couple more shits after that I just found more and more of that cloth/paper. It took me a while to realize that these pieces were coming out of my ass. It's hard to tell exactly what it is, but if I were to guess it looks pretty similar to gauze bandages. I'm pretty sure I didn't eat anything like cloth or paper, and even if I accidently did eat something like that there was way too much for me to not notice I was eating. If anyone can give me any advice on what to do or whatever please do.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-10-21 15:14 ID:Ggm+XT1a

It's the lining of your intestines.

Go to hospital ASAP!

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-10-21 17:01 ID:FAvC90eT

some worms prolly that look like paper.. u should definitely see yer doc and get the medicine to kill those bastards in u!

4 Name: Anonymous : 2008-10-23 19:08 ID:9auS3Ncb

>>3
signed. it's 90%ly worms. doc -> asap!

5 Name: cornshit : 2008-10-25 13:43 ID:rnTNEy97

i was wondering what was written on them papers? did you get a good look at it? it may have been clues that could lead you to conclude why there are tree byproducts up your arse,

6 Name: Anonymous : 2008-10-25 19:19 ID:jI+FlYty

Paper coming out of your ass? I don't see the problem. I mean, it's much preferable to the usual disgusting stuff that ends up in a toilet bowl.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2008-10-29 21:19 ID:PqpQYFPi

Stop eating paper?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2008-10-30 02:08 ID:s2KOFiOb

>>7
I eat all kinds of paper when I'm bored, It doesn't come out as paper.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2008-10-30 12:56 ID:QuMNkNIO

OP is a fax machine which achieved sentience

10 Name: Anonymous : 2008-10-30 19:05 ID:PqpQYFPi

>>8
Okay then.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2008-10-30 19:34 ID:ouKGJh60

In China there is this sweet vanilla candy which you can eat the candy along with its wrap paper.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2008-10-31 09:12 ID:FAvC90eT

u ate papyrus!?! lolol.. :3

13 Name: Anonymous : 2008-11-01 08:30 ID:yNBWaU14

>>11

Where can i buy this?

14 Name: Anonymous : 2008-11-01 10:35 ID:Heaven

Do you read a lot of books? Bibliophiles sometimes gain powers to do weird shit with paper, maybe your power is to shit it out.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2008-11-01 11:29 ID:pVlR+SIR

>>14
I believe the op eats a lot of books, giving him the ability not to die from ink poisoning. A feat that even the most starvation-ridden Ethiopian could not endure with their bibles.

16 Name: Anonymous : 2008-11-01 23:35 ID:u3imnr9v

maybe its a toilet paper instead of books?!

17 Name: Anonymous : 2008-11-09 18:13 ID:FzI3hnwd

It's called a tapeworm.

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