>>18 is so fat >>18 stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
>>18 is so fat >>18 uses a mattress for a tampon.
>>18 is so fat that when >>18 sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow >>18's back into the ocean.....
>>18 is so fat that >>18 would have been in E.T., but when >>18 rode the bike across the moon, >>18 caused an eclipse.
>>18 is so fat >>18 hoola-hooped the super bowl.
>>18 is so fat >>18 was baptised in the ocean.
>>18 is so fat >>18 has to iron >>18's clothes in the driveway.
>>18 is so fat they tie a rope around >>18's shoulders and drag >>18's through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
>>18 is so fat when >>18 got hit by a bus, >>18 said, "Who threw that rock?"
>>18 is so fat when >>18 stands in a left-turn lane it gives >>18's the green arrow!