ITT we make up DQN fun facts (202)

1 Name: Not a Tripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4968 09:32

Squeeks is a metaphor for communism.

53 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 18:46

DQN was crafted as a training ground so that >>52 may eventually learn to sage properly.

54 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 21:46

DQN was built on the deaths of more than 30,000 slaves in the early 19th century.

55 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 22:08

DQN is the antithesis of incongruous discord.

56 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 22:13

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57 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 02:44

DQN is above god, and news4vip is educated stupid!

58 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 02:47

Goofy and Pluto are both dogs. The difference between them is DQN.

59 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training. : 1993-09-4973 02:57

I am actually both emplyoed, being educated AND trained.

60 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 14:56

Fun Fact: DQN will make you spell "employed" incorrectly.

61 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 19:06

DQN is under consideration for inclusion as an event in the 2010 Olympics, but won't be admitted until the committee members receive their contractual quota of ladyboy prostitutes.

62 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 21:31

Nobody cares about Sep. 5000 anymore.

63 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 21:38

DQN is the stable strangelet that sets your mind on fire.

64 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 22:50

, and not anymore.

65 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 21:36

DQN is the eternal name.

66 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 22:27

DQN is 68% more effective than chelation at treating heavy metal poisoning.

67 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 18:22

DQN is an all-natural substitute for self-worth.

68 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 03:00

DQN is what happens when you leave your pet rock alone during the day

69 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4977 06:38

DQN has 1/10th the fat and 10/1ths the flavor!

70 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 10:44

DQN wa SHOCK!

71 Name: Not a Tripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4977 13:52

DQN put Yoshinoya on the map.

72 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 19:25

DQN is the new world2ch.

73 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 07:18

DQN is the old black

74 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 14:59

DQN purposely turned Coca-Cola and Pepsi against each other.

75 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 17:03

DQN is the power behind the IRS.

76 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 19:42

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77 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4980 01:55

DQN took Yoshinoya off the map.

78 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 15:00

DQN is responsible for all the strange happenings in Saitama.

79 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 12:40

DQN cornered the world market on machine elves back in the sixties.

80 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:17

DQN is the letter of the yeast.

81 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:22

DQN smells like bacon in May and petrol in July.

82 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 19:04

Cogito Ergo DQN

83 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 19:23

shit

84 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 21:05

DQN can divide zero by zero.

85 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 01:21

Dragon Quest Nine

86 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 02:24

DQN knows what lucario will do.

87 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:47

DQN is Pink positively!!! those who consider -- soon -- the -- you stop thinking and become precocious? It is to DQN of good arrangement which ripened when Pink also had. Don't you think that it is young and DQN of tightness of Pink is better, and doesn't it become precocious? Such a thing cannot be found! The direction of ripe DQN manipulates DQN freely and makes CHINKO ascend to heaven in the highest. It is as !? about the ability to declare [ why ] that that is right. That is because it actually experienced! It is being able to say, since the highest DQN sex of a someone else's wife and n— was experienced. If it has a sex, it will be decided that the more pleasant one says! By all means, please experience.

88 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 15:06

DQN is more nearly completely than EROBI ŽΨ‚θ‚ι cheaper than erotic book ”ƒ‚€!! And it can have a sex with a real human being here. It is if you try to visit a rental video store now and it shines, Wait only for a few!! This site exists simply to sex for nothing!! It can meet, 15 minutes after registering now! It is the Sappho declaration absolutely!

89 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 18:07

DQN is why tumbleweed doesn't coexist with crickets.

90 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 12:59

DQN is the voice telling you to walk around in public with pencils in your nostrils.

91 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 16:17

DQN is the ghost of christmas past.

92 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 21:15

DQN is DADA & DADA is DQN

93 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 02:19

DQN knows what Lucario will do.

94 Name: >>93 : 1993-09-4991 02:19

Still

95 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 09:56

There is no DQN. There is only an illusion of DQN.

96 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 13:14

First, there is DQN.

Then there is no DQN.

Then there is.

97 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 16:22

DQN is love.

98 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 22:47

WWJD? The answer is always simply "DQN".

99 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 02:01

DQN is where gay magicians go to practice their new spells.

100 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 14:17

There is food in Rei's Diner, but the food that is named with words is not the food that is in the back room.

101 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 14:29

Initiates in the order of DQN are only allowed to eat three things; stale goldfish crackers, bitesize chocolate chip cookies, and their own semen.

102 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 22:29

is the number of DQN

103 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 00:45

Raptor Jesus frequents DQN often, but doesn't want you to know that; it could offend some of his believers.

104 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 11:19

DQN walks on three legs in the afternoon.

105 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 15:37

DQN doesn't work that way.

