Once a upon a time there was a....
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Battling against strong currents
Grandpa returned home to retrieve what he had forgotten only to...
realize that..
he had become Darkpa! （｀ハ´）
Meanwhile, Pedobear was back to old tricks.
He had captured baby Princess Peach, along with
Nevada, he prepared his grand plan to
RETAKE THE MOTHERLAND
from the evil clutches of
China. To realize this plan Nevada had to
go back to school because she forgot
her cache of
molotov coctails. Opening up her
best friend, she found the molotovs and
the sweater she lent her last year. Suprisingly ...
... when she put it on, she realized she was alredy 18 as her breasts mercilessly exploded through the all-too-weak fabric, sending her nipples
flying across the room. Why did her friend keep baby bottles in this sweater?
Before she had time to think she was startled by a russling sound from the shadows...
It was then he appeared the Legendary Heroes by the name...
of longcat! With a quick twitch of his loooooooooong body
but Nevada prepare to counter it with her
sweater! The milk from the baby bottles showered Longcat who
drank the milk
, only to realize that it was soy.
He promptly began farting like a
Elephant that got diarhea, but that fart is actually
an embodiment of
swiss cheese. Nevada had to act quickly now, she
is so desperate so she used here summoning skills to call upon the mighty
Monty Python bunny slipper. "Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?" Well,
it's actually Takeshi Hongo!
Anyway... The long cat was defeated. Nevada looked at her clothes and
at her hands and suddenly it dawned on her that
she had to take off her clothes.
After the batlle it was so hot and steamy that the cloth stuck to her skin as she slowly...
forced her hips through the large hole left by her bosom, her clothes lazily peeling off one by one until
a cool breeze floated by. In the door way none other than...
the wise 2GET, who then
promptly slipped and fell with thunderous THUD! Luckily his head just barely missed hitting the...
open boxcutter in Nevada's recently discarded pile of clothing.
Pinching her nipples, Nevada
used breast fire on
her recently discarded pile of clothing.
"I won't need those anymore!", she cried. What she was forgetting, though, was that
she had a job interview in twenty minutes. The job is question was...
porn star, so she didn't need to get changed.
She skipped merily to her job interview, finally free from the uncomfortable bondage that was her clothing.
Meanwhile, Pedobear ran away with his coveted loli and
gave her a big, wholesome hug.
Nevada, being 18,
and naked...
sought out others of her own kind.
First she came across Hotaru, who was sitting in chapel.
But this Hotaru seems, different, something is not right here, Nevada, slowly approaching Hotaru, when suddenly...
Ninjas! Hundreds of them!
died of heart failure.
Hotaru with his stupis ass trench coat
was waiting for the bus. The scent of dead ninja floated on the breeze.
Nevada, naked, was on her way to
preapre the ultimate attack by the name of
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ZA WARUDO WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, an attack that is to be performed
only when fully clothed, but
she didn't realize it was a requirement at the time, so she proceeded to do it,
and 100 was obtained.
Happy, she proceeded to rub her fingers on her
mobile phone, because its texture is is pleasant to the touch. She looked at the 100 and at the phone, then she thought that
some other part of her would feel much better. And that is her
left ear - an often overlooked erogenous zone. She
quickly removed it, incase
it became stuck. That would be a real problem!
ANYWAYS!! She directed her hands to the one and only
chocolate cake in the fridge.
She tried to resist its siren's call but chocholate cake was her favroite.
As the first spoon of it met her tongue, she became at the same time asexual, yet intensely feminine. So
she was unaware of the danger lurking nearby in the form of...
abstinance. So she said
"why does outlook open to mail someone called 'sage' everytime i click on a name"
then suddenly a voice from heavens tells "How should i know!!!", Nevada hearing that voice suddenly..
came, because that voice was erotic. She then realized that the person speaking was no other than
moot
disguised as Santa Claus
but with a Mexican hat, and a large bag full of donations and
he had not so innocent feelings about naked Nevada. So he
flew to Mexico in a balloon
Unfortunately, Nevada got her foot caught in the rope and
the altitude of the balloon was too high when moot finally noticed she was trapped in the rope. So moot
dropped her into what seemed to be a large cavern of loli, only to see
she fit right in. There, Nevada met
W.T. Snacks
and that was not a good thing. Because
!WAHa.06x36 was also there, fapping.
and no one should ever have to se that.
!WAHa.06x36 looked at Nevada with a gentle look as she
found herself soaked with
apple cider from Snack's Big Gulp Mug. Nevada
used this to her advantage as she
knew from watching MacGyver that using cider, dirt, a wet piece of cloth and
bear fur could create a
micro nuclear bomb to blow up the lock on the closed door. But