Shameful confessions in the tradition of 2ch (34)

1 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/12(Wed)15:51 ID:Heaven

I watch Newlyweds. The Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey show. I try not to miss new episodes. I know it's crap, but I can't stop myself.

For the longest time I wracked my soul trying to find out why I was so attracted to it. I haven't even watched any reality shows since the second Survivor series, nor do I listen to either of their music.

Then one day it hit me. It's a dammned magical girlfriend show! Jessica is the ditzy yet lovable klutz who for some contrived reason shacks up with Nick, the personality-free stand-in for the male viewer who acts as her comedic straight man.

If you can see the connection, tell me, am I really so strange?

2 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/12(Wed)20:02 ID:Heaven

I used to watch Friends for a long time since it was the favorite show of one of my exgirlfriends...
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3 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/13(Thu)07:08 ID:CBJgTP4H

Yes, you are strange.

But it could be worse. It could've been Sex In The City. (゚∀゚)

As for me.. well, I watch soap operas with my sister and other such daytime programming.. (ry

4 Name: dmpk2k!hinhT6kz2E 05/01/13(Thu)10:14 ID:+fVwHHDu

I used to like Star Trek.

I know, I know, forgive me benevolent *channers...

5 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/13(Thu)15:53 ID:Heaven

Don't feel bad. Star Trek was ok until B&B fucked it up in Voyager and the newer films.

6 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/13(Thu)17:42 ID:Heaven

Star Trek, Next Generation and DS9 really are okay. The stuff that follows and most of the movies is what you should be ashamed of liking.

7 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/15(Sat)04:18 ID:Heaven

I used to watch "The Bill", until it went to shit.
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8 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/15(Sat)07:18 ID:Heaven

What's "The Bill"?

9 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/16(Sun)03:07 ID:Heaven

I really like the movie "Dark Angel".
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10 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/16(Sun)17:33 ID:ZTiuVDto

I liked Star Trek Voyager. And I have a big black rectangle covering my face.
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11 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/16(Sun)19:19 ID:78cYipgd

what the fuckin' ▓▓▓▓.....?

Anyway, I've never accept such a dorama without "Friends".
Star Trek Voyager? Dark Angel?
What's that?fun? interesting?
If you guys recommand me really impressively,
I'll try.

Then,are hot girls acting in the doramas as
shaking their yummy boobs?
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12 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/16(Sun)20:55 ID:Heaven

Russ Meyer should have directed
series IMHO! おっぱい! おっぱい!
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13 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/17(Mon)13:06 ID:qkE8jDFp

I find Al Roker funny and even occasionally Jim Carrey.
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14 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/17(Mon)21:18 ID:dP2MRBHn

I like some porn movies for their
stories and athmospheres! More porn
should be professionally scripted
and directed!
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15 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/20(Thu)17:50 ID:/PxjGXga

my favorite movie of all time is "Battle Royale"
I applauded when the blood hit the fan in "Suicide Club"
I'm going to go watch "The Woodsman" now
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16 Name: Another Japanophile 05/01/20(Thu)17:55 ID:m/EmeikQ

The Woodsman? What's that?

17 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/21(Fri)02:56 ID:Heaven

it's a movie about a child molester,
so obviously it fits in with the "Japan" theme. (´ー`)y~~~-.

P.S. it was a very good movie, heartbreaking

18 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/21(Fri)13:26 ID:Heaven

Battle Royale affects me deeply on an emotional level
although it really is just silly melodrama and ultraviolence.
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19 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/31(Mon)14:32 ID:Heaven

I quite enjoyed the movie 'HACKERS'
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20 Name: Couch Potato 05/02/04(Fri)01:10 ID:Heaven

I like "Groundhog's Day" and "As Good As It Gets"
for their portrayal of cynical, asocial dudes
who get the hot chick in the end and it's all
happy end & stuff!
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21 Name: Couch Potato 05/02/18(Fri)01:58 ID:Heaven

I am watching "The American President"
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112346/)
right now and I am lolling pretty hard!
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22 Name: Couch Potato 2005-10-10 18:59 ID:Heaven

I liked ''Photographing Fairies''. I still do.

23 Name: Couch Potato 2005-11-16 00:49 ID:oYSXnBXE

I'm a total sucker for Forever Knight.
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24 Name: Couch Potato 2005-11-21 21:28 ID:XI/AHL/2

>>19 has nothing to be ashamed of. Hackers is and will always be awesome.

25 Name: Couch Potato 2005-11-21 23:08 ID:rj6OpgEA

I sometimes watch one of those makeover
shows if the outfits they pick for the
plain woman show some cleavage or leg.
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26 Name: Couch Potato 2005-11-21 23:32 ID:Heaven

I enjoyed Star Trek Enterprise and eagerly waited for the next episode every week. I find it sad that the show was cancelled

27 Name: Couch Potato 2005-11-27 00:31 ID:mHqPXU2H

I rent and watch Body Double daily.
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28 Name: Couch Potato 2005-11-27 02:09 ID:BrC6c1S7

I watch edited Sex in the City reruns on standard cable.
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29 Name: Couch Potato 2005-11-27 06:28 ID:Heaven

I found the Russ Meyer T&A film "The Adventures of Lucky Pierre" to be fairly entertaining in its own right as a comedy.
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30 Name: Couch Potato 2006-01-12 04:13 ID:Heaven

I think I'm becoming a fan of Morning Musume. I blame it on those oh so watchable comedy skits and ridiculous talk show appearances.
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31 Name: Couch Potato 2006-01-12 08:59 ID:4nJM74xV

I'm a guy, and I think Gilmore Girls are awesome.

32 Name: Couch Potato 2006-01-14 05:08 ID:57KtYN91

I try to watch Lizzy McGuire whenever it is on television because I find it humorous
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33 Name: HeavyNova 2006-01-14 19:04 ID:+2O4l5J1

I'm beginning to like LazyTown, which makes me feel weird. I want a Stephanie figurine to put in the back window of my car.

34 Name: Couch Potato 2006-01-24 08:39 ID:+/6McTN6

>>33

I like LazyTown too and there's nothing to be ashamed about. >:(

I am, however, ashamed that I watch The War At Home. I'm just waiting for the better shows, goddamnit.

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