[Part 5] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 15:26

( ´ω`) hello yet again, kids!

650 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 00:18

( ´ω`) I want to die, not just BECAUSE ITS WINTER, because >>1-999 are all idiots.

651 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 00:30

ヽ|・∀・|ノ BUT-YOU-ARE->>!

652 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 00:31

ヽ|・∀・|ノ I MEAN >>1.

653 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 00:33

凸( ̄皿 ̄#) Layil, his scenario had Sasuke raping Orochimaru, not the other way around. Regardless of how hot Sasuke is, Orochimaru's always the girl. Yeah, I'm female. Doesn't mean I can't appreciate feminine beauty, though. It's different for girls - we can stare at and remark on other females without being accused of homosexuality, whereas guys are supposed to be oblivious to the presence of other guys - taking any notice of another male pretty much reveals they're flaming queens. Or so I'm told. Notice we haven't resolved the issue of why Orochimaru looks so youthful when he's the same age as Jiraiya and Tsunade. Now on to the Gai question. I'll answer in a roundabout way. Let's start with Jiraiya. There's something about an experienced man who SO loves women that is really appealing. I'll bet he's tons of fun in bed! Looking at Kakashi and his character, it's difficult to imagine any "interaction" with him being ultimately satisfying, because, well, does he even kiss? I mean, sure, he's hot and all, but if he's going to keep that silly mask on all the time, how do you even get started? I just can't imagine forming any kind of real and intimate emotional connection with someone like that, which I know is kind of a girl thing. Plus, I like kissing. His polar opposite is Gai. Gai's hot - he's tall and built and definitely masculine, and he's also emotionally available. Heck, he emotes more than most women! I see him as the kind who would be able to have a really intimate, intense emotional connection with someone else, which is what really makes the sex great if you get right down to it. Plus, as a taijutsu master, he's bound to have some great moves, if you know what I mean. So, for me, it's a combination of the physical attractiveness plus the in-touch-with-his-emotions kind of thing that puts him on the list. At the top of the list, in fact.

654 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 00:50

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ BU-N!

655 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 01:17

凸( ̄皿 ̄#) Layil, his scenario had Sasuke raping Orochimaru, not the other way around. Regardless of how hot Sasuke is, Orochimaru's always the girl. Yeah, I'm female. Doesn't mean I can't appreciate feminine beauty, though. It's different for girls - we can stare at and remark on other females without being accused of homosexuality, whereas guys are supposed to be oblivious to the presence of other guys - taking any notice of another male pretty much reveals they're flaming queens. Or so I'm told. Notice we haven't resolved the issue of why Orochimaru looks so youthful when he's the same age as Jiraiya and Tsunade. Now on to the Gai question. I'll answer in a roundabout way. Let's start with Jiraiya. There's something about an experienced man who SO loves women that is really appealing. I'll bet he's tons of fun in bed! Looking at Kakashi and his character, it's difficult to imagine any "interaction" with him being ultimately satisfying, because, well, does he even kiss? I mean, sure, he's hot and all, but if he's going to keep that silly mask on all the time, how do you even get started? I just can't imagine forming any kind of real and intimate emotional connection with someone like that, which I know is kind of a girl thing. Plus, I like kissing. His polar opposite is Gai. Gai's hot - he's tall and built and definitely masculine, and he's also emotionally available. Heck, he emotes more than most women! I see him as the kind who would be able to have a really intimate, intense emotional connection with someone else, which is what really makes the sex great if you get right down to it. Plus, as a taijutsu master, he's bound to have some great moves, if you know what I mean. So, for me, it's a combination of the physical attractiveness plus the in-touch-with-his-emotions kind of thing that puts him on the list. At the top of the list, in fact.

656 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 01:57

ヽ|・∀・|ノ SHUT-UP.

657 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 02:24

( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better then a guy's hairy asshole, Junior. That's all I can say.

658 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 03:57

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659 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 04:04

(´ω` ) This thread sucks. I'm going to go get blitzed.

660 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 06:23

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     ∧,,∧(‘ω‘ )  To the windmills!
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   (o_o,イ__ヽ´|(__) ノ~⌒)彡   trot trot trot
      ノllllllllヽ| | ̄ノl ノ
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     ヽニフ||   (/  ヽノ
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661 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 06:26

( ゚ O゚) WAIT FOR ME!!!

662 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 08:27

( デωㄟ) why do you make such a mess in this thread

663 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 15:27

( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) B..

⊂二二二( ´ω`)二二二⊃ BUN cough

664 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 16:12

(・∀・) I wanna get back to asking you questions sometime soon, Grandpa.

