[Part 5] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 15:26

( LƒΦ`) hello yet again, kids!

401 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 15:42

( LƒΦ`) Just for that, you're on lemonade duty.

402 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 15:43

( LƒΦ`) Now go get me some tang.

403 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 15:59

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

404 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 16:04

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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@߁@@
@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@@
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405 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 16:15

( ί ƒŽί)@‚S‚O‚SIII

406 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 16:15

(EΝE) Fail.

407 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 16:46

R(`„DL)Ι I want tang! NOW!!!!

408 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 17:54

( ί ƒŽί) I like tang!

409 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 19:08

@@@ζˆζˆ
( ί ƒŽζˆˆζˆˆ WHEEEE!!!!
@@@ζˆζˆ

410 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 19:14

(EΝE) http://gikopoirave.ytmnd.com/
(EΝE) I didn't know you liked raving, grandpa!

411 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 19:15

( ί ƒŽζ) URUSAI URUSAI URUSAI
( ζ ƒŽζ) YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

412 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 19:16

@@@@@| _
@@@@@|„DM)@@@No one is here.
@@@@@|Ό@@@@@I can dance now !
@@@@@|

@@@@@τ@@™
@@@τ@@@^ _@@@ RANTA TAN
@@@@@@R(L„DM;)Ι @@RANTA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (@ ‚Φ) @@@RANTA RANTA
@ @ @ @ @@‚­ @@@@@@TAN

@@@τ@@@@™
@@@@@τ@^ _@@@RANTA RANTA
@@@@@@Ri;L„DMjɁ@@RANTA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (‚ց@ ) @@@RANTA TANTA
@ @ @ @ @@@@ >@@@@TAN

413 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 21:05

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is there a freak dancing over here?

414 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 21:05

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is there a freak dancing over here?

415 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 21:07

(=ƒΦ=) HELLO EARTHLING. CARE TO RECIEVE MY FART?
( LƒΦ`) Get out.

416 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 21:45

<˜€MΝL> On the ascii board, Sina just killed me!

417 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 23:58

( LƒΦ`) Then why aren't you dead?

418 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 00:12

<˜€MΝL> Because this is DQN!

419 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 00:17

( ζ ƒŽζ) YAAAAAAAAAY-
( ζ -ζ) ...
( ζ Oζ) AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

420 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 02:18

( LƒΦ`) zzzZZZzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzZZzzZZZZ

421 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 02:39

( LƒΦ`) Junior, I still rave despite I may break my hip at any time doing so. That's the true spirit, you see.

( LƒΦ`) Also, I suggest you wash that tanasinn off your face before it engulfs your entire body.

422 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 03:32

(EΝE) Grandpa, I don't have tanasinn on me.
(EΝE) Mittens does.

( ζ Oζ) OH GOD HELP!!!!!!!!

423 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 05:08

( LƒΦ`) Is that so? You see, I've been quite blind for the past 20 years or so.

( LƒΦζ) Ah-URUSAI URUSAI URUSAI

( ζƒΦζ) OWWWWWWWW!! ... Wait, I can see it! I can see EVERYTHING and NOTHING at the same time!

424 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 05:26

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@@@@@@@@@@i@₯Ν₯j@@Grandpa! I just had this weird dream!
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425 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 05:27

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@@@@@@@@@@i@₯Ν₯j@@Grandpa! I just had this weird dream!
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_
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426 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 05:28

( LƒΦ`) You woke up in your dream?

427 Name: : 1993-09-4697 05:31

( LƒΦ`) (ζƒΦζ ) Oh, uh...hello...



@@(ζƒΦζ )
@ _ @Ώ
( LƒΦ`)œc@(EƒΦE)
Ah HA!

428 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 06:24

(EΝE) WTF? You lifted the mask bu there was nobody under it.

429 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 07:57

(EƒΦE) can't you just see I want to be part of this thread again!?

(ίƒΦo) because..if I don't..I swear..I'll kill every last one of you..

430 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 07:58

@@ (ίƒΦo)
@ _ @Ώ
( LƒΦ`)œc@(EƒΦE)
Ah HA!

( LƒΦ`) Seriously, quit with the masks deal, we're just going to keep taking them off.

(EƒΦE) i feel so exposed

431 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 12:18

( LƒΦ`) Put some clothes on.

432 Name: : 1993-09-4697 17:36

( ί ƒŽί) You could put on some MITTENS!

( LƒΦ`) That's getting really old, you know.

( ί -ί) .....

( „ƒŽƒ) MITTENS!!!

433 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 18:03

(EΝE) Grandpa, Snape kills __________?

434 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 18:55

( LƒΦ`) Junior, spoiling is the mark of of malevolent ignorance. I won't stand for it here.

435 Name: : 1993-09-4697 19:05

(EΝE) Is it just me, or are you dodging most of my questions?

