We pagans have hundreds of gods. Your single god gives me lulz.
Islam would be at war with the world if the book said to, and the majority of muslims believed it was. Islam is halfway there, but fortunately, the majority of muslims aren't seeing the book as it literally says. Thank the gods for figurative language.
But us rubbing dirt in their faces is onlt going to make them see the Jihad verses as the answer to their problems. Then, we'll be royally fucked.