Porn Industry in america sucks (52)

1 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-07-01 03:29 ID:JmPEfopJ

Alright, so I usually get pics for fapping but I decided to try out movies. So I grabbed some asian films that american companies put out and some that are native to japan (aka a japanese company) and japan completely blew away the american films :(

Why is this? Why does America fuck up porn?

2 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-07-01 03:40 ID:QkNlZRnv

Maybe because you can't understand the same horrible dialog in a different language?

3 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-07-01 04:20 ID:iISu5tHi

Likely just the novelty. Try some french or italian porn for size, see if the difference is as great.

But yeah, American porn is rather... plastic? Teflon-coated? (except for certain studios, which I'm not gonna mention unless specifically asked...)

4 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-07-01 04:44 ID:h5sfJqDT

>>1
What exactly made it so different from the american films? Porn comes in a variety of forms, from handycam gonzo wall-to-wall sex to highbrow softcore erotica.

5 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-07-01 04:58 ID:JmPEfopJ

>>

The girls were a lot more realistic.

6 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-07-01 13:00 ID:wQOkFrmF

if you want "realistic situation" porn I think you'd do best to drop all real porn in favor of hentai lol

7 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-07-01 21:02 ID:Mi1YX7cR

Live porn from Japan is just terrible.

  • pixelated genitals
  • awkward girl-girl
  • depressing male-female

8 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-07-01 22:42 ID:JmPEfopJ

>>7
The Uncensored stuff is alot better.

9 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-07-02 13:05 ID:h5sfJqDT

I find Japanese AV acting as wooden as that of american porn stars. Maybe you meant more realistic as in appearance? It does seem like plastic surgery is less prevalent over there, or if it isn't, it's at least less glaringly obvious.

10 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-07-03 01:17 ID:Heaven

In before "NOT TODAY YOU DON'T".

11 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-07-07 04:23 ID:Heaven

"But I poop from there!"
"Not right now, you don't."

12 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-07-09 16:21 ID:lgGThmNJ

>>9
are you kidding me?
have you ever looked in a japanese magazine? I've never seen so many ads for plastic surgery in my life. from boob jobs, to eye fixes, to some strange procedure to keep your underarms from sweating and smelling (possibly something simple like electrolosys on the hair).

I was totally shocked - are they really so self conscious?

13 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-07-12 10:23 ID:tZioaPqH

>>12
Yes. Japanese women even manually repeatedly flush while they're peeing in a public restroom toilet, to prevent others from hearing them peeing.

14 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-07-12 18:02 ID:0bFWx/UL

>>13
If I lived in Japan I'd play a prank on them where I'd install a remotely operated speaker with loud urinating sounds and farts.

Haha, in fact I think that'd be a nice idea for one of their tv shows.

15 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-07-13 15:53 ID:Heaven

everybody knows its spelled pron.

16 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-07-14 19:52 ID:Heaven

>>15
You mean pr0n.

17 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-21 05:48 ID:u0y2i0Oo

almost american porn is a beauty,
almost jap porn is a cutie,
almost men like cutie more than beauty.
so most country guys prefer the jap porn rather than US.

18 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-21 10:05 ID:8L9UG7O1

Japanese porn sucks! ( Censoring and unshaved women!)

The women cries as if they were tortured to death.
So annoying?
Where is the joy?

>>17 I want a beauty cutie who really enjoys herself while having sex!

19 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-22 03:30 ID:F6VgSCKp

:(

20 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-22 05:40 ID:ddZAI493

What is it about Japanese porn that makes me feel like I'm watching a rape?

21 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-22 10:20 ID:ED1q+mMu

>>20

Absolutely right!

22 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-23 16:54 ID:Y/kxe1RR

>>20
maybe that is why it is so hot.

23 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-23 20:12 ID:a73xBklI

>>22 You retarded kid.

Are you mentally ill? I think so.

24 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-23 20:12 ID:a73xBklI

>>22 You retarded kid.

Are you mentally ill? I think so.

25 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-25 17:19 ID:ORwS7Afv

I don't actually watch hardcore porn at all. It's disgusting.

I like cute girls.

And if you're including gravure and idol videos in your definition of "Japanese porn", then yeah, I prefer Japanese.

26 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-25 17:20 ID:F7aJZhWJ

"Cute girls" who are screaming like they are being raped?