436 Name: : 1993-09-4697 19:06

( LƒΦ`) If you asked better questions, I would give better answers.

437 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 20:29

( LƒΦ`) Damn these kids today. I swear that they keep getting more and more stupid with every sunset.
( LƒΦ`) zzzzzzzzz

438 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 20:48

( `ƒΦL) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

439 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 21:10

( `ƒΦL) ZZZZZZZZmitongasukiZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

440 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 21:17

(EΝE) Grandpa, wake up!

441 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 21:21

(EΝE) Grandpa's angry even in his sleep.

442 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 21:53

(EΝE) Grandpa?
(EΝE) Time to wake up..

443 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 22:02

( LƒΦ`) Son, what wa-
( xƒΦx)

444 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 00:26

(EΝE) Aw, man... Dad, bring the truck around to the window, and I'll get the jumper cables.

445 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 00:27

( xƒΦx) !!!

( LƒΦ`) I'm fine, I'm fine!

446 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 00:32

@@ ( LƒΦ`)
@ _ @Ώ
(EΝE)œc@(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ)
Ah HA!

447 Name: (L^ิ౪Oิ) : 1993-09-4698 00:38

@@ (EΝE)
@ _ @Ώ
(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ)œc@(L^ิ౪Oิ)
Ah HA!

448 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 01:03

( LƒΦ`) Hey, wha-
( xƒΦx)

449 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 01:15

@@ ( xƒΦx)
@ _ @Ώ
( LƒΦ)œc@(LƒΦ )
Ah HA!

( LƒΦ) (LƒΦ ) ...

<Well, ain't this a pickle?
( LƒΦ) (LƒΦ ) <Well, ain't this a pickle?

450 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 01:54

( LƒΦ`) Find the computer room!

451 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 02:46

@@@ζˆζˆ
( ί ƒŽζˆˆζˆˆ WHEEEE!!!!
@@@ζˆζˆ

452 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 02:52

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453 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 04:35

( ί -ζ) ...
( ί Oζ) JUNIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ί -ζ)
( ζ Oζ) COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!

454 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 05:33

( xΝx ) ...
(EΝE) Wha?

455 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 06:40

( LƒΦ`) The world depends on you now, Junior. Here's a final present from Grandpa:

( LƒΦ`) "DODONDO DISLIKES SMOKE."

( `ƒΦL) ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz...

456 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 12:32

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457 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 12:55

(EΝE) Hm. I wonder if he's coming back from this one.

458 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 13:02

Not this time, Junior!@
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459 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 13:28

( ί Oί) EEEEEEEK!

===zoom!

460 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 15:46

( LƒΦ`) Nawww, just kidding.
( LƒΦ`) Hey, where'd the tanasinn on Mittens go?

461 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 15:48

(EΝE) I must go on an adventure to save my Grandpa from death, no matter what it takes! This will most likely take several threads to do, in which I must meet with Death himself, and beg him to let Grandpa go! With this wooden stick and pot lid, I will face all the evil out in the world!

@@@@@@@ ^ά_@‚Α@@ ^_
@@@@@@@/'ά'R@_ ‚Α^_@ |
@@@@@@ iœDœj@j^@@@|:@|
@@@@@@@ >ϋ/@ .^@@@@ |: /
@@@@@@/ά@@ ƒ~Ё@_@@@Y
@@@@@ /@@@^@|::|ƒΙ|@@@ |
@@@@@ |γ7ƒ~@@ |::|@ āA@@ |
@@@@@ |:^@@@@VQƒn@@@|
@ @@@^| i@@@@@@@@ |@Θ|Θ
@@@@@@„y .i@@@@@@‚m@/ά Rj@<-- Grandpa's body
@@@@@@ ƒΊA|@i@.‚mV@ |@@| |
@@@@@@@@@‚u_‚v@@@i A@Ύ
@@...@@@@@@@@@@@@@ |b |
( EΝE)@@@ @@@@@@@@ ΎΎ
@@@Well, that was easy.

462 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 15:50

(EΝE) Oh great, we've created a time paradox.

463 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 15:52

@@ ( ί ƒŽί)
@ _ @Ώ
(EΝE)œc ( LƒΦ`)
Ah HA!

464 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 16:40

@@ (EΝE)
@ _ @Ώ
( ί ƒŽί)œc (EΝE) ( LƒΦ`)
Ah HA!

( ί -ί) Wait, why did you even bother with the mask?

465 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 16:50

(EΝE) I'm like a snake, lady.

466 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 16:57

( ί ƒŽί) Snakes!
( ί ƒŽί) ON A PLANE!!!!

