today~ in a german comedy show i visited some days ago. Anyone else? :o

i appeared briefly on tv to complain about the star wars ep1's jewish/racial stereotypes and demand apology and compensation

I'll bet you're not even a jew or a member of a race.

i'm a jew but only because i say "oi vey!" instead of "orz"
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orz

I don't know, I might have. But certainly not on a comedy show.

I was on tv once, looking at a picture in an art show. I was interviewed but they didn't air that part (T_T)

I won a contest a few years ago and was on TV. The local TV weatherman came to my house and cooked a huge barbecue dinner for me and 30 of my friends and coworkers. Every few minutes during the nightly news broadcast, they'd show a little bit of our barbecue party on TV. It was a really nice event.

When I was a child, I was a contestant on a local television quiz show. My answer to the last question won the game for our school, so we received a huge trophy and money to buy new gym equipment. I also received a $100 savings bond.

And in elementary school, I was our school's first TV newsman on the school TV system.

Thus is the entirety of my pitiful TV career.

I've also been an extra in a couple of movies that were filmed in my area: Pelican Brief and Enemy of the State. In Pelican Brief, you can see me going down an escalator in the DC Metro (subway) system. In Enemy of the State, I'm walking along a sidewalk in Dupont Circle (also in DC) as Will Smith runs past me. And that is the sad sum of my movie career. It was fun, though.