Opening remark in which poster makes a homophobic statement
Informing the group that one is "officially" bored.
Informing the group that 150GET
Posting a rolleyes emoticon which is obviously referring to >>149's post.
Link to a shitty article on Etherchan's wiki.
"Thanking" the recent posters for having made the commentary go so much off-topic that the thread is "ruined".
Agreement with preceding post, proposal that said posters' being from a certain other website explains their behavior.
Voicing displeasure that there hasn't been many new entries since one visited last.
Reply to >>154 containing nothing but an image of an owl.
Demanding the thread to be split because there are too many replies.
Lamenting the fact that one is the only female on this board. Suggestion that this thread would have been more productive (or, alternately, never happened) if more participants were female.
Pointing out that there are no gurls on internets. Advising >>159 to be more thorough in the search for his pen0r.
THIS JOKE IS OLD.
>>161 go back to your fucking bash-the-pedos thread and leave this one alone1
Posting of a tinyurl link to a child porn site. Suggestion that viewers enjoy their party van.
Poster claims that user 163 has been marked by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Poster claiming to be a member of a governmental policing organization, and that your IP has been recorded.
AA informing the thread that one has arrived from VIP
Complaint about the VIPpers on the board. Request that Japanese IPs be banned from posting to all but the international board.
Japanese person being sorry on the behalf of the deliquent youngsters that vandalized the place and asking to not generalize such bad manners to all people of Japan.
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Explaining at long length to the above automated poster that his post is off topic for this group and telling him in polite terms to take his business elsewhere.
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Poster claims that the user above him is crap ass and proceeds to deactivate his ability to post.
By means of excellent technology and months of dictionary attacks poster announces that the tripcode of the moderator is "withtripcode"
OH SHI-
HA HA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
ZOMG SAGE!
Poster becomes fed up with constant imitation and rule breaking and silently closes the thread.
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
DISREGARD THAT, I AM FULLY HETEROSEXUAL, MARRIED TO A WONDERFUL WOMAN AND HAVE 2 BEAUTIFUL KIDS AND A HOME IN THE SUBURBS!
Honest but abusibe attempt at gettting the thread back to the original topic
Copypasta from the political party statement made 5 or 6 threads down.
Complaining about excessive copypasta. Petitioning MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 for bans.
>Obsequious
is that even a word?
Mocking >>192's lack of vocabulary and implying that this is correlated with a lack of intelligence
Recommendation of answers.com as an encyclopedic reference, dictionary and word translator, followed by an off-topic diatribe regarding Wikipedia, the Web 2.0, and XmlHttpRequest.
Veiled mockery of >>195 as being antediluvian.
Ending rant with a confession one is a Web 2.0 developer looking for a job.
Remininessance about various economic booms followed by extreme economic busts. Pondering of the number of lessons learned, and the number of people who learned them. A flashback to a college economics class, cut short by tiredness caused by ADD and excessive partying.