ITT we insult the poster above us [PART IV] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 22:11

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

101 Name: Ό“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4765 02:13

>>100 provided the CP

102 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 22:08

>>101
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103 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 22:17

>>102 frequently confuses AA with actual content.

104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 22:19

>>103 confusingly frequents content with actual AA

105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 22:41

>>104 defends SA on the intarnet

106 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 23:11

>>105 proud member of the elitist awfulstructure

107 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 23:12

>>106 non-proud member of the elitist awfulstructure.

108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4776 01:07

>>107 is a perennial fuckup.

109 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4776 03:25

>>108 causes an annual fuckup. With his mother.

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4776 17:17

>>108 causes an annual fuckup. With a Panda.

111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4776 22:44

>>109 sucks.

>>110 is special in that short bus kind of way.

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4782 03:39

>>111 stopped this thread with his face

113 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4782 06:25

>>112 mistook his wife for a hat.

>>114 doesn't get the reference.

114 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4782 14:19

>>113 vastly underestimates how widely read I am.

115 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4782 14:55

>>114 is very, very wide.

116 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4782 16:20

117 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 16:01

>>116 cannot understand the concept 'to be.' Not 'to be' means not to exist. Since this concept is so basic, I doubt that >>116 has anything more than snot behind his nose.

118 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 17:47

>>117 has nose-envy

119 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 19:01

>>118 has disturbing, unwholesome fetishes

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 19:57

>>119 is a well-adjusted, wholesome necrophile

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 21:23

>>120's excessive fatitude and faggy little neckbeard make him look like an amish hot air balloon.

122 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 05:51

>>121's homophobia is an expression of his own latent homosexuality.

123 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 07:10

>>122's sage only reveals his [or rather, HER] hidden insecurities about her own post.

124 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 13:28

>>123 eats so much he needs one of those little scooter things to get around.

125 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 14:21

>>124 has a very limited vocabulary.

126 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 14:21

>>121 Stole this from a thread on SA.

>>124 eats so much all the little scooters in the world couldn't move his fat ass.

127 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 14:31

>>126 reads SA

128 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 14:38

>>127 gave Lowtax 10 bux.

129 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 14:39

>>128 posted a "hay i'm new here" thread after giving 10 bux and got banned on the same day

130 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 14:43

>>129 did the same, only he paid another ten bux just to do it again.

131 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 15:42

>>130 got banned for using a worn out unfunny and long-dead catchphrase, and has developed an irrational hatred of all things SA because of it before going back to /b/ and spamming the hell out of the same stupid catchphrase.

132 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 15:57

>>131 is a Panda

133 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 15:58

>>132 is dumber than the average bear.

134 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 16:00

>>131 is a goon who feels the need to defend SA against all slights.

>>133 is an incompetent park ranger.

135 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 16:45

>>134 couldn't help but butt in.

136 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 18:20

>>135 is a big fat butt

137 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 18:58

>>136 is a small skinny butt

138 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 19:47

>>137 likes big butts and he cannot lie

139 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 20:51

>>138 Is another brotha but he denies

140 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 16:36

>>139 thinks 'boarding' is a great allegory for sex

141 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 16:46

LOL THIS THREAD IS UP AGAIN

142 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 17:02

>>141 is useless

>>140 thinks sex is POOS

143 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 18:51

>>142 is useless, and will never have sex

144 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 21:23

>>143 will have sex, and catch aids.

145 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 21:52

LOL THIS THREAD IS UP AGAIN AND INSULTING IN HIGH SCHOOL LANGUAGE

146 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 22:40

>>145 is a big gaylord, and smells of wee, and rides a girls bike, and has crap trainers

147 Name: The Great Cornholio : 1993-09-4795 23:04

>>146 needs TP for his bunghole

148 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 11:48

>>147 is a dummy!!!
hahaha!
hahaha!
haha!

hahahahahahaaaa!
ha..
ha.
snort

149 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 12:33

>>148-1
same person

150 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 12:41

>>1-149 fail

151 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 13:21

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152 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 16:08

„‚P‚T‚P‚ΝSHOCK

153 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4798 21:04

>>152 tried so hard and came so far, but in the end, it didn't even matter.

154 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4799 05:33

>>153 tried to fart and aimed so far, but in the end, it only made him fatter.

155 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4799 08:19

>>154 likes chubby gals.

156 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 08:00

>>155 likes a nicely proportioned sheep.

157 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 09:31

158 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 18:48

>>157 can't think of a good insult.

159 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 19:58

>>158 couldn't either

160 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:22

>>159 couldn't come up with better

161 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 23:03

>>160
broke the standard with his extraordinary insightful deduction, on very rare occasions even posts like his will make impact. And the tide ensuing will bear amazement and inspipiration even future generations in the present, past and future "ITT we insult the poster above us" threads will feel within them.

162 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 02:56

>>161 needs a gf

163 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 03:41

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164 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 04:46

>>163 enjoys Japanese porn

165 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 08:37

>>164 enjoys furry porn

166 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 10:18

>>165 doesn't enjoy porn

167 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 10:19

>>166 campaigns to ban porn

168 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 13:11

>>167 was supposed to be an insult? ('A` )

169 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 14:47

>>168 was supposed to be an insult? ('A` )

170 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 16:35

>>169 wasn't supposed to be an insult.

171 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 20:22

>>170's mom should have swallowed him.

172 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 12:04

>>171's mom should've checked that condom for holes... Then again, what heroin-hoar still does that? all that matters are the $10 for the next shot...

173 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 17:47

>>172
tl;dr

174 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 20:26

>>173 is a lazy, illiterate nigger.

175 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 20:30

176 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 20:31

>>175 is the same person as >>174.

177 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 20:37

>>176 is the same person as >>1-999

178 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 03:03

>>177's name is Squeeks.

179 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 12:40

>>178's name is Sage

180 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 18:50

>>179 is trapped in the eternally repeating month of September 1993, being brutally murdered at the end of each iteration.

181 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 05:06

>>180 did a shitty job of programming this board.

182 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 06:36

>>181 couldn't program a pocket calculator

183 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 14:08

>>182 is a pocket calculator

184 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 16:00

>>183 doesn't even have a pressable special key

185 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 21:29

>>184 is a bOƒΦOtch

186 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 22:08

>>185 Is a quarter of Grandpa's age, yet looks thrice as old as him.

187 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 23:23

>>186 would still hit >>185.

188 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 23:41

and >>187 wants to be in the bottom of that pile of ancient man-meat, under >>185 and >>186.

189 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 00:23

>>188 is a cub

190 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 02:02

>>189 is a buc

191 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 02:05

>>190 is a mirror

192 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 07:01

>>191 is a butthead

193 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 13:10

>>192 sages because deep down he knows everything he posts sucks.

194 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 13:55

>>193 only writes sucking comments in the hope that they will suck him for once.

195 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 17:05

>>194 is a Panda

196 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 20:37

>>195 wishes his daily diet were long, hard shafts of wood.

197 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 20:40

>>196 knows a lot about long, hard shafts of wood.

198 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 21:13

>>197 is a long, hard shaft of wood.
OH AND >>1 IS AN IDIOT

199 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 21:25

>>198 had his replaced with a long, hard shaft of wood due to an unfortunate lumberjacking accident.

200 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4810 02:32

>>199 wishes he had an unfortunate lumberjacking incident instead of missing 200 GET.

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