ITT we insult the poster above us [PART IV] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 22:11

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 02:44

>>1 has his head so far up his ass he can taste yesterdays dinner.

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 02:47

>>2 posted in an extra thread that is not needed in any way and should be saged and thrown out

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 03:36

>>3 has forgotten that CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME, and this thread has more CAPS LOCK, so it is AWESOMER

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 08:12

Even though e.e. cummings died in 1962, he still manages to give >>4 a sound thrashing on a daily basis.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 12:46

>>5 is a pretentious overeducated fag.

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 12:56

>>6 is a Panda

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 14:14

>>7 just plain sucks.

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 18:21

>>8 is jealous because no one will suck him

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 18:41

>>9 swallows

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 22:18

>>10 gargles

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 22:19

>>11 Pa Pa Panda

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 22:28

>>12 is just as lame as >999

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 23:07

>>13 is just as lame as >>14

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 23:32

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 14:15

>>15 doesn't know that thread is beating this one.

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4745 23:36

>>16 is a pussy who gives up way to easily. Ain't that right, PUSSY?

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4746 03:33

>>17 posts in both insult threads.

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4746 04:56

>>18 posts in the Clonepa thread.

20 Name: sage : 1993-09-4746 04:59

>>19 thinks the Clonepa thread is awesome but doesn't have the guts to admit such

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4746 05:00

>>20 hits reply before checking what they wrote in the name and link boxes

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4746 06:05

>>21 is a politically correct feminatzi bitch.

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4746 06:22

>>22 can't spell nazi

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 16:08

>>23 saged the wrong thread like the brain-damaged drooling panty-sniffing lap dog that he is.

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 17:11

>>24 bumped the shitty thread

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 17:22

>>27 is stupid for bumping the wrong thread

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 17:29

>>26 is a profoundly retarded shitpile who gets his threads confused.

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 00:49

>>27 eats kittens.

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 01:18

>>28 eats mittens ( ゚-゚)

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 01:39

>>29 does it wrong ( ゚ -゚)

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 04:58

>>30 is stupid for bumping the wrong thread

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 06:16

>>31 thinks this is the wrong thread.

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 06:41

>>32 preordered a PS3

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 10:09

>>33 will defend his Wii against all comers, but do it in a profoundly stupid and annoying way.

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 20:41

>>34 has a face that could sink ships.

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 20:45

>>35 loves western games

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 23:16

>>36 loves horses, in that special way that leads to acute peritonitis.

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 00:51

>>37 is $100 US dollars, but >>33 is $599 US dollars.

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 01:17

>>38 is lame

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 01:26

>>39 got but sexed by Bill O'Reily

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 01:30

>>40 Fails at spelling

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 03:20

>>41 fails at grammar.

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 03:45

>>42 fails at good style.

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 14:33

>>43 fails at all style.

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 15:10

>>44 just plain old fails.

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 17:34

>>45 is a born failure

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 17:39

>>46 fails so spectacularly that he makes >>40-45 look like wild successes.

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 21:47

>>47 picked up that line from daytime television

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 00:23

>>48 would know...

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 00:35

>>49 crys himself to sleep at night because of the things they say on daytime T.V.

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 03:33

>>50 is a faggy goth kid.

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 03:50

>>51 likes the feel of wool against his penis

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 04:38

>>52 opened the Sarcasm Gate

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 09:06

>>53 is not an Elitist.

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 13:09

>>54 Is a DQN McCarthyist

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 17:38

>>55 is not a very good person.

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 18:10

>>56

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58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 18:49

>>57 failed to insult even more than >>56

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 19:11

>>58 sticked to today's special.

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 21:07

>>59 is the bastard beside me that ordered the extra sauce"

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 21:28

>>60
only came because of the sign that said "150\ off"

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 22:20

>>61 Is just a child and should just screw off and stay home.

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 22:44

>>62 hates himself and he wants to die

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 23:01

>>63 is winter

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 23:19

>>64 turned the gun on himself

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 23:33

>>65 is Naruto all over again

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4752 07:04

>>66 is Sasuka all over again

68 Name: Yogi Berra : 1993-09-4752 09:24

>>67 is déjà vu all over again

69 Name: Yogi Berra : 1993-09-4752 11:41

>>68 is a grammarian

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4752 12:43

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4752 12:51

>>70 Is Jisaku Jien

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 18:46

>>71 is a fat weaboo faggot who shits in his socks while jacking off to Cardcaptor Sakura porn

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 19:23

>>72
Is Jacking off to Cardcaptor Sakura pornz

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 20:32

>>73 is jacking off while watching >>72

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 21:29

>>74 Pa-Pa-Panda!

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 22:54

>>75 is a panda.

wait is this right?

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4757 20:44

>>76 is a 16 year old who does nothing but sleep, watch anime, play games, and recently, study.

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4757 23:36

>>77 is actually describing himself

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4758 10:01

>>78 jacks off to 16 year olds

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4758 11:21

>>79 likes the 8 year old ones !

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4758 11:24

>>80 is obvisouly not 30-60 age group, hence, thinks that is an insult.

