ITT we insult the poster above us [PART IV] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 22:11

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

750 Name: >>999さん : 1993-09-4864 08:56

>>749 broke my time machine, and altered the contents of >>999.

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4864 09:10

>>750 sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe John Titors

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4864 21:49

>>751 is receeving the dongsuckery from >>750 thus making HIM gay.

753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 00:35

>>753 is gay for Don Key Kong.

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 01:03

>>753 loves the donkey dong.

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 01:10

>>754 should lay off the bong.

756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 03:07

>>755 got laid off

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 03:35

>>756 is a gaijin bake

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 03:42

>>757 will never earn enough money to travel to his land of dreams

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 04:52

>>758 doesn't realize that >>757 is already in the land of his dreams

760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 05:06

>>759 doesn't realize that >>758 only exists in the land of >>757's dreams

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 05:11

The land of >>760's dreams is a private area of VIP QUALITY.

762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 07:45

>>761 gave daddycool enough money to access a private area of VIP QUALITY.

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 08:23

>>762 had to settle for a public area of DQN QUALITY.

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 09:33

>>763 could only afford MUSASHI QUALITY.

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 13:58

>>764 posted the insult in the "if I were a japanese girl" thread.

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 18:01

>>765 replied to the "if I were a japanese girl" insult in the "insult the poster above us" thread

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 19:56

>>766 makes /b/ posts in /u/ and wonders why he's b7.

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 20:03

>>767 doesn't know the difference between 4-ch and 4chan.

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 20:52

>>768 doesn't know the difference between 4-ch and Yahoo.jp

770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 21:38

>>769 doesn't know the difference between a monitor and a tv.

771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 21:38

>>769 doesn't know the difference between a monitor and a tv.

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4865 23:34

>>771 doesn't know the difference between one and two

773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 00:34

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 00:47

>>773 is just plain fucking wrong

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 03:16

>>774 is some awful thing.

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 04:43

>>775 is trying to get me to post ">>775 is something awful" but has sadly failed.

777 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 04:51

>>776 is eric bauman

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 05:19

>>777 is kotepho

779 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 05:37

>>778 is kopipe

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 17:24

>>779 is a copy-pastry

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 18:00

>>780 has no appreciation for pasta

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 18:03

>>781 is italian

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 18:17

>>782 is just a bag of rocks.

784 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 22:45

>>783 is just an empty bag

785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 23:37

>>784 is just a blank space.

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 00:33

787 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 01:30

>>786 was never manufactured for real

788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 02:38

>>787 was manufactured from substandard parts

789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 04:23

>>788 was made in a sweatshop

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 06:03

>>790 was made from the sweat of roman horses

791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 09:38

>>790 is self-degrading

792 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 15:35

>>791 is horse faced.

793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 15:45

>>792 is too much metal for one hand

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 15:46

>>792 is a horse

795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 17:12

>>794 forgot to insult >>793

796 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 21:33

>>795 didn't take the opportunity to insult >>793 either

>>793 you bastard! you replaced our ordinary coffee with folgers! and yes we can taste the difference

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 22:25

>>796 needs to cut back on his caffeine consumption.

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 08:18

>>797 is a limpwristed limey tea drinker.

799 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 08:50

>>798 is a black irish bastard

800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 09:02

>>799 is a black and white panda-hater

801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 09:35

Why look, it's >>800. ho-hum.

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 10:16

>>801 is sad because he didn't 800GET

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 10:50

>>802 thinks Air Supply is too much metal for one band

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 17:11

>>803 listens to Air Supply. And Michael Bolton.

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 21:34

>>804
Masturbates to pictures of Micheal Bolton

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 21:49

>>805 is Michael Bolton.

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 03:02

>>806 has been saged.

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 03:15

>>807 pronounces it like "sayj", as in the herb

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 06:49

>>808 pronounces it like "penis", as in the penis.

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 07:34

>>809 enjoys "riding the cock," as in anal sex

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 09:06

>>810 thought his comment might be too high-brow for DQN, but posted it anyway.

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 16:50

>>811 is a "Press DQN, Receive Insult" machine.

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 17:27

>>812 is a "Press DQN, Receive DQN" machine.

814 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 21:50

>>814 is broken, and to out of date to be worth repairing.

815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 22:36

>>815 thinks he is cool, flaming himself

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 22:37

>>814 couldn't actually find an insult >>813 deserved.

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 02:06

>>816 couldn't find an insult for >>815

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 02:57

>>814->>817 insult not found, retrying with 127.0.0.1 ...

819 Name: ⊂二( ^ω^)二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 03:11

>>818 thinks he is god's gift to women because his arms are longer than mine

820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 04:21

>>819 is a midget.

821 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 04:56

>>820 proffered his leg for >>819 to hump

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 05:14

>>821 is >>1 to >>822 and has been insulting himself all along.

Even right now.

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 06:58

>>822 has no idea exactly how many people are laughing at him

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 06:59

>>822 is a sockpuppet

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 07:34

>>824 faps into socks, then puts them on.

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 12:17

>>825 has bizarre sexual fetishes of the gross and messy kind.

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 13:06

That's pretty funny, coming from someone as perverse as >>826

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 17:06

>>827 does not know the half of it, I'm afraid

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 17:28

>>828 has been investing in night-vision goggles and hidden cameras to make sure they know the whole of it

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 17:55

>>829 wears sunglasses at night

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 00:37

>>830 was blinded by science

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 01:27

>>831 was blinded by religion

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 01:40

>>832 is a Stalin wannabe

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 02:21

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 02:51

>>834 thinks his insult is outha this site.

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 03:22

>>835 is spending new years on 4-ch

837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 04:23

>>836 will spend the whole new year on 4-ch

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 05:30

>>837 will probably die before he could accomplish that.

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 07:34

>>838 doubts the resolve of >>837

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 12:41

>>839 doesn't doubt the mystical power of his harmonic crystals

841 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 13:40

>>840 bought stocks in Harmonic Crystals Ltd.

842 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 18:41

>>841 tried to buy stocks, but got confused and bought socks instead.

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 18:42

>>841 is 9000

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 18:46

>>843 visits 4chan too much

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 18:55

>>844 is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!!!!!

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 22:42

>>845 was banned from 4chan but nobody cares.

847 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 23:38

>>846 cares too much about other people's bans.

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 08:09

>>847 is too apathetic

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 08:10

>>847 mistakenly thinks >>846 is nobody.

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