106 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 14:23

DQN is merely an illusion caused by our inability to perceive everything at once.

107 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 18:18

I got kicked out of /general for talkin bout DQN too much

108 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 19:08

i@L_T`jDQN ...

i@L_T`j... I don't care, really.

109 Name: The Todd : 1993-09-4999 00:52

I browse DQN.

110 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 07:16

DQN likes smoked cheese

111 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 12:01

DQN does not like smoked cheese.

nyoro~n

112 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 12:18

DQN hasn't tried smoked cheese yet, but he likes it even though he doesn't think so

Nyah~ahaha!

113 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 13:06

DQN will die tomorrow. There will be no rebirth. Ten thousand-fold shall be his damnation.

114 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 20:30

DQN was not born yesterday. It is always undying. One ten-thousandth was divided for her salvation.

115 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 23:03

>>113-114 are part of the Official DQN Anthem, available wherever smoked cheese is sold.

116 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 00:13

DQN is clever that way. Yes, that way.

117 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 16:46

It is not the DQN that posts--it is only yourself.

118 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 01:53

If during Final Jeopardy, a contestant's wager matches the exact amount of loose change in Alex Trebek's pocket (taking into account the exchange rate for any Canadian coins) he/she automatically wins. The are awarded the maximum winnings theoretically possible, which is $566,400, along with Trebek's two children.
But only if he/she records the question as "DQN?".

119 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 05:41

Just for the record, if anyone here manages to get onto Jeopardy, and answers every question with "What is DQN?", I will personally pay that person $1,000 USD.

120 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 11:36

>>115 is part of the Unofficial DQN Anthem, available wherever solid cheez whiz is smoked.

121 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 12:33

The actual DQN Anthem is All Alone for Christmas (As Usual)

122 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 20:26

DQN is currently undergoing script treatments for adaptation to a summer blockbuster movie, as a vehicle for the career of Garry Shandling.

123 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 20:36

Mudkips like DQN. In the butt.

124 Name: SovietRussia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-5007 21:27

DQN is the new /z/ harbl harbl

125 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 00:50

DQN is where your God is now.

126 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 05:19

Nearly 80% of all food products consumed in the U.S. contain detectable levels of DQN.

127 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 19:39

DQN has infiltrated the highest levels of our government. The FBI carried out covert DQN tests throughout the 60s and 70s, some allegedly resulting in several deaths.

128 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 05:50

DQN doesn't appreciate the seventh bit being mentioned in his presence.

129 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 08:42

( ί ƒŽί) When not in emergency, DQN acquire mittens from http://www.anonib.com/mittens/

130 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 01:48

DQN ate my balls

131 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 02:14

DQN emergency mittens are 12% more effective than goggles.

132 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 04:00

DQN brand Cheese Puffs are made with real cheese-flavored substances and are an excellent source of orange.

133 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 14:38

Although trace amounts of DQN have been found in many popular brands, it has been found to be lethal only to a few species of crustaceans.

134 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 16:39

Michael's future girlfriend was DQN.
DQN dumped him and he shot himself in the face.

135 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 22:05

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136 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 23:53

DQN is the other ten percent.

137 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 14:34

([œ‚Rœ)

138 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 17:30

DQN: Best before October 1993

139 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 22:41

"Climate change features heavily in the news this week: 'drastic' shrinkages in Arctic sea ice have been observed by NASA satellites and new research suggests that increases in hurricane intensity are due to greenhouse gas emissions. Plus, a nationwide shortage of sperm donors and hallucinogenic drugs may offer a new solution for headache sufferers." punctuation matters

140 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 23:05

>>139 is not DQN quality

141 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 00:19

DQN loves you more than Sun Myung Moon.

142 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 08:28

In 1993, Michael Moore made a film critizicing DQNs current style of administration. Before the film could be shown to anyone, the master copy disappeared while beeing transported to copying, never to be seen again. It is suspected that this is the work of the Elitist Superstructure.

143 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 13:54

Somewhere between madness and being buried alive is DQN.

144 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 01:37

In Soviet Russia, DQN makes up fun facts about you.

145 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 02:59

Some things money can't buy. For everything else there's DQN.

146 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 08:09

DQN is the thing under your child's bed.

147 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 08:16

DQN is reading your email as we speak.

148 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 16:38

Grandpa's threads are actually a metaphor covering the whole of human history and development.

149 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 17:06

Rei's diner threads are actually a metaphor for the use of metaphors throughout the history of internet culture.

150 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:32

DQN is the anthropomorphic personification of rule 34.

151 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 02:25

DQN is undergoing evaluation for inclusion in the DSM-V under Axis II.

152 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 03:54

DQN will never be forgotten.

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