-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Sorry we just ran out of that
i 乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) I have a Lance of Longinus and I'll stab
i 乂-‐ −! i you if you do.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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, -―-、、
/ , ,
l ( ・∀・) hehe!! No one can see me sneak out with a bag full items
ヽ、_ つづと)'
(_⌒ヽ
)ノ `J
へ-ヘ
ミ ´ー`ミ Security Kitten, here! What do you think you're doing mr. Robber?
〜(,_uuノ
, -―-、、
/ , ,
l ( ・∀・) Taking all the food from the kitchen of course!
ヽ、_ つづと)'
(_⌒ヽ
)ノ `J
へ-ヘ
ミ ´ー`ミ Well, would you please not nya?
〜(,_uuノ
, -―-、、
/ , ,
l ( ・∀・) Nope.
ヽ、_ つづと)'
(_⌒ヽ
)ノ `J
へ-ヘ
ミ ´ー`ミ Okay nya.
〜(,_uuノ
, -―-、、
/ , ,
l ( ・∀・) It seems I took a wrong turn. This is the refrigerator.
ヽ、_ つづと)'
(_⌒ヽ
)ノ `J
( ´ω`) Hi, I'd like one Thief-Burger please.
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Coming right up.
i 乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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( ´ω`) Can I have that medium rare, with ketchup?
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) We don't have ketchup, only catsup.
i 乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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( ´ω`) Wait forget all that. I am the owner and manager. I have forgotten.
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) So Gramps, how long until our
i 乂-‐ −! i Habbo Hotel branch opens?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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( ´ω`) What's that?
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Never mind. It was just some
i 乂-‐ −! i internet rumor. I have to stop giving it credence.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) You'll have to come inside
i 乂-‐ −! i We don't have a drive-thru window
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴| What's up with his car?
|∵∵/ ○ \| It's totally falling apart!
|∵ / 三 | 三 |
|∵ | __|__ |
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/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i He drove-thru our window.
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴| Well, I'm not sweeping up the glass.
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|∵ / 三 | 三 |
|∵ | __|__ |
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>┴< ⊂⊃
-( ゚∀゚.)- ⊂⊃
>┬<
/⌒ヽ
/(●)(●) excuse me may i drive-thru here
| トェェェイ/
| /`ニニ´
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/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i ... and I was all like, No, you can't drive-thru here!
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/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i Then the dude broke out in tears, and started screaming.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ I let him through just to get rid of him.
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! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i Sorry, hun, I had to do it.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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, -―-、、
/ , , I am lost. I tried to make my escpape,
l ( ・∀・) but I ended up in the freezer! Where
ヽ、_ つづと)' is the exit?
(_⌒ヽ
)ノ `J
, -―-、、
/ , ,
l ( ・Д・) And what's with the weird guy in the freezer???
ヽ、_ つづと)'
(_⌒ヽ
)ノ `J
, -―-、、
/ , ,
l ( ・∀・) This bag is filled with a few dozen
ヽ、_ つづと)' cheeseburgers!
(_⌒ヽ
)ノ `J
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i Freshen your cup, hon?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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( ゚ -゚) you haven't given me a cup of anything yet
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i If you don't like the service, you can leave.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Sorry we just ran out of that
i 乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) I told you to take that damn flag down!
i 乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴| Why? It totally adds character to the place!
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 |
|∵ | __|__ |
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( ゚Д゚) Can I get a slice of pie and a cup of coffee?
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i Hon, cup the your freshen? Out ran, sorry we.
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( ゚Д゚) ...Whaaa?
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i Would you like some pie?
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( ゚Д゚) Fine fine. Whatever you have please.
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Sorry we just ran out of that
i 乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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( `ハ´) I want rice with soy sauce le.
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Sorry we just ran out of rice
i 乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴| Did you wash your hands after you got back from the restroom?
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 |
|∵ | __|__ |
\| \_/ /
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Oohohooo! So this is where the food is! Bread!!!
| (⌒⌒⌒)::) (⌒⌒⌒)::) ____
|⌒ヽ .| ^ω^ |:::| | ^ω^ |:::| | SALE |
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Ahahaah〜
. (⌒⌒⌒)::) .(⌒⌒⌒)::) ____
| ^ω^ |:::| /⌒| ^ω^ |:::| | SALE |
|____|(^ω^|__|;;;|  ̄~||~ ̄
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Never!!!
