May I take your order please? (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 19:03

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)       Sorry we just ran out of that
i  乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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301 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 00:47

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)   I have a Lance of Longinus and I'll stab
i  乂-‐ −! i    you if you do.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 01:19

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 l  ( ・∀・) hehe!! No one can see me sneak out with a bag full items
 ヽ、_ つづと)'
  (_⌒ヽ
   )ノ `J

303 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 01:24

  へ-ヘ
  ミ ´ー`ミ Security Kitten, here! What do you think you're doing mr. Robber?
〜(,_uuノ

   , -―-、、
 /    , , 
 l  ( ・∀・) Taking all the food from the kitchen of course!
 ヽ、_ つづと)'
  (_⌒ヽ
   )ノ `J

  へ-ヘ
  ミ ´ー`ミ Well, would you please not nya?
〜(,_uuノ

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 /    , , 
 l  ( ・∀・) Nope.
 ヽ、_ つづと)'
  (_⌒ヽ
   )ノ `J

  へ-ヘ
  ミ ´ー`ミ Okay nya.
〜(,_uuノ

304 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 01:37

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 l  ( ・∀・) It seems I took a wrong turn. This is the refrigerator.
 ヽ、_ つづと)'
  (_⌒ヽ
   )ノ `J

305 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 01:38

(  ´ω`) Hi, I'd like one Thief-Burger please.
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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)   Coming right up.
i  乂-‐ −! i    
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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306 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 12:58

(  ´ω`) Can I have that medium rare, with ketchup?

307 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 15:56

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)   We don't have ketchup, only catsup.
i  乂-‐ −! i    
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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308 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 17:08

(  ´ω`) Wait forget all that. I am the owner and manager. I have forgotten.

309 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 18:04

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)   So Gramps, how long until our
i  乂-‐ −! i    Habbo Hotel branch opens?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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310 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 18:17

( ´ω`) What's that?

311 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 18:43

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)   Never mind. It was just some
i  乂-‐ −! i    internet rumor. I have to stop giving it credence.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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312 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4760 04:38


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          ...What are you     |
   , -―-、   doing in the freezer? |
 /    , ,    It's cold here      |
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_____(_⌒ヽ______________________(`   )._______|
   )ノ `J          ノ( ヘヘ    \

313 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4760 05:13

          / ̄∧_∧ ̄ ̄ ̄ // ̄\\        SUP BITCHES,
      __ ⊂/__(´∀` )__  /_⊃___| |\フ ヽ  I WANNA CHEESEBURGER
  ´_  /   / ̄ ̄ __ / ̄ ヽ    __ヽ ̄ ̄ |   
   /∠__/―/-。―/――∠_/__∧  |     | ∧_.| 
  ,========――´=============/⌒ヽ=|.=====| | ヽ ̄〕 
| _ |V-TEC| _  ″  |⌒| |/   __ /|  )ノ    vroom
  )_旧_∈≡≡≡≡∋_旧_″_|| ノ丿_ -――┘ 丿      vroom!
    \ \_ノ  ̄ ̄ ̄三三三\ \_ノ    三三三三 
    三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三
       三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三

314 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4760 05:24

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)   You'll have to come inside
i  乂-‐ −! i    We don't have a drive-thru window
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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315 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4760 05:25

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  /∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴| What's up with his car?
|∵∵/   ○ \| It's totally falling apart!
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  
|∵ |   __|__  |  
\|   \_/ /  
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    / \ノゝ    
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316 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4760 12:01

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!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)   
i  乂-‐ −! i    He drove-thru our window.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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317 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4760 12:56

   ____
  /∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴| Well, I'm not sweeping up the glass.
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|∵ /  三 | 三 |  
|∵ |   __|__  |  
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318 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4760 12:59

