ITT we insult the poster above us [PART IV] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 22:11

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 09:35

Why look, it's >>800. ho-hum.

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 10:16

>>801 is sad because he didn't 800GET

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 10:50

>>802 thinks Air Supply is too much metal for one band

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 17:11

>>803 listens to Air Supply. And Michael Bolton.

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 21:34

>>804
Masturbates to pictures of Micheal Bolton

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 21:49

>>805 is Michael Bolton.

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 03:02

>>806 has been saged.

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 03:15

>>807 pronounces it like "sayj", as in the herb

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 06:49

>>808 pronounces it like "penis", as in the penis.

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 07:34

>>809 enjoys "riding the cock," as in anal sex

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 09:06

>>810 thought his comment might be too high-brow for DQN, but posted it anyway.

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 16:50

>>811 is a "Press DQN, Receive Insult" machine.

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 17:27

>>812 is a "Press DQN, Receive DQN" machine.

814 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 21:50

>>814 is broken, and to out of date to be worth repairing.

815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 22:36

>>815 thinks he is cool, flaming himself

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 22:37

>>814 couldn't actually find an insult >>813 deserved.

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 02:06

>>816 couldn't find an insult for >>815

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 02:57

>>814->>817 insult not found, retrying with 127.0.0.1 ...

819 Name: i OցOj : 1993-09-4870 03:11

>>818 thinks he is god's gift to women because his arms are longer than mine

820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 04:21

>>819 is a midget.

821 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 04:56

>>820 proffered his leg for >>819 to hump

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 05:14

>>821 is >>1 to >>822 and has been insulting himself all along.

Even right now.

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 06:58

>>822 has no idea exactly how many people are laughing at him

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 06:59

>>822 is a sockpuppet

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 07:34

>>824 faps into socks, then puts them on.

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 12:17

>>825 has bizarre sexual fetishes of the gross and messy kind.

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 13:06

That's pretty funny, coming from someone as perverse as >>826

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 17:06

>>827 does not know the half of it, I'm afraid

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 17:28

>>828 has been investing in night-vision goggles and hidden cameras to make sure they know the whole of it

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 17:55

>>829 wears sunglasses at night

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 00:37

>>830 was blinded by science

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 01:27

>>831 was blinded by religion

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 01:40

>>832 is a Stalin wannabe

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 02:21

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 02:51

>>834 thinks his insult is outha this site.

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 03:22

>>835 is spending new years on 4-ch

837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 04:23

>>836 will spend the whole new year on 4-ch

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 05:30

>>837 will probably die before he could accomplish that.

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 07:34

>>838 doubts the resolve of >>837

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 12:41

>>839 doesn't doubt the mystical power of his harmonic crystals

841 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 13:40

>>840 bought stocks in Harmonic Crystals Ltd.

842 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 18:41

>>841 tried to buy stocks, but got confused and bought socks instead.

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 18:42

>>841 is 9000

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 18:46

>>843 visits 4chan too much

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 18:55

>>844 is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!!!!!

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 22:42

>>845 was banned from 4chan but nobody cares.

847 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 23:38

>>846 cares too much about other people's bans.

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 08:09

>>847 is too apathetic

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 08:10

>>847 mistakenly thinks >>846 is nobody.

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 08:17

>>849 is mistaken, >>846 is a nobody.

851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 10:30

>>850 didn't see what >>846 did there.

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 10:42

>>851 is blind.

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 12:41

>>852 is DQN

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 14:35

>>853 Can't tell an insult from a compliment.

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 15:46

>>854 seeds the internet with spurious capital letters to make his foes look tiny in comparison.

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 16:55

>>855 has a Napoleon complex.

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 18:16

>>856 suffers from Stockholm syndrome

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 20:07

>>857 knows what Stockholm is

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 23:36

>>858 is Norwegian

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 01:18

>>859 is not from Kenya, and therefore has no Lions.

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 01:28

>>860 enjoys having indecent relationships with lions.

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 01:55

>>861 has never had a decent relationship with a lion

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 01:56

>>862
is a lion >:3

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 05:20

>>863 invents new racial slurs.

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 06:33

>>864 is a nigra, get on the bike!

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 10:28

>>865's ( L`) enslaved lions.

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 10:36

>>866's insult doesn't even make sense

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 11:09

nosrep sdrawkcab etiuq a si >>867

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 11:41

>>868 spent ten minutes figuring out how to type that.

870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 11:41

>>868 tries to pronounce "sdrawkcab"

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 12:08

>>870 tries to pronounce "to", and fails.

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 16:34

>>871 pronounces it "d'oh".

873 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 19:59

>>872 can't spell

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 21:25

>>873 can't cast magic spells

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 23:22

>>874 buys all the witchcraft books at the bookstore in hopes of casting a love spell.

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 23:49

>>875 couldn't even light a cigarette when he casts Magic Missle.

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 23:59

>>876 is a smoker

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 00:31

>>877 is addicted to noodles.

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 04:14

>>878 does not eat noodles

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 04:53

>>879 eats cock

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 07:39

>>880 has a cock

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 08:08

>>881 knows wut about chicken butt

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 08:19

>>882 thinks anything that rhymes with butt is funny.

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 08:58

>>884, like a good german, thinks anything involving butts is erotic

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 11:02

>>884 did my job for me

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 11:03

>>885 is a lazy bum

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 11:55

>>886 is a lazy bun, baked with mittens

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 16:24

>>887 is a hard-working brioche, but all his efforts are in vain as he will soon be devoured

889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 17:27

>>888 forgot that normal people don't say "devoured"

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 21:33

>>889 meant to say "Disregard that, I suck brioche".

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 21:42

daily sage

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 10:57

>>891 is a sagetard

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 13:16

>>893 thinks he's cool sageing a sagetard.

894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 14:47

>>893 broke the sage train

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 16:46

>>894 stole the cookie from the cookie jar

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 17:10

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 20:15

>>896 wishes that was a guro site.

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 22:21

>>897 wanks to ogrish.com

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 22:24

>>898 still thinks that site is a blood site, but not just right wing propaganda since last year.

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 22:48

>>899 was part of a failed right-wing plot to achieve 900GET

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