SAGE!

27 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-25 18:09 ID:zQ9x1JZg

American porn just needs more flaming eels being inserted in pregnant chick's vaginas.

And 8 year olds, definitely 8 year olds.

28 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-25 19:29 ID:F7aJZhWJ

>>27 yeah right........

CONCLUSION ! :

Those Japanese fags are brain-retarded sick beings!

If i would fly to Japan, then i will just rip off some of those stupid psychic asses!

29 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-25 19:45 ID:ORwS7Afv

>>26
Read the whole post dumbass.

Also, STFU and go back to 4chan.

30 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-26 04:56 ID:E7VdcreX

>>28

Conclusion:

28 is a 12 year old Wiggerboo. No imagination, just drugs, alcohol, and more chemicals.

For all that I care, yes, a woman's breast is delightful, but honestly, if she was your wife, you wouldn't have given second thought about leaving her skanque ass.

31 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-26 17:08 ID:yhe2g9hS

>>30

Failure. Fizzle out here!

32 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-26 17:39 ID:mPib1Aav

>>31
what

33 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-29 19:02 ID:Y/kxe1RR

>>24
You must be new here.

34 Name: me : 2007-09-02 23:20 ID:B4iBbrik

dpends of teh specific porn, both can either suck or pwn

35 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-09-06 13:17 ID:UrGkgEqF

American porn is some chick grabbing her flaps and waggling them around for the camera with a look on her face like she's just sucked a lemon. she shaves her flaps so pedophile males can fantasize. Happy fapping losers.

36 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-10-20 10:09 ID:j6zb2+eu

2007-08-22 05:40 ID:ddZAI493

37 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-10-23 23:32 ID:R6iGKsrx

ProTip: Most porn, no matter where you go, sucks. Horribly.

Western Europe & USA: Formulaic crap involving well used women (BEEF CURTAINS) faking orgasms. Applicable to most sub-fetish productions too.

Japan, South Korea: Weird chicks lying on their backs making squeaky noises as their fucked by random Japanese men. Home to some amusingly odd fetishes, but again, nothing special.

If you want decent pornography, stop using mainstream sources, there is decent porn, you just have to look for it. Amateur porn is a mixed bag, but there are some diamonds in the rough.

38 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-10-24 02:46 ID:OyaXyZTD

>>Amateur porn is a mixed bag, but there are some diamonds in the rough.

i can vouch for that

39 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-10-26 19:54 ID:UloQ/QKs

Is there african porn out there?

40 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-10-26 21:59 ID:oiH3UXCm

Only decent porn is CP.

41 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-10-26 22:29 ID:/lYqsjoT

>>40
True dat.

42 Name: 12 : 2007-11-12 22:17 ID:dnaz8k8k

porn sucks!!!

commercial porn sucks. its all fake and shit.

amateur porn is shit. plus u dont know how old anybody is. they probably are 12.

i hate porn.

yaoi is the best.

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44 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-11-15 21:35 ID:vvuRD0bj

someday the party V& will catch you sick pedophiles.
and you do know what they make you do in prsion don't you?

45 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-11-17 14:23 ID:SQPOV118

I hate porn. And why do all the guys have to be so fuckin ugly. plus why do they have huge penis is every guy who watch it a gay or something.

46 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-11-20 11:58 ID:nhqEa+72

I have to say I prefer the Japanese stuff too. The schoolgirls look more realistic. The girls make more noise. The downside is it's often censored, although it's possible to get versions released outside Japan which aren't...

47 Name: Couch Potato : 2008-01-15 09:10 ID:Heaven

American and Japanese porn suck about equally. Japanese porn is censored to high hell, and American porn is as fake as hentai. I really dislike well-traveled sluts so that cancels out American porn, and the high-pitched grunts Japanese porn actresses let out makes my ears bleed.

For the most part, if you've seen one Japanese porno or American porno, you've seen them all. You've just gotta have a good eye and find the nugget of gold hidden in a mountain of crap.

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50 Name: Couch Potato : 2008-02-03 14:42 ID:Heaven

Just a while back I read a pretty interesting article on the subject.

51 Name: Couch Potato : 2008-02-07 01:19 ID:mKRV5RGe

Just have to look carefully for hidden gem in this dull industry.

52 Name: Couch Potato : 2008-02-09 19:26 ID:Heaven

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