( ´ω`) hello yet again, kids!
( ´ω`) I want to die, not just BECAUSE ITS WINTER, because >>1-999 are all idiots.
ヽ|・∀・|ノ BUT-YOU-ARE->>!
凸( ̄皿 ̄#) Layil, his scenario had Sasuke raping Orochimaru, not the other way around. Regardless of how hot Sasuke is, Orochimaru's always the girl. Yeah, I'm female. Doesn't mean I can't appreciate feminine beauty, though. It's different for girls - we can stare at and remark on other females without being accused of homosexuality, whereas guys are supposed to be oblivious to the presence of other guys - taking any notice of another male pretty much reveals they're flaming queens. Or so I'm told. Notice we haven't resolved the issue of why Orochimaru looks so youthful when he's the same age as Jiraiya and Tsunade. Now on to the Gai question. I'll answer in a roundabout way. Let's start with Jiraiya. There's something about an experienced man who SO loves women that is really appealing. I'll bet he's tons of fun in bed! Looking at Kakashi and his character, it's difficult to imagine any "interaction" with him being ultimately satisfying, because, well, does he even kiss? I mean, sure, he's hot and all, but if he's going to keep that silly mask on all the time, how do you even get started? I just can't imagine forming any kind of real and intimate emotional connection with someone like that, which I know is kind of a girl thing. Plus, I like kissing. His polar opposite is Gai. Gai's hot - he's tall and built and definitely masculine, and he's also emotionally available. Heck, he emotes more than most women! I see him as the kind who would be able to have a really intimate, intense emotional connection with someone else, which is what really makes the sex great if you get right down to it. Plus, as a taijutsu master, he's bound to have some great moves, if you know what I mean. So, for me, it's a combination of the physical attractiveness plus the in-touch-with-his-emotions kind of thing that puts him on the list. At the top of the list, in fact.
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ BU-N!
凸( ̄皿 ̄#) Layil, his scenario had Sasuke raping Orochimaru, not the other way around. Regardless of how hot Sasuke is, Orochimaru's always the girl. Yeah, I'm female. Doesn't mean I can't appreciate feminine beauty, though. It's different for girls - we can stare at and remark on other females without being accused of homosexuality, whereas guys are supposed to be oblivious to the presence of other guys - taking any notice of another male pretty much reveals they're flaming queens. Or so I'm told. Notice we haven't resolved the issue of why Orochimaru looks so youthful when he's the same age as Jiraiya and Tsunade. Now on to the Gai question. I'll answer in a roundabout way. Let's start with Jiraiya. There's something about an experienced man who SO loves women that is really appealing. I'll bet he's tons of fun in bed! Looking at Kakashi and his character, it's difficult to imagine any "interaction" with him being ultimately satisfying, because, well, does he even kiss? I mean, sure, he's hot and all, but if he's going to keep that silly mask on all the time, how do you even get started? I just can't imagine forming any kind of real and intimate emotional connection with someone like that, which I know is kind of a girl thing. Plus, I like kissing. His polar opposite is Gai. Gai's hot - he's tall and built and definitely masculine, and he's also emotionally available. Heck, he emotes more than most women! I see him as the kind who would be able to have a really intimate, intense emotional connection with someone else, which is what really makes the sex great if you get right down to it. Plus, as a taijutsu master, he's bound to have some great moves, if you know what I mean. So, for me, it's a combination of the physical attractiveness plus the in-touch-with-his-emotions kind of thing that puts him on the list. At the top of the list, in fact.
ヽ|・∀・|ノ SHUT-UP.
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(´ω` ) This thread sucks. I'm going to go get blitzed.
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∧,,∧(‘ω‘ ) To the windmills!
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( ゚ O゚) WAIT FOR ME!!!
( デωㄟ) why do you make such a mess in this thread
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) B..
⊂二二二( ´ω`)二二二⊃ BUN cough
(・∀・) I wanna get back to asking you questions sometime soon, Grandpa.
((/ ゚ ヮㄟ) Look at me! I'm tortured!
((/ ゚ ヮㄟ) I'm bleeding angst all over the place!
(・∀・) Grandpa, where's Clonepa?
(・∀・) I want to beat the mittens outta him.
(・ω・) You got 666 and you wasted it on such a stupid comment?
(・ω・) Junior, you ARE an asshole.
