（ ｀ハ´）I have worked hard so people would know which thread to post in.
（ ｀ハ´） They should all flood in at any moment; I hope I have enough chairs
（ ｀ハ´） ...
(; ･∀･) No, I'm Squeeks' younger brother, Freeks. My face is narrower and I seem to have a sweating problem.
人
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(; ･∀･) Be careful what you say, the FBI is watching this thread. Are these party hats made with tin foil?
>knock, knock
（ ｀ハ´） Coming!!!!
（ ｀ハ´） ..... merseine tentacles....
（ ｀ハ´） Well, welcome to the party. There's much food and drink here.
（ ｀ハ´） And don't forget to greet the girls in the computer room.
(・A・) PARTY! HARD!
(・Ａ・) PARTY
(・∀・) HARD
(・Ａ・) PARTY
(・∀・) HARD
（ ｀ハ´）Whoa, there, whoa! My insurance doesn't cover hard party related injuries. Easy does it, young fella!
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|: :ﾊ: : : |: |二ﾆ==ェﾆフ´ /, へ､＿＿__＞':｢: |: : : レ'
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∧ﾍ: : |／ |ｒ^{:::}ﾟ | " |＾{;:::}ｒ^} 〉 |: :/: : ｌ: :|
/: : |＼: |ヽ ＞ー‐' ヾ_こ_ソ /:/: : :/ /|
/ : : ｛. ＼ヽ ::::::: ヽ `ー―' /イ: :／ /: |
./: : : ∧ ト ＞ , へ､＿＿＿ :::::／ /: ／/／: ｌ: |
: : : ｉ＾ヽ ＊＼ / ／´ :::::ヽ /／ ノ/: <My...HOUSE! : ｌ: |
: : ／ﾚ⌒ヽ､. ヽ、 ヽ、＿ :::ﾉ , ｲァー‐く`￢ : ｌ::|
: / / ／ ,へ. ｌ| ` ､ ￣￣￣, ' ｒｰく ＼. |｀ ﾄ､:.ｌ::ｌ
::/ .| ' / ／ヽ| ＞= ｧ ￣ /＾ヽ ｀ ヽ. | 〈 ヽ::|
: / | / | ／⌒/L｢＼. | ./ / | |
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(-＿-) But this is my house…
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（ ｀ハ´）Would you two please keep it quiet over here? You're distracting my guests from their serious partying.
／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| It's your turn now
＼＿ ＿＿＿＿＿＿
∨
／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧＿∧ | agreed.
( ´∀｀) /へ.＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
（ っ-~ ∧ ∧
∧＿∧-ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆ─､(ﾟДﾟ；)
( ・∀・ ) ヽ⊂ ヽ
（ つヽ、 ∧＿∧＼ ﾉ～
し＿＿） ＼ ﾆﾆ( ). ＼ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
||￣￣ （ ）￣|| ＜ what you say?
(＿＿○ﾉ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
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／￣ ￣￣￣￣￣￣
| Hey there, Darkpa
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃
| / Great party here, Darkpa!
（ ヽノ
ﾉ>ノ
三 レﾚ
∧＿/∧ ∧
（ ・∀(ﾟーﾟ*)
（ つ と 0
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（＿_）＿）
（ ｀ハ´） Please get a room.
（ ｀ハ´） Though I wish for everyone to enjoy themselves immensely, PDAs are still mildly annoying.
∧＿/∧ ∧
（ ・∀(ﾟーﾟ;)<Why do you have three ears?
（ つ と 0
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∧＿∧| .》 人
（,, ・∀・|）《 < > ∧∩ ．∵
⊂ | O ≡≡≡》》》───Ｖ｀Д´）─>>67
ﾉ| .《 / ･∴ ｶﾞｯ
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（ ｀ハ´）Whoa, there, whoa! My insurance doesn't cover archery related injuries, either. If you are going to roughhouse, please take it outside.
(´ﾟωﾟ`) ....brains...
（ ｀ハ´）Grandpa! Snap out of it man! You're in The Forbidden Garden Of DQN, there are no brains here!
（ ｀ハ´） There is no difference between the beast with three ears and the beast with two backs. Unless, of course, you happen to be a zoologist.
