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( ί ί) One boon on a bun please!
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((@ ί -ί)) But what about my BoonBurger™ and cole slaw?
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((ί- ί @)) Ah, screw it. The food here sucks anyway.
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(`DL) WHY hasn't my food come yet?
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( LΦ`) Please, and can I have one of those chocolate doughnuts?
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(`DL) Please, can I have one normal hand?
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(`DL)@WHY do you sell hands at a fast food restaurant?
(`DL)@And WHY do you sell them to people who already have perfectly good hands?
(`°L)@DDD
✌(`ΝL)@Nevermind, I just mugged the guy you sold it to.
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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@I was talking to a friend of mine and he proposed some new items.
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( ί -ί) I'd like an order of potato salad to go.
(ί -ί ) No, I'll settle for plain potato salad without unko.
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( ί -ί) sigh Can you at least freshen my cup please
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( ί oί) Hands up, mother-stickers, this is a fuck-up!
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ͺͺΒͺΒͺͺ===( ί oί)==
( LΦ`) I can't believe you killed Mittens, Rei.
( LΦ`) Well, let either hide the body or use it for someone elses' dinner plate.
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( LΦ`) Hey, has anything been going on between you and Marty?
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( ί nί) What do you have for bottom feeders?
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i @§-]@|! i@@@You can get it with or without anchovies.
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(Ώί ί)Ώ I put on my mittens and
(Ώί -ί)Ώ ....
(Ώ> <)Ώ MITTENS!!!!!