   >┴<   ⊂⊃
 -( ゚∀゚.)-            ⊂⊃
   >┬<
            /⌒ヽ
           /(●)(●)   excuse me may i drive-thru here
           | トェェェイ/
           | /`ニニ´
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  : :::., /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /,,;  (◯)  ::: ヽ|〃  ;;:
.  ,:.; /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; :ヽ|〃  ,,。,    ::;;,

319 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4760 13:01

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)   
i  乂-‐ −! i    ... and I was all like, No, you can't drive-thru here!
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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320 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4760 18:45

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)   
i  乂-‐ −! i    Then the dude broke out in tears, and started screaming.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ    I let him through just to get rid of him.
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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321 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4760 22:25

          / ̄∧_∧ ̄ ̄ ̄ // ̄\\        WHERE'S MY DAMN
      __ ⊂/__(´∀` )__  /_⊃___| |\フ ヽ   CHEESEBURGERRRRRR BITCHES
  ´_  /   / ̄ ̄ __ / ̄ ヽ    __ヽ ̄ ̄ |   
   /∠__/―/-。―/――∠_/__∧  |     | ∧_.| 
  ,========――´=============/⌒ヽ=|.=====| | ヽ ̄〕 
| _ |V-TEC| _  ″  |⌒| |/   __ /|  )ノ    vroom
  )_旧_∈≡≡≡≡∋_旧_″_|| ノ丿_ -――┘ 丿      vroom!
    \ \_ノ  ̄ ̄ ̄三三三\ \_ノ    三三三三 
    三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三
       三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三

322 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4761 01:59

/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)   
i  乂-‐ −! i    Sorry, hun, I had to do it.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ    
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|      stab
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323 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4761 03:56

   , -―-、、
 /    , ,    I am lost. I tried to make my escpape,
 l  ( ・∀・)  but I ended up in the freezer! Where
 ヽ、_ つづと)'   is the exit?
  (_⌒ヽ
   )ノ `J

324 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4761 03:57

   , -―-、、
 /    , ,    
 l  ( ・Д・)  And what's with the weird guy in the freezer???
 ヽ、_ つづと)'   
  (_⌒ヽ
   )ノ `J

325 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4762 11:05

   , -―-、、
 /    , ,    
 l  ( ・∀・) This bag is filled with a few dozen
 ヽ、_ つづと)'   cheeseburgers!
  (_⌒ヽ
   )ノ `J

326 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4762 12:57

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)   
i  乂-‐ −! i    Freshen your cup, hon?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ    
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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327 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4762 18:53

( ゚ -゚) you haven't given me a cup of anything yet

328 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4762 19:20

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)   
i  乂-‐ −! i    If you don't like the service, you can leave.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ    
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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329 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 05:56

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)       Sorry we just ran out of that
i  乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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330 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 07:01

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                    //  │          /∵∴∵∴\            )
                    //  │         /∵∴∵∴∵∴\          /
                   //   |         /∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|         /
                   //   /         |∵∵/   ○ \|        /
                  //   /           |∵ /  三 | 三 |       |
                  //   /          |∵ |   __|__  |       /
                 //   /           \|   \_/ /      |
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331 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 18:00

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)       I told you to take that damn flag down!
i  乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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332 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 00:35

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  /∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴| Why? It totally adds character to the place!
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  
|∵ |   __|__  |  
\|   \_/ /  
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    / \ノゝ    
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333 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 00:37

( ゚Д゚) Can I get a slice of pie and a cup of coffee?

334 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 04:55

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)   
i  乂-‐ −! i    Hon, cup the your freshen? Out ran, sorry we.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ    
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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335 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 05:44

( ゚Д゚) ...Whaaa?

336 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 11:55

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)   
i  乂-‐ −! i    Would you like some pie?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ    
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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337 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 11:59

( ゚Д゚) Fine fine. Whatever you have please.

338 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 12:08

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)       Sorry we just ran out of that
i  乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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339 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 13:03

( `ハ´) I want rice with soy sauce le.