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（｀ハ´） Neko mimi mode!
/ ＼ /＼
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（ ｀ハ´） ..... ah. I see. I promise that I will never do that again.
人
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（ ・∀・） ＜ Hay every1! How do you like my Squeeks costume?
（つ つ
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（ ｀ハ´）You girls are welcome to be here; but please, no loli hi-jinx.
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（｀ハ´ ） Tsukuyomi modo.(moo do)
(´ﾟωﾟ`) Cow brains are NOT an acceptable substitute!
（ ｀ハ´） Perhaps you should discuss this with the tentacles. I believe they are in the office, chatting up the lesbians.
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／ ＝.＼
/／￣＼ .＼
／| |へノ⌒| //＼
＼ ＼＿／／ .＼
＼ ＝ / ＼
＼／ ＼ This party is now celebrate the greatness of Korea!
∧∧∧∧＼
（ ｀／） >ヽ∧
／ ／ / ｀∀> ∧∧
◇( ｲ◇ （ ,つ｀∀´> kekekeke!!!
／ヽ )） ヽ )ヽ )と , ｲ
（_／（_/(／（/ﾉ（_/⊂ﾉ> )Ｊ
／￣Y￣｀|/￣＾Y￣ヽ/￣￣Y ｀´￣＼
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(-＿-) >>72 Please just leave me alone…
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（ ｀ハ´）It seems that my advertising has paid off, and many attendees are enjoying themselves, although some are becoming a bit rambunctious.
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￣￣￣￣＼. ／￣＼│ ／
Mittens!!!!!! ＞（ ﾟ ヮ／￣＼ ／￣￣￣
￣￣￣￣＼. ／￣＼ヮ ﾟ ）＜ Mittens!
Mittens!!!!!! ＞（ ﾟ ヮ ﾟ ）─ ＼＿＿＿
＿＿＿＿／ .＼＿／│ ＼
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（ ｀ハ´）Maybe... TOO rambunctious
（ ｀ハ´） But then again, you can never have too much of a good thing.
（ ﾟ ハﾟ） Maoism!!!
（ ｀ハ´） Eh. I just can't get that excited about anything.
（ ｀ハ´） Ah, youth is a wonderful thing.
（ ｀ハ´） It's such a shame that it truly is squandered by the young. Would you like some more spinach dip?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Spinach dip...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) with...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Artichokes and bacon?!
（ ｀ハ´）Yes, have some with these breadsticks that I found in the Needler Hall thread. They're very tasty.
, ＿ ﾉ）
γ∞γ~ ＼
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ヽ | | l l |∩ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
｀从ﾊ~ ワノ / ＜ Everybody, It's time to DANCE!
⊂ﾆ ＼>< / | They're playing Las Ketchup!
/ ⌒) ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
/＿＿ し
し
（ ｀ハ´） I did not lace the spinach dip with date rape drugs, ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
（ ｀ハ´） What's your name, anyway, ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens!
wwwwwwwwwwww
ωαγατα...φ(ﾟ∀ﾟ )ｱﾋｬ
（ ｀ハ´） I am not prejudice or anything, but please stick to English at this party.
（ ｀ハ´） Inglés por favor
Denwa otoko wuz here.
電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男
（ ｀ハ´） I see, >>102. Why don't you join the merseine tentacles in the living room? I'm sure you have much in commen.
（ ｀ハ´）everyone seems to have left for becauseitswinter.com sigh
電話男 left. He sure made his mark
（ ｀ハ´） Okay, it's time for our first party game - wall washing.
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｀从ﾊ~ ワノ / ＜ Only one girl in a million can
⊂ﾆ ＼>< / | wash this wall just right!
/ ⌒) ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
/＿＿ し
し
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+ ,.'´ ヽ + Screw that!
! ﾉメﾉﾊ)〉 + Let's Dance!
l ∩ﾟ ヮﾟﾉ| ⌒*＿＿_*⌒ +
+ （( |ヽ)j父!つ L| ・∀・| Loli Dance Mode, Set Up!
