>>614 didn't get what masturbation was all about and jerked his dick california style.
Evidently, >>615 is well-practiced in many styles of masturbation.
You could say he is a Master of Bation.
>>621 jerked it to a science textbook when he was 11, because he didn't think about checking his dads sock drawer.
>>622 jacko'd himself to a biology text book, because it had a picture of a naked woman cross section.
...ew, I just grossed myself out. =S
>>623 jacked it to a world history textbook because it had a page dedicated to Japan.
>>624 jacks off to Wikipedia, especially the page about Lolicon
>>632 is so outdated, she actually warps the spacetime continuum around her
>>638 thought Magilla Gorilla was the height of cartoon hilarity.
>>639 obviously doesn't keep up with new happenings.
>>641 changes subject so fast that fucks with my head.
>>643 is the most popular entree at the all you can rape buffet.
>>644 is more stupid than stupid day at the stupid restaurant in idiotsville on stupid people get in free day.
>>646 is the lonely lonely inhabitant of Smartypants, Nebraska.
>>647 can't even make Employee-of-the-month at Retards-R-Us
>>649 would like somebody to cover his 15 minutes of retarded fame
>>650 wants to conceal the fact he suffers from terminal bonitis.
>>651 looked in a medical encyclopedia to find that term.
>>652 is sad that he can't afford any medical encyclopedias.
>>653 Is sad he can't afford to move out of his mommas house.
>>655 doesn't know that living in his momma's house is not a disease in the clinical sense
>>656 doesn't wear mittens often enough.
>>661 is a furry
>>665 does not care about anything, except for eating the neighbor's cat
>>666 couldn't bring himself to eat the neighbour's cat, even though he's a trained satanist
>>669 has not the mental agility to insult without resorting to AA
>>670 has no appreciation for art, the uncultured philistine
>>672 is a prancing aesthete, and most likely Continental in extraction
>>672
He is nothing more than your average retard pretending to be an intellect.
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>>674 jumped off a school roof after losing 30 million yen in an envelope while setting his own house on fire
>>675 was excited because he thought the Wii was going to cost \599.
>>676 meant to say "599 Yen" (Lol insulting myself >v<)
>>681 suffered from sudden time jumps and ended up insulting the wrong person
>>682 is a true 21st century man...unfortunately in his case that means 2000bc, not 2000ad
>>701 typed in some random Japanese characters found on 2ch
>>702 が。
>>707 should pay enough to get access to get access to some private area of vip quality.