665 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 17:22

((/ ゚ ヮㄟ) Look at me! I'm tortured!
((/ ゚ ヮㄟ) I'm bleeding angst all over the place!

666 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 17:25

(・∀・) Grandpa, where's Clonepa?
(・∀・) I want to beat the mittens outta him.

667 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 17:54

(・ω・) You got 666 and you wasted it on such a stupid comment?
(・ω・) Junior, you ARE an asshole.

668 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 18:16

((/ ゚ ヮㄟ) I agree!

669 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 18:36

(・∀・) D A D D Y C O O L

670 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 19:41

(・∀・) Disregard that, I suck cocks.

671 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 20:33

( ´ω`) I already knew. Janey told me about you last summer, when you were off 'camping' with your 'friend.'

672 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 21:03

(・∀・) You mean...

673 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 22:25

  人     
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  ( ´ω`)
  (_A_)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ) < My name is fail (つ   つ 
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 (__)D_)

674 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 23:25

((/ ゚ ヮㄟ) Look at me! I'm tortured!
((/ ゚ ヮㄟ) I'm bleeding angst all over the place!

675 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 02:35

(・∀・) Oh, great. First of all, the only good Grandpa thread was the first one. We have an angst-ridden Mittens, a retarded Grandpa who's losing brain cells by the post, Clonepa who's CRAP ASS, Darkpa who's been absent from this thread for god knows how long, and some other losers born from DQN's scrotum.

(・∀・) I've had it. I'm leaving the Elitist Superstructure of DQN and moving off to 2ch. If I call myself a jisaku jien, then I'll blend right in.

676 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 02:43

( `ハ´)I'm back.

677 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 05:46

( ´ω`) No, Junior!
( ´ω`) Don't go!

678 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 05:46

( ´ω`) No, Junior!
( ´ω`) Don't go!

679 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 05:47

( ´ω`) Darn it, double post!

680 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 06:41

( ´ω`) Darn it, double post!

681 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 06:41

( ´ω`) Darn it, double post!

682 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 06:41

( ´ω`) Darn it, double post!

683 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 06:41

( ´ω`) Darn it, double post!

684 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 06:42

( ´ω`) Darn it, double post!

685 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 06:42

( ´ω`) Darn it, double post!

686 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 06:43

( ´ω`) Darn it, double post!

687 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 06:43

( ´ω`) Darn it, double post!

688 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 06:44

( ´ω`) Darn it, double post!

689 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 06:49

( ´ω`) Darn it, double post!

690 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 06:54

おまえらDQNの意味分かってんの?

691 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 07:12

( ´ω`) Junior...left. I think I might cry.

( ´ω`) sniff...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

692 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 09:13

( ゚ ヮ゚) don't worry. i'll come back !

693 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 09:22

(´ω` ) Now it's about time I had a few cold ones in celebration.

694 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 10:11

(・∀・) Gramps, what's life like without grandma?

695 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 11:48

(   ノ`)I'm still observing you...

696 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 14:07

( ´ω`) Pretty nice. I don't miss that old drug-addled hippie one bit.

697 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 14:42

( ´ω`) Though I must admit, there are times when I feel a little lonely, and all the spam for C1al1s doesn't help.

698 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 17:24

(   ノ`)I'll kick you there.

699 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 20:39

(・∀・) Grandpa! Isn't this great! We are approaching 1000 posts!!

700 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 21:10

(・∀・) I'm also back because all they say over there is "wwwww" and "nullpo"

701 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 21:34

( ゚ ヮ゚) My thread just ended!

702 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 21:35

(・∀・) Great! Now come up with something more original than mittens!

703 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 21:36

( ゚ -゚) ...but I like mittens.

704 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 21:36

( ゚ -゚) .....

( >ヮ<) MITTENS!!!

705 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 21:45

ガッ    ∧__∧  ∩
     (,,・Д・)彡☆ AAAAAAAAAA TA TA TA TA TA TA!
      ⊂彡☆))-゚)
       ☆ *doku* *slap* *doku* *doku!*

706 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 21:46

(゚-( ) ok, I'm going to my thread part 2

707 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 21:48

( ´ω`) sponsors... meh.

708 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 21:55

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever visited 2ch?

709 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 22:06

( ´ω`) Of course I have, sonny! In fact, my Japanese alter ego lives there!

710 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 22:08

( ゜_ゝ゜)I think I went to /nida/, eh?

711 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 22:50

( ゜_ゝ゜)eh?

