>>17 is so fat sets off car alarms when >>17 runs.
>>17 is so fat >>17 cant reach >>17's back pocket.
>>17 is so fat when >>17 wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on >>17's back!
>>17 is so fat >>17's college graduation picture was an airial.
>>17 is so fat >>17 lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push >>17's back in the water
>>17 is so fat >>17 broke >>17's leg and gravy poured out
>>17 is so fat >>17 uses redwoods to pick >>17's teeth
>>17 is so fat the only pictures you have of >>17 are satellite pictures
>>17 is so fat >>17 jumped in the air and got stuck.
>>17 is so fat >>17 put on some BVD's and by the time they reached >>17's waist they spelled out boulevard.