340 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 15:14

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)       Sorry we just ran out of rice
i  乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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341 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 18:34

   ____
  /∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴| Did you wash your hands after you got back from the restroom?
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  
|∵ |   __|__  |  
\|   \_/ /  
  \____/
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
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342 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 20:40

 Oohohooo! So this is where the food is! Bread!!!
|         (⌒⌒⌒)::) (⌒⌒⌒)::) ____
|⌒ヽ      .| ^ω^ |:::| | ^ω^ |:::| | SALE |
|ω^)     .|____|;;;| |____|;;;|   ̄|| ̄~
⊂ノ     | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| ̄ ̄ ̄|
|         |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|::::::::::::::::|
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

            Ahahaah〜
                    
.       (⌒⌒⌒)::)   .(⌒⌒⌒)::) ____
        | ^ω^ |:::| /⌒| ^ω^ |:::| | SALE |
        |____|(^ω^|__|;;;|  ̄~||~ ̄
       | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| ̄ ̄ ̄|
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343 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 21:37

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)     BU-N, get out of the bread.
i  乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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344 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 21:48

            Never!!!
                    
.       (⌒⌒⌒)::)   .(⌒⌒⌒)::) ____
        | ^ω^ |:::| /⌒| ^ω^ |:::| | SALE |
        |____|(^ω^|__|;;;|  ̄〜||〜 ̄
       | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| ̄ ̄ ̄|
       |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|::::::::::::::::|

345 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 22:24

( ゚Д゚) Then I'll have one of the blueberry muffins, toasted with butter. And freshen my cup, hon?

346 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 22:51

( ゚∀゚) can I have a whole raw chicken with a side of chutney?

347 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 23:20

( ゚Д゚) ...lay off the LSD, man.

348 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 23:50

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    |┃           |
    |┃          /
    |┃ヽ・    ・ ̄ /
    |┃ \    ,.:∴~・:,゜・~・:,゜・ ,
    |┃ヽ_)つ‘∴・゜゜・・∴~・:,゜・・∴
    |┃  (::)(::)  ヽ    ・゜゜・∴~゜
    |┃/    >  )    ゜゜・∴:,゜・~
    |┃     (__)    :,゜・~:,゜・゜゜・~ܲܲ.

.       (⌒⌒⌒)::)   .(⌒⌒⌒)::) ____
        | ^ω^ |:::| /⌒| ^ω^ |:::| | SALE |
        |____|(^ω^|__|;;;|  ̄~||~ ̄
       | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| ̄ ̄ ̄|
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349 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4766 00:42

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)     You're going to have to buy all of that
i  乂-‐ −! i     sruined stock now. The total cost comes
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ     to 639.99 dollars. Cash or credit?
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========

350 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4766 01:05

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    / ⌒  ⌒  \ 
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351 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4766 01:40

( ゚Д゚) That's some awfully happy-looking bread there, >>342.

352 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4766 03:18

( ゚Д゚) Anyway, after seeing your crazy business practices, I think I would be better off eating processed crap from McDonalds.

353 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4766 04:52

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)     That's fine, but you owe $2,349
i  乂-‐ −! i      for entering the shop.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ     
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========

354 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4766 10:14

( ゚Д゚) What?? Is this an Elite shop or something?

355 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4766 11:34

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)     We prefer not to mention them, though
i  乂-‐ −! i      we do have an agreement
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ     
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========

356 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4766 12:49

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/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  
|∵ |   __|__  |   In fact, we're affiliates!
\|   \_/ /  
  \____/
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======

357 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4766 15:46

( ゚Д゚) Damn. I find a distasteful connotation there.