467 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 16:59

_™™™ GRANDPAII ™™™ ^
„ͺ(߁Νί)„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ(߁Νί)„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ(߁Νί)/
(߁Νί)„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ(߁Νί)„ͺ„ͺ(߁Νί)/
„ͺ„ͺ(߁Νί)„ͺ„ͺ(߁Νί)„ͺ(߁Νί)/
(߁Νί)„ͺ(߁Νί)„ͺ(߁Νί) /

468 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 17:42

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Hey Grandpa! Nida and I are mitten buddies now!!!

469 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 17:45

(EΝE) Grandpa, should I do Mittens?

470 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 17:49

..(* ˃ ƒŽ˂) Kyaa~

471 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 18:30

<˜€MΝL> Right nida!

472 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 18:32

( LƒΦ`) Vaginas feel better then a guy's hairy asshole, Junior. That's all I can say.

473 Name: : 1993-09-4698 18:43

It is a shame. NIDA!

474 Name: : 1993-09-4698 18:44

<˜€MΝL> Woah! I disappeared in >>473 because HTML was on!

475 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 19:03

( ί ƒŽί) YAAY NIDA!!

( ί -ί) ..he dissapeared.

( ί ƒŽί) NOW HE'S BACK YAY.

476 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 19:24

( ί ƒŽί) That was a great magic trick, Nida!

477 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 19:41

( ί ƒŽί) Do another one!

478 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 21:40

@@@ζˆζˆ
( ί ƒŽζˆˆζˆˆ WHEEEE!!!!
@@@ζˆζˆ

( ί ƒŽζ) That was an aw-

( ί -ζ)

( ί ƒŽζ) URUSAI URUSAI URUSAI
( ˆ ƒŽζ) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
( ˆ Oζ) NIDA, HOW DID YOU KNOW I LIKED TANASINN?!?!
( ˆ ƒŽζ) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

479 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 21:50

( L_T`) Well, check this out!

·ΐ„ͺ„ͺ( EΝ)ƒΦ`)ƒŽί)ิ౪Oิ)ΝL>L_T)ΝL)ƒΦE)ƒnEL)QE|Νί)„ͺ„ͺ!!!

480 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 21:57

@ .'LάάR.@That was amazing, Fuun!
@iΌέΐήΚήΆΨ)@
@iΨΨ ί ƒŽίΙi
@؁Ό)Ž!‚›~"
@@ ‚­/_‚Œ_lT
@@ i/Ύ

@ .'LάάR.@Too bad I lost my tanasinn.
@iΌέΐήΚήΆΨ)@
@iΨΨ ί -ίΙi
@؁Ό)Ž!‚›~"
@@ ‚­/_‚Œ_lT
@@ i/Ύ

481 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 00:28

(EΝE) Grandpa, explain tanasinn

482 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 00:45

( LƒΦ`) Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.

483 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 01:26

(EΝE) Grandpa, my girlfriend said "Oh Em Gee" outloud today in public. How do I break up with her without letting on that she's a huge dork?

484 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 01:45

( LƒΦ`) Beat her up.

485 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 02:02

( LƒΦ`) And if that doesn't work out, tell her she sucks at sucking, if you know what I mean.

486 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 02:54

(EΝE) That's not nice, Grandpa.

487 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 03:48

( LƒΦ`) Neither is breaking up with a girl for saying something mildly amusing, Junior.

488 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 05:00

( LƒΦ`) What does your girlfriend look like, anyway?

489 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 06:22

She also has great tits! Can't you tell from this one line of text? If not, you suck, Grandpa!
(EΝE)‚Β(oE_E) ...

490 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 07:51

@@ ( oE_E)
@ _ @Ώ
(LƒΦ`)œc@(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) ...

491 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 08:19

@@ @ƒ~
( LƒΦ`)‚Β(oE_E) ...

(LƒΦ` ) Uh... You two go have fun.

492 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 13:22

( LƒΦ`) I don't believe I was ever that stupid.

493 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 17:32

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) ...

494 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 18:20

(EΝE) http://www.anonib.com/dqndqnlol/index.php?b=1
(EΝE) Hey, grandpa, I made a DQN imageboard!

495 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 19:11

( LƒΦ`) You shouldn't imitate her so much, sonny. ( ί ƒŽί) may be nice, but I wouldn't like you to end up like her.

496 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 19:23

(E-E) ...
(EAE) SHUT UP!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(EAE) AGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(EΝE) LOVE: The Movie

Rated PG-TANASINN for love and TANASINN!!!

Out this September.

497 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 19:27

( LƒΦ`) Junior, let's go to the movies. We haven't done that in a while.

498 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 19:36

Π*ί-ί) I have some popcorn cookies that I can bring!
Π*ί-ί) o O (He, he, the old fart will never know.)

499 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 19:44

(EΝE) Grandpa won't but I do!

(EΝE) Nobody puts popcorn in cookies!

500 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 19:58

Π*ίOί) OH YEAH??!??!? THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN IN MY FAMILY!

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