ﾉ ノ/ |i ﾘ |＿_ー| )） +
｀ .`iﾗﾗ′ ｜〈
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Lolis!
（ ｀ハ´）Mittens!
（ ｀ハ´）...go in the box by the door.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That sucks. I already brought a truckload of them here.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens for everyone!
（ ｀ハ´) Remember to pick up your party-favor mittens when you go, as a souvenir of this happy occasion.
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/ ｀ヽ __ -t __- '´ ヽ,
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￣ 'vc＼ ヽ__ノ-‐ '´
（ ｀ハ´) Did someone order pizza? The delivery man just arrived.
＼ We love you, Darkpa！ ！You Totally ROCK!!! ♪ ／
ﾉﾉﾉヽヽ ☆ハヽヾ ﾉﾉﾉヽヽ ノハヽヽ ノハヽヽ
ﾉk|‘－‘) 州 ` ｖ ´）ﾘ|‘ヮ‘)| ﾘ ・一・ﾘ （ﾟｏ ＾从
（ ⊃⊂） （ つ つ .（ ⊃⊂） （⊃ ⊂） ⊂ ⊂ ）
（＿)) ノﾉハヽ （＿)) ﾉﾉﾉﾊヽ ﾉﾉﾉﾊヽ ノノハヽ
川*^∇^)||〃ﾉﾊヾヽ ﾉﾉ∂_∂'ﾙ（・ゥ・*从l|´∀｀*l|ﾘ
（ つ つ 从oﾟーﾟ从 （⊃⊂ ） ⊂ ⊂ ） ⊂ ⊂ ）
| ∵∴ﾊﾟｰﾝ! つ つ | | | | | | | | |
ノﾉハヽ＼*;,;／ノノノハヽ☆@*@'@( _(＿） (__(＿）
州*‘ -‘ﾘ ∇ ﾙ｀ハ´ﾘ @;@`@| ノハヽ
((（ つ──つ （ つ日 つ ＼ | ﾘ・_・｀川 ノﾉハヽ
丿 ﾉ丶 〉 ー - - v と と） （・ⅴ・o）
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（ ｀ハ´) I'm truly popular. This thread has succeeded beyond expectations. Perhaps my next one will be the full release?
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iilﾉﾘﾉﾚﾚliｌ!
i l ｌi. ﾟ -ﾉii! Hi! I thought I'd stay after the party and help
､.._ ﾉ ﾘんｌ本 ﾘ clean up. I brought my own broom!
ゞﾞ'ミヾ'ｰ ､,＿（ (,.ノヽメiヾ_＿＿＿,_
!;; 彡三;;ﾐヅ'￣￣ ﾞ~'(/ｊ￣￣￣￣´
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（ ｀ハ´) Feel free to start now!
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/-‐ ン ﾊ | ヾ!､ | ヽ
/ ／ / リ l ヽ l ﾞ,
! / ﾉl _ムィ ゝ､ヽ.| l
| |7´ﾚ ﾉ ｀|ｰ !
| | | , rzテ､ -c､ |/! |
| | |/ {:.:;;.:ｊ {r:.:ﾄ, | |
', f| | `ー´ ヾ' | |
', ､| | /// ｀ //| |
', | | ! | Then the party is over?
', l | ト､ _､ ,.ｲ |
'､l l |:.:|｀ ‐- / ム＜:.:. |
| ヽ |ソ { _ﾆ}:.:l:| |
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（ ｀ハ´) Sadly, yes. We all had a wonderful time, didn't we? Please don't forget to pick up your souvenier mittens by the door.
( ` ｖ ´）I fucking want my 5 bucks back! The beer was shit and the girls didn't pay attention to me.
（ ｀ハ´) That's strange. I wasn't collecting any money for this party. Who exactly did you give it to?
( ` ｖ ´）Fuck you old man! I want my fucking money back damn it! This place sucks, fucking pay me back or else maaan.
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/-‐ ン ﾊ | ヾ!､ | ヽ
/ ／ / リ l ヽ l ﾞ,
! / ﾉl _ムィ ゝ､ヽ.| l
| |7´ﾚ ﾉ ｀|ｰ !
| | | , rzテ､ -c､ |/! |
| | |/ {:.:;;.:ｊ {r:.:ﾄ, | |
', f| | `ー´ ヾ' | |
', ､| | /// ｀ //| |
', | | ! | I want my virginity back!
', l | ト､ _､ ,.ｲ |
'､l l |:.:|｀ ‐- / ム＜:.:. |
| ヽ |ソ { _ﾆ}:.:l:| |
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( ﾟヮﾟ) ￣"⌒ヽ
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ｆ ､ ヾ ／ ）>>123 Leave now, or leave in pieces!
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| ￣ｰ-ヽ 〈 < _ ヽ.
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（ ｀ハ´) When planning a party, it's always important to have a few burly friends around in case some guests get unruly. Mittens, feel free to show our friend the door.
( ` ｖ ´）Fuck you! I wan mine money back damn it! Hey hey hey! Don't touch me man!
（ ｀ハ´) Perhaps I should have said "Mittens, feel free to show our friend TO the door." I'm afraid those dents won't come out easily.
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( ) ｖ ´）Fuck you! I'll spread the word that at the end, you are just an evil character.
（ ｀ハ´) No one can be truly evil who gives away mittens. Go on, try yours on. How do you feel now?
( ) ｖ ´） ...
( ) ヮ´）
( ) ｖ ´）anyway... i'm leaving. th... thanx for the party.
（ ｀ハ´) Thank you for coming. Oh, yes, the tentacles are leaving, too, and want to share your cab. That's okay with you, isn't it?
( ･ิω･ิ) oh cool BEER!
（ ｀ハ´) Welcome! I'm sorry to say that you've missed the party, but feel free to enjoy the remaining refreshments.
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+ ,.'´ ヽ + Last Dance!
! ﾉメﾉﾊ)〉 + Last Chance....
l ∩ﾟ ヮﾟﾉ| ⌒*＿＿_*⌒ +
+ （( |ヽ)j父!つ L| ・∀・| For Love......
ﾉ ノ/ |i ﾘ |＿_ー| )） +
｀ .`iﾗﾗ′ ｜〈
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| ノ ヽ'''''';、 I didn't hook up with a loli. Damn. At least I get mittens.
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+ ,.'´ ヽ + What's wrong, >>140?
! ﾉメﾉﾊ)〉 +
l ∩ﾟ ヮﾟﾉ| ⌒*＿＿_*⌒ +
+ （( |ヽ)j父!つ L| ・∀・| Come dance with us!
ﾉ ノ/ |i ﾘ |＿_ー| )） +
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（ ｀ハ´) I'm relieved that the tentacles only took a pair of mittens. There are more than enough for all of the guests to have their own party favours. Hmmm. My glass is empty.
（ ｀ハ´)
（ ｀ハ´) I never take enough time to relax at my own parties.
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iilﾉﾘﾉﾚﾚliｌ!
i l ｌi. ﾟ -ﾉii! I have a special trick for helping
､.._ ﾉ ﾘんｌ本 ﾘ to relax you... Wanna see it?
ゞﾞ'ミヾ'ｰ ､,＿（ (,.ノヽメiヾ_＿＿＿,_
!;; 彡三;;ﾐヅ'￣￣ ﾞ~'(/ｊ￣￣￣￣´
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（ ｀ハ´) You're about a month late, ...Squeeks, is it? Well, I'm certainly willing to try anything once.
15 minutes later:
（ ｀ハ´) "Weeeeelaaaaah!"
Again, you had to be there.
（ ｀ハ´) ...there's nothing as peaceful as relaxing in a clean house after a good party!
（ ｀ハ´) Now, if only I could get Denwa Otoko's name off of my wall...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cover it with MITTENS!
（ ｀ハ´) A soft sculpture collage actually could work there.
（ ｀ハ´) So, to recap, my party had much snacks, lots to drink, dancing, lolis, date rape, tentacles, a fight, and everyone left with complimentary mittens. Plus that little trick to 'relax' me has left me with a dirty smile on my face. I hereby proclaim this party a great success.
（ ｀ハ´) ...
（ ｀ハ´) I have no idea what to do next.