712 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 01:44

( ゚ ヮ゚) I was on the CN Tower!

713 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 03:34

( ´ω` )つ(・(・ Kneading grandpa

714 Name: gromit.nocabal.de : 1993-09-4707 03:38

(・∀・) When did fusianasan support get implemented?

715 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 03:54

( ´ω` )つ(・(・
I'm busy, sonny!

716 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 04:37

( ´ω` )つ(・(・ ∀・)

717 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 05:38

( ´ω`) Aww, jeez, I was going to KITA!!

718 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 15:11


   ∧w∧
   爪 *^∀^) Where is my future husband, junior?
   (;;;<}{>)
   /;;;;ノ |、 _
  ノ;;;;;ゝ_);;ゝ

719 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 15:35

( ゚ -゚) ...?

720 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 16:23

       /\___/ヽ
      /:::::::       \
     .|:::.   ''''''   ''''''  |  Good Night・・・
      |::::.,(●),   、(●)|
     .|::::::: ノ ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, |
      \:::::.ヽ`-=ニ=- ' /           |
     /   `一`ニニ´-,ー´            |  
    /   l | /  | |      zzz.....     |
__/    | ⊥ーー | ⊥ ________|
   |  `ーヽl_l_l.} ヽl_l_l.}   <⌒/ヽ-、__ \
  (、ーー、ィ   } ̄   ノ /<_/ >> ./ \
    `ー、、___/`"''−‐"   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    \

721 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 19:25

(・∀・) Who is this freak?

722 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 21:37

 ∧w∧
   爪 *^∀^) I'm your bride!

723 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 23:01

 ∧w∧
   爪 *^∀^) You will push my ears

724 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 23:19

(・∀・) GET OUT

725 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 02:30

  ∧w∧
   爪 *^∀^)You're lucky I don't have tanasinn.

726 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 03:51

( ゚д゚) HUH...

(( ;゚д゚)) WHOA

(((( ;゚Д゚))) SHAKES

(((((((( ;゚Д゚))))))) SHAKES SHAKES SHAKES SHAKES

727 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 03:58

( ゚ o゚) Junior, I didn't know you already had a fiancee!

( ゚ -゚) Was what we shared meaningless to you?

728 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 04:08

(・∀・) She's not my fiancee, but yeah, it was pretty meaningless.

729 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 04:09

( ゚ -゚) ...

730 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 04:14

( ´ω` )つ( ゚( ゚ -゚) ...

731 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 04:18

ガッ    ∧__∧  ∩
     (,,゚ Д゚)彡☆ MIIIIIIIITAAAANAASINNN
      ⊂彡☆))ω` )
       ☆ *doku* *slap* *doku* *doku!*

732 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 05:31

( ´ω`) Oww, that hurt.

733 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 05:55

(´ω` ) But a few martinis will make the pain go away.

734 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 17:22

( ゚д゚) HUH...

(( ;゚д゚)) WHOA

(((( ;゚Д゚))) SHAKES

(((((((( ;゚Д゚))))))) SHAKES SHAKES SHAKES SHAKES

735 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 17:47

( ´ω`) Want me turn the heater on?

736 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 17:58

(((((((( ;゚Д゚))))))) YES YES YES YES

737 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 19:46

(´ω` ) Too bad. I have to pay for it, you know.

738 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 21:27

((((((((((( ;゚Д゚)))))))))))) ゴゴゴゴゴゴ

739 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4709 01:44

(´ω` ) Maybe you should experiment with the wild new technology of clothing. I find wearing appropriate clothes keeps me warm on the coldest days, Junior. Besides, you running around naked all the time is disturbing the neighbors.

740 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4709 04:38

(((((((( ;゚Д゚))))))) SHAKES SHAKES SHAKES ON A PLANE

741 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4709 06:16

( ´ω`) A shake? Sure, I'll have one.

742 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4709 08:40

( ´ω`) Actually, I just want that Tang you promised last month.

743 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:09

(・∀・) We're out of Tang, sorry. I think Mittens drank the last batch all by herself.

744 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:13

( ゚ O゚) LIAR!!!

( ゚ -゚) ...

( ゚ ヮ゚) Natumi did it.

745 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 04:19

ミ*゚ー゚) Did what?

746 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 14:07

( ´ω`) Natumi! It's been ages! What have you been up to, kid?

747 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 17:08

ミ*゚ー゚) One to Three upstate, Grandpa.

748 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 23:58

( ´ω`) Oh, you little scamp!

749 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 11:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, why was the unsinkable Molly Brown so unsinkable?

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