. (⌒⌒⌒)::) .(⌒⌒⌒)::) ____
| ^ω^ |:::| /⌒| ^ω^ |:::| | SALE |
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( ゚Д゚) Then I'll have one of the blueberry muffins, toasted with butter. And freshen my cup, hon?
( ゚∀゚) can I have a whole raw chicken with a side of chutney?
( ゚Д゚) ...lay off the LSD, man.
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) You're going to have to buy all of that
i 乂-‐ −! i sruined stock now. The total cost comes
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ to 639.99 dollars. Cash or credit?
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( ゚Д゚) That's some awfully happy-looking bread there, >>342.
( ゚Д゚) Anyway, after seeing your crazy business practices, I think I would be better off eating processed crap from McDonalds.
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) That's fine, but you owe $2,349
i 乂-‐ −! i for entering the shop.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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( ゚Д゚) What?? Is this an Elite shop or something?
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) We prefer not to mention them, though
i 乂-‐ −! i we do have an agreement
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 |
|∵ | __|__ | In fact, we're affiliates!
\| \_/ /
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( ゚Д゚) Damn. I find a distasteful connotation there.
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Marty, we're not supposed to use the word "affiliate".
i 乂-‐ −! i It turns off some customers!
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 |
|∵ | __|__ | I humbly apologize if I've made any offense.
\| \_/ / As an apology, please have a packet of complimentary catsup.
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( ゚Д゚) Are you guys members of some underground fight club?
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) The first rule is that we can't talk about it.
i 乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) The seconed rule is that we can't talk about it.
i 乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | He left.
|∵ | __|__ |
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-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) They weren't members though.
i 乂-‐ −! i
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | So now that my humble store has been open for
|∵ | __|__ | a full year, where do we go from here?
\| \_/ / Expansion, or maybe even franchising?
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-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) If you are willing to face the red tape.
i 乂-‐ −! i
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | I tested the "Marty's" flag in focus groups.
|∵ | __|__ | It only got mixed reviews, and some small children were terrified.
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-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) You're fired. The health department would
i 乂-‐ −! i close us down in a second if we let dogs behind the counter.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | Zing!
|∵ | __|__ |
\| \_/ /
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | Market research has proven that if we are
|∵ | __|__ | planning to make any money, we need to be
\| \_/ / Family-friendly. Also, we need strippers.
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━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | Obviously, we're going to parallel Hooters.
|∵ | __|__ | Except we'll be CLASSY.
\| \_/ /
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━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======
( ´ω`) Wiil you provide ties at the door?
(・∀・) Gimme! I want to tie down the bitch with the blue hair!
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | Yes. We will also provide free Nintendo Wii
|∵ | __|__ | units stolen from Wal-Mart with every purchase.
\| \_/ /
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-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Marty, you're becoming delusional again.
i 乂-‐ −! i If I didn't know better, I'd swear you were off your meds.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ And you remember what happened last time...
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | ...but the mural was beautiful.
|∵ | __|__ |
\| \_/ /
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(・∀・) Can I have a hamburger, well done, with the works?
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Marty! Gimme a Wimpy, cremate it and drag it through the garden!
i 乂-‐ −! i
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(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) How about creamed chipped beef on toast?
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Marty! One Shit on a Shingle!
i 乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) You know, maybe I'll just have grilled cheese and a cup of soup.
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | Alright! One maggot salad and cup of urine coing right up!
|∵ | __|__ |
\| \_/ /
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(´・ヮ・) I'd like a ?-bottle.
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Making a ?-bottle is a very delicate process.
i 乂-‐ −! i There's a 99.9% chance you could die drinking it..
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ ...Well, anyway. Marty! One squid-flavored seawater bottle!
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | We only got fugu flavor!
|∵ | __|__ |
\| \_/ /
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(・∀・) The fugu is too dangerous! Gimme a blowfish-flavored one instead.
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(・∀∵∴∵∴∵∴) ...I should have stuck with today's special!
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i 乂-‐ −! i Thank you, please come again!
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( ^ω^) I'd like to order the TANASINN Special, please.
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i 乂-‐ −! i That comes with one side. Do you want
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( ^ω^) Cole slaw. Can you toast the b-un?
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|∵ | __|__ | I don't think we have Shift-JIS art for that.
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i 乂-‐∵∴∵∴ In the future I'm going to remember to pay more attention
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Thank you very much for the wonderful food and drink here!
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∧_∧ | The chef always tells us to not think, feel
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