ITT we make up DQN fun facts (202)

1 Name: Not a Tripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4968 09:32

Squeeks is a metaphor for communism.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 12:56

The Immaturity Mansion is constructed entirely out of the knees of flying, honey-vomiting insects.

3 Name: J3ph_42!dXldY3fJbY : 1993-09-4968 14:51

Using a tripcode in DQN gives you mod level powers.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 20:43

DQN is a palindrome.

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 15:09

WT Snacks was cured of AIDS by Jeebus Cripes

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 15:45

DQN is totally the cool place to just relax and do whatever.

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 21:49

DQN is humorous.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 22:24

DQN is high in fibre, and contains unsafe levels of MSG.

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 22:53

DQN is a valid word the Polish version of Scrabble.
Rules state that upon DQN being played, that the opposing player must overturn the board in anger and/or assault the one who played DQN to avoid an instant 48040 point penalty.

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 00:55

The word DQN is based on a Japanese phrase, ロリといっしょ, meaning a foolish person, or breadtoast!

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 01:36

DQN means Yankee.

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 03:33

DQN is classified as a Schedule V drug under the U.S. Comprehensive Drug Abuse Prevention and Control Act of 1970.

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 07:23

DQN has kirred your famiry before, it can kir your famiry AGAIN.

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 07:39

DQN is like DQN without the DQN.

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 07:46

DQN is High in fiber and low in sodium!

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 07:46

DQN is pink positively!

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 08:01

DQN is the Internet's most trusted news source.

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 09:24

DQN only has one poster.

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 15:37

winter was DQN's most prolific poster, and when he left, bandwidth dropped 17% overnight.

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 18:55

DQN carries out, and is w.

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 19:02

DQN is based on a true story.

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 19:05

Every time you type DQN, an angel is shot in the face by Dick Cheney.

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 19:08

46% of DQN users responded on survey, that if it were legal, they might try cannibalism.

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 20:11

Ask a bartender for DQN, and he produce a bronze Chalice filled with rubbing alcohol.

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 00:19

DQN has a restraining order against whittling.

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 02:45

DQN may contain traces of soy, peanuts, ice-nine, bovine spongiform encephalopathy. and crack cocaine.

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 03:02

DQN is known as one of the worlds most addictive substances.

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 03:52

DQN is the absolute most effective method of birth control, eliminating all possibility of pregnancy during use and for a minimum of five years after use ceases.

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 14:44

DQN is contrary to Allah's will.

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 17:01

DQN is a named weapon.

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 18:10

DQN actually stands for Soft Emergency Mittens

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 18:12

>>31 likes to lick gay asses

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 18:13

>>32

That's not about DQN, which is precisely what DQN is about.

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 18:15

>>32-34 Same person.

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 18:16

>>32

Is the same poster
Obsessessed with black homosex
Insecurity

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 18:17

DQN is an infinite loop; the exit condition is LL Cool J.

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 18:26

DQN is vulnerable like an eggshell

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 20:47

DQN Is strong enough to scratch diamond, yet will break if in contact with richard simmons.

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 23:20

GTA: San Andreas is based on the life of DQN during the early nineties, except the violence was toned down.

DQN has not attended school since ripping out is second grade teacher's liver and blinding 3 other students. He did so in a fit of anger, for he could not find the Steve-Erwin-Covered-In-Fire-Ants colored crayon.

DQN once saved a bus load of children from certain peril by watching them burn to certain death.

Although it was never shown in the movie, Godzilla didn't beat Mechagodzilla...DQN did.

As a young peasant boy in Moscow, DQN created a lick and stick tattoo which Mikhail Gorbachev refuses to take off his scalp till this very day.

DQN invented an engine that is fueled by the music of Thin Lizzy.

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 23:27

>>39
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
I have no originality or mind of my own and must rip off Vin Diesel facts because the only skill I have is copy and paste.
Also, DQN had rough sex with my mother while I watched and beat me afterwards.

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 23:30

DQN is 9% more w than the next leading brand of Elitist Superstructure.

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 01:55

DQN Translated Zero Wing.

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 03:20

DQN is the most reliable collaborative information source, containing only 31.7% more errors on average than the Encyclopedia Britannica.

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 03:32

On the seventh day, God created DQN, and it was w

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 03:41

Carlos Mencia steals his jokes from more successful comics.
More successful comics steal their jokes straight from DQN.

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 05:38

dqn, pronounced deacon, is the brainchild of a thinktank composed of three adolescent females that lick eachothers buttons that adorn their brown plaid felt uniforms for the sake of appeasing passerbys that otherwise may have scorned them for not attending school on a monday in mid-march, to deliver their message that they love eachother and that others should love them as well. Remember when Vin Diesel was all the rage? God what a waste of life.

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 05:41

I herd my nigga DQN got shot 9 times

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 06:12

dqn died today at the age of 89. goodnight sweet prince

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 09:04

DQN has been dead for two years, but the stench of decay still hasn't gone away yet.

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 12:58

DQN is the autobiographical narrative of the life and times of a boy named Squeeks and the voices in his head that dearly loved him.

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 14:19

DQN is why your mittens have two thumbs.