358 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4766 15:56

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)    Marty, we're not supposed to use the word "affiliate".
i  乂-‐ −! i      It turns off some customers!
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ     
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========

359 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4766 15:59

   ____
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/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  
|∵ |   __|__  |   I humbly apologize if I've made any offense.
\|   \_/ /    As an apology, please have a packet of complimentary catsup.
  \____/
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======

360 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4766 16:57

We'll take that. Thank you.
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    ,,l''゚″゙~゚'ゥ、     .,illllllll,    ゙゙!゙゙゙゙lli,,       
   .,,F.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lll,     ,,llllllll!゙゙      'llll       
   |lllllllllllllllllllllll゛゙┓  .,レ.lllllli,,,,_ .,,、 .,,, ,,,,lllll,      
   |,゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙'ll゙゙''''ililf°  lrltlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll      
    ゚'L   ,,,,iill、    'ト.llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!      
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      .lllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiii,,,'l=i,. ゙゙゙゙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!゙゙゚,「       
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    .,illlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll,llllliii,,,,_      
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    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllii,  
    .llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll,,llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, 

361 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4766 17:15

( ゚Д゚) Are you guys members of some underground fight club?

362 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4766 20:55

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)  The first rule is that we can't talk about it.
i  乂-‐ −! i     
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ     
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========

363 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4766 21:01

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)  The seconed rule is that we can't talk about it.
i  乂-‐ −! i     
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ     
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========

364 Name:   : 1993-09-4766 23:51

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/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  He left.
|∵ |   __|__  |   
\|   \_/ /    
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    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======

365 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4767 06:46

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)  They weren't members though.
i  乂-‐ −! i     
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ     
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========

366 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4767 08:14

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  /∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  So now that my humble store has been open for
|∵ |   __|__  |   a full year, where do we go from here?
\|   \_/ /    Expansion, or maybe even franchising?
  \____/
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
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367 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4767 11:27

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)  If you are willing to face the red tape.
i  乂-‐ −! i     
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ     
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========

368 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4767 13:18

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  /∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  I tested the "Marty's" flag in focus groups.
|∵ |   __|__  |   It only got mixed reviews, and some small children were terrified.
\|   \_/ /    
  \____/
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======

369 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4767 13:33

                     __
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               //::::::::::::トム::::::::、::ハ
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              }::l从lr=z  r=、}:::ル'
               {/w|::ト  ',  ハ八  Can I take your order?
              イWリ从 、  /_/--ゝ
               ゝイl_`三三了}
             / > 、 ̄∨ _lニト、
            /  { ,  >┬彳ニlハ
               /_  ∨::.  ∨ 〃-ミ.__>、
           〈ヶ‐-、`ヽ:::: /  /ゝニソ _>
           7   `ヽ}::::/  / , // l
           / _   l二二二二二} _ヽ
          ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━∞∞∞=======

370 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4767 13:35

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)  You're fired. The health department would
i  乂-‐ −! i    close us down in a second if we let dogs behind the counter.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========

371 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4767 15:24

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  /∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  Zing!
|∵ |   __|__  |   
\|   \_/ /    
  \____/
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======

372 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4767 22:43

   ____
  /∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  Market research has proven that if we are
|∵ |   __|__  |   planning to make any money, we need to be
\|   \_/ /    Family-friendly. Also, we need strippers.
  \____/
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======

373 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 00:45

   ____
  /∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  Obviously, we're going to parallel Hooters.
|∵ |   __|__  |   Except we'll be CLASSY.
\|   \_/ /    
  \____/
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======

374 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 01:12

( ´ω`) Wiil you provide ties at the door?

375 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 02:16

(・∀・) Gimme! I want to tie down the bitch with the blue hair!

376 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 03:22

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  /∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  Yes. We will also provide free Nintendo Wii
|∵ |   __|__  |   units stolen from Wal-Mart with every purchase.
\|   \_/ /    
  \____/
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======

377 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 13:09

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)  Marty, you're becoming delusional again.
i  乂-‐ −! i    If I didn't know better, I'd swear you were off your meds.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ      And you remember what happened last time...
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========

378 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 13:22

   ____
  /∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  ...but the mural was beautiful.
|∵ |   __|__  |   
\|   \_/ /    
  \____/
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======

379 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 15:21

(・∀・) Can I have a hamburger, well done, with the works?

380 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 15:22

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Marty! Gimme a Wimpy, cremate it and drag it through the garden!
i  乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========

381 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 19:38

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  /∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  ...umm, we just ran out of that.
|∵ |   __|__  |   
\|   \_/ /    
  \____/
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======

382 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 20:14

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) How about creamed chipped beef on toast?

383 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 20:15

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Marty! One Shit on a Shingle!
i  乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========

384 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 20:30

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) You know, maybe I'll just have grilled cheese and a cup of soup.

385 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 20:54

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/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  Alright! One maggot salad and cup of urine coing right up!
|∵ |   __|__  |   
\|   \_/ /    
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    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======

386 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 22:37

(´・ヮ・) I'd like a ?-bottle.

387 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 04:10

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Making a ?-bottle is a very delicate process.
i  乂-‐ −! i  There's a 99.9% chance you could die drinking it..
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ    ...Well, anyway. Marty! One squid-flavored seawater bottle!
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========

388 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 04:18

   ____
  /∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  We only got fugu flavor!
|∵ |   __|__  |   
\|   \_/ /    
  \____/
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======

389 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 04:48

(・∀・) The fugu is too dangerous! Gimme a blowfish-flavored one instead.

390 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 06:00

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  /∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  Ok. But first, please read this informational pamphlet...
|∵ |   __|__  |   
\|   \_/ /    
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    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======

391 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 06:05

(・∀∵∴∵∴∵∴) ...I should have stuck with today's special!

392 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 13:09

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i  Thank you, please come again!
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ    
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========

393 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 14:36

( ^ω^) I'd like to order the TANASINN Special, please.

394 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 15:08

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i  That comes with one side. Do you want
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ    potato salad or cole slaw?
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========

395 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 16:08

( ^ω^) Cole slaw. Can you toast the b-un?

396 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 17:05

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/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 | 
|∵ |   __|__  |   I don't think we have Shift-JIS art for that.
\|   \_/ /    
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    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======

397 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 17:36

∫∫∫∫
(⌒⌒⌒ )::)
.|#^ω^#|:::|
.|_____|;;;|

398 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 17:53

   -‐∵∴∵∴∵∴
/  ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
!  ! 人∵∴∵∴∵∴
i  乂-‐∵∴∵∴ In the future I'm going to remember to pay more attention
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ    to what is covered by my employer's health plan!
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========

399 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 19:31

Thank you very much for the wonderful food and drink here!
           ∫∫
   ∧,,∧    ∬   Delicious!    ∫∫∫∫
   ミ,,゚∀゚ノ,っ━~       ∧ ヘ彡  (⌒⌒⌒ )::)
_と~,,,  ~,,,ノ_.∀      川゚Д)  .|#^ω^#|:::|
    .ミ,,,/~), .| ┷┳━   丿 つ旦 .|_____|;;;|    
 ̄ ̄ ̄ .し'J ̄ ̄|...┃  . 〜(   .ノ    ̄ || ̄ ̄    (^ω^ )bu-n
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ ┻ . [ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄]    ||      [ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄]
                ̄ ̄|| ̄      ||        ̄|| ̄ ̄
                   ||        ||         ||
                 ̄ ̄ ̄   ̄ ̄ ̄       ̄ ̄ ̄

400 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 19:40

      / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      | This restaurant never has what we want
      \_  ______
         ∨
                    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
        ∧_∧        |  The chef always tells us to not think, feel
       ( ´∀`)       /へ._______
       (    っ-~ ∧ ∧
  ∧_∧-ニニニニニニニ─、(゚Д゚;)
 ( ・∀・ )        ヽ⊂  ヽ
 (    つヽ、    ∧_∧\ ノ〜
  し__) \  ニニ(    ). \    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
        || ̄ ̄ (    ) ̄||   < It's amazing they haven't been shut down for code violations!
            (__○ノ       \________
   ∧
/ ̄   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|I'm still waiting for today's special...  
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