((/ ゚ ヮㄟ) I agree!
(・∀・) D A D D Y C O O L
(・∀・) Disregard that, I suck cocks.
( ´ω`) I already knew. Janey told me about you last summer, when you were off 'camping' with your 'friend.'
(・∀・) You mean...
人
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((/ ゚ ヮㄟ) Look at me! I'm tortured!
((/ ゚ ヮㄟ) I'm bleeding angst all over the place!
(・∀・) Oh, great. First of all, the only good Grandpa thread was the first one. We have an angst-ridden Mittens, a retarded Grandpa who's losing brain cells by the post, Clonepa who's CRAP ASS, Darkpa who's been absent from this thread for god knows how long, and some other losers born from DQN's scrotum.
(・∀・) I've had it. I'm leaving the Elitist Superstructure of DQN and moving off to 2ch. If I call myself a jisaku jien, then I'll blend right in.
( `ハ´)I'm back.
( ´ω`) No, Junior!
( ´ω`) Don't go!
( ´ω`) No, Junior!
( ´ω`) Don't go!
( ´ω`) Darn it, double post!
おまえらDQNの意味分かってんの?
( ´ω`) Junior...left. I think I might cry.
( ´ω`) sniff...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
( ゚ ヮ゚) don't worry. i'll come back !
(´ω` ) Now it's about time I had a few cold ones in celebration.
(・∀・) Gramps, what's life like without grandma?
( ノ`)I'm still observing you...
( ´ω`) Pretty nice. I don't miss that old drug-addled hippie one bit.
( ´ω`) Though I must admit, there are times when I feel a little lonely, and all the spam for C1al1s doesn't help.
( ノ`)I'll kick you there.
(・∀・) I'm also back because all they say over there is "wwwww" and "nullpo"
( ゚ ヮ゚) My thread just ended!
( ゚ -゚) ...but I like mittens.
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever visited 2ch?
( ゜_ゝ゜)I think I went to /nida/, eh?
( ゜_ゝ゜)eh?
( ゚ ヮ゚) I was on the CN Tower!
( ´ω` )つ(・(・ Kneading grandpa
(・∀・) When did fusianasan support get implemented?
( ´ω` )つ(・(・
I'm busy, sonny!
( ´ω` )つ(・(・ ∀・)
( ´ω`) Aww, jeez, I was going to KITA!!
( ゚ -゚) ...?
/\___/ヽ
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(・∀・) Who is this freak?
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爪 *^∀^) I'm your bride!
(・∀・) GET OUT
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爪 *^∀^)You're lucky I don't have tanasinn.
( ゚д゚) HUH...
(( ;゚д゚)) WHOA
(((( ;゚Д゚))) SHAKES
(((((((( ;゚Д゚))))))) SHAKES SHAKES SHAKES SHAKES
( ゚ o゚) Junior, I didn't know you already had a fiancee!
( ゚ -゚) Was what we shared meaningless to you?
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ´ω`) Oww, that hurt.
(´ω` ) But a few martinis will make the pain go away.
( ゚д゚) HUH...
(( ;゚д゚)) WHOA
(((( ;゚Д゚))) SHAKES
(((((((( ;゚Д゚))))))) SHAKES SHAKES SHAKES SHAKES
(((((((( ;゚Д゚))))))) YES YES YES YES
(´ω` ) Too bad. I have to pay for it, you know.
((((((((((( ;゚Д゚)))))))))))) ゴゴゴゴゴゴ
(´ω` ) Maybe you should experiment with the wild new technology of clothing. I find wearing appropriate clothes keeps me warm on the coldest days, Junior. Besides, you running around naked all the time is disturbing the neighbors.
( ´ω`) A shake? Sure, I'll have one.
( ´ω`) Actually, I just want that Tang you promised last month.
(・∀・) We're out of Tang, sorry. I think Mittens drank the last batch all by herself.
( ゚ O゚) LIAR!!!
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ゚ ヮ゚) Natumi did it.
ミ*゚ー゚) Did what?
( ´ω`) Natumi! It's been ages! What have you been up to, kid?
ミ*゚ー゚) One to Three upstate, Grandpa.
( ´ω`) Oh, you little scamp!
(・∀・) Grandpa, why was the unsinkable Molly Brown so unsinkable?