Opening remark in which poster makes a homophobic statement
Inserting somewhat relevant Slashdot meme here.
Two words
Hello, point so obvious nobody else bothered to post it.
Anonymous thinks "I wonder what's in the net thread."
Aging the thread with no explanation provided.
Incoherent engrish related to News4VIP.
Pointless observation that >>1 has not posted again in the thread.
Proposing new terminology to solve the problem, but no clear idea of the meanings to attribute to the new words.
Announcement that poster has just arrived from 4chan and supplication of current activities.
Random Ascii art inserted.
Observation that several specific and recent posts were all made by the same poster.
Attemt to change the subject by hijacking and blurting out propoganda in bold.
Quotes longest post in thread and adds 'o rly' at the bottom
Printscreening the thread and post it as a heavy artifacts .JPG outside the thread with a "you are stupid" comment.
Bemoans the death of a thread that had potential.
Wonders aloud which thread >>63 is referring to, as this one started out dead.
Incoherent post about 4/20, even though it is still september.
Ascii art depicting a peaceful ending.
Pathetic modification of the AA found in >>66 now depicting the previous ending as false.
Saying to the thread good night because one is going to bed now.
Post letting people know that a certain group of internet users who regularly visit a different site, has come.
Asking if the characters are still on some alien planet.
Makes a post made of idiocy and vitriol regarding the site referred to by >>69 and berated it for (requiring a subscription to access their forums || being much lamer than the site this poster likes which requires a fee to access their forums).
Comment containing nothing but the word "sage".
One-line AA of an old man copied from the current Grandpa thread stating that he hates this thread.
One-line AA of a boy copied from the same thread stating that he would like to return home.
Another ascii art copied from a different thread with a subject of despising redundant posts in hopes of advancing the postcount to a certain number. The character in the AA also states his name, and uses politically incorrect language.
test
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Complaint that the quality of posts in forum is decreasing. Poster attempts to sound like he is being ironic, but is obviously at least half serious.
A reasonable and highly educated poster suggests that PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS et cetera et cetera
Comparison of the international network to the internal corporate network at the poster's office, with several widely irrelevant suggestions presented
Poster claiming he'll take on the hobby of bringing this thread up to the top every day.
misspelled greeting, followed by an inquiry as to what activities are currently being engaged in in this conversation.
Quote from a Japanese animation series about men dressed to look as if they were women.
DAILY BUMP
Poster refers to several failed 4chan memes from two years ago in an effort to assert his e-penis is longer than everyone else's.
In an attempt to upstage >>84, poster asserts that /b/ was cool for the first few weeks before all the shithead dregs of the internet found it.
Minor observation that is more or less on topic follows.
Fondly remembers the days when there was no international network and sending mag tapes overnight express was as close to email as we got. Further notes that we enjoyed this greatly.
Post containing nothing other than a fullwidth space.
Post complaining about how the thread died.
Lamenting that an old post has been put back at the top.
Threat to ban person who bumped old thread if he does it again.
Does it again.
Announcement that person bumping thread has been banned for 48 hours, and warning to others that same may happen to them if they try it.
Questions >>92's sexuality, based on presense of tripcode.
Unnecessary prediction regarding >>93's posting rights and access to the board in the near future.
Posting of a pre-made, long list of things that are wrong with the previous poster, and only checking "wrong spelling".
Post inquiring the targets of the above links.
Poster claims the landmark "100 get"
Poster claims the landmark "100 get"
Pointing out the obvious about posts being duplicated.
Jisakujien-ing insult towards >>103 for the doubled a.
Admonition to get thread back on topic or else face lockdown thereof.
Complaint that poster number 105 is misusing the powers entrusted to him.
Evaluating the level of intelligence of >>106 as being below average for not noticing that the previous poster is an imposter.
Post trying to bring the thread up with a fresh subject but failing miserably. Also pleading to get to 1000 posts, and claiming to be the starter of the thread.
Claiming to be the starter of the thread and calling >>108 a liar
Attempt to in before the lock :lock:
Anonymous comment about posting in a legendary thread.
long kopipe of some gay kid's first time, probably fictional.
Declaration that this thread has peacefully ended.
Requesting the thread being locked on top of the page for all to see.
Counter request for thread to be deleted as an embarrassment
Flooding the board with grotesque images until the demand to delete this thread is met.
Remark about the above images being masturbatory aid to >>118. Two line breaks and a second remark about dying kittens.
Some usual pedophilic remark.
Defending one's attraction to children by giving it a made-up Greek scientific name.
Post informing everyone that the poster masturbated to climax upon reading >>112.
post desperately wishing for a rolleyes smiley
Requesting information on how to make a tripcode.
Six paragraph biased rant about why all users should post anonymously at all times.
Ignoring previous post and posting request again.
A record of what the poster's previous fart smelled and sounded like, followed by an admission of guilt in global warming.
Bumping the thread because one noticed the word "fart" was in it.
Snobby remark about how only losers joke about farts, and important people discuss dead poets.
Post clearly belonging to another thread.
Followup post asking about how users delete wrong posts.
SAGE SAGE SAGE
>>131 Banned for not complying with the thread theme
Lengthy paragraph in response to >>128 arguing the case that intelligent people joke about both farts and dead poets, on occasion contemporaneously. Style is characterized by misuse of much sesquipedalian vocabulary.
Three letter reply to >>133 implying that I feel that he is not speaking of another, but of himself.
Three letter reply regarding >>134's sexual preferance.
Three letter reply expressing puzzlement (presumably either at the meaning of >>135, though perhaps simply over the bizarre direction the thread has taken).
Four letter catchphrase questioning the veracity of any of the above posts.
A tome nominated for pulitzer prize, explaining the .. oh shit post too long.
Five letter catchphrase validating the veracity of at least some of the above posts.
Bumping the thread while telling everybody to cease posting.
Telling one is bumping the thread, while having "sage" in the email field.
sage
Telling >>143 to cease speaking with his mouth while telling him that his sexual preference is of homosexual variety.
Childish post about how girls don't fart.
Correction to the above post.
Notation that farts made by Yuko Ogura smell similar to the fruit of the vanilla plant.
Note that Gackt famously sang "I am your vanilla". Implication that he buttsechsed Yukorin.
Totally off-topic post that makes little sense and is poorly spelled