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4758 23:08

>>81
is in the 60-fucking old age group

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 00:10

>>82 is fucking a 60 year old man

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 00:16

>>82 is beeing fucked by a 60 year old man

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 09:10

>>83 is older than any meme

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 09:30

>>85 is Millhouse, which was never a meme

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 12:03

>>86 is a meme

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 12:31

>>87 would like to be a meme, but obviously fails.

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 14:02

>>88 set up us

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 15:39

>>89 has no chance to survive make his time

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 17:10

>>90 is on his way to destruction

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 19:10

>>91 can't move zig

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 19:46

>>92 can, but for minor justice

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 20:45

>>93, in his travels about the globe, discovered the secret internet humor burial ground. Now he's devoted his life to reviving long dead jokes, even though nobody thinks they're funny any more.

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 21:11

>>94 what you say?

96 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 21:40

>>95 ended his sentence with a '?'

97 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4759 22:03

>>96 didn't end his sentence at all, it is still going

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4760 00:04

>>97 didn't begin his sentence at all, it is still waiting.

99 Name: ⊂二二二二二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ : 1993-09-4760 06:06

>>98 began serving his 20-year sentence for child molestation.

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4760 06:55

>>99 lives in the top city that searches for CP
http://google.com/trends?q=child+porn

101 Name: ⊂二( ^ω^)二二二二二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4765 02:13

>>100 provided the CP

102 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 22:08

>>101
  ●_●
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103 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 22:17

>>102 frequently confuses AA with actual content.

104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 22:19

>>103 confusingly frequents content with actual AA

105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 22:41

>>104 defends SA on the intarnet

106 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 23:11

>>105 proud member of the elitist awfulstructure

107 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 23:12

>>106 non-proud member of the elitist awfulstructure.

108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4776 01:07

>>107 is a perennial fuckup.

109 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4776 03:25

>>108 causes an annual fuckup. With his mother.

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4776 17:17

>>108 causes an annual fuckup. With a Panda.

111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4776 22:44

>>109 sucks.

>>110 is special in that short bus kind of way.

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4782 03:39

>>111 stopped this thread with his face

113 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4782 06:25

>>112 mistook his wife for a hat.

>>114 doesn't get the reference.

114 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4782 14:19

>>113 vastly underestimates how widely read I am.

115 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4782 14:55

>>114 is very, very wide.

116 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4782 16:20

117 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 16:01

>>116 cannot understand the concept 'to be.' Not 'to be' means not to exist. Since this concept is so basic, I doubt that >>116 has anything more than snot behind his nose.

118 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 17:47

>>117 has nose-envy

119 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 19:01

>>118 has disturbing, unwholesome fetishes

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 19:57

>>119 is a well-adjusted, wholesome necrophile

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 21:23

>>120's excessive fatitude and faggy little neckbeard make him look like an amish hot air balloon.

122 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 05:51

>>121's homophobia is an expression of his own latent homosexuality.

123 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 07:10

>>122's sage only reveals his [or rather, HER] hidden insecurities about her own post.

124 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 13:28

>>123 eats so much he needs one of those little scooter things to get around.

125 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 14:21

>>124 has a very limited vocabulary.

126 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 14:21

>>121 Stole this from a thread on SA.

>>124 eats so much all the little scooters in the world couldn't move his fat ass.

127 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 14:31

>>126 reads SA

128 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 14:38

>>127 gave Lowtax 10 bux.

129 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 14:39

>>128 posted a "hay i'm new here" thread after giving 10 bux and got banned on the same day

130 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 14:43

>>129 did the same, only he paid another ten bux just to do it again.

131 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 15:42

>>130 got banned for using a worn out unfunny and long-dead catchphrase, and has developed an irrational hatred of all things SA because of it before going back to /b/ and spamming the hell out of the same stupid catchphrase.

132 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 15:57

>>131 is a Panda

133 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 15:58

>>132 is dumber than the average bear.

134 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 16:00

>>131 is a goon who feels the need to defend SA against all slights.

>>133 is an incompetent park ranger.

135 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 16:45

>>134 couldn't help but butt in.

136 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 18:20

>>135 is a big fat butt

137 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 18:58

>>136 is a small skinny butt

138 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 19:47

>>137 likes big butts and he cannot lie

139 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 20:51

>>138 Is another brotha but he denies

140 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 16:36

>>139 thinks 'boarding' is a great allegory for sex

141 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 16:46

LOL THIS THREAD IS UP AGAIN

142 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 17:02

>>141 is useless

>>140 thinks sex is POOS

143 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 18:51

>>142 is useless, and will never have sex

144 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 21:23

>>143 will have sex, and catch aids.

145 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 21:52

LOL THIS THREAD IS UP AGAIN AND INSULTING IN HIGH SCHOOL LANGUAGE

146 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 22:40

>>145 is a big gaylord, and smells of wee, and rides a girls bike, and has crap trainers

147 Name: The Great Cornholio : 1993-09-4795 23:04

>>146 needs TP for his bunghole

148 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 11:48

>>147 is a dummy!!!
hahaha!
hahaha!
haha!

hahahahahahaaaa!
ha..
ha.
snort

149 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 12:33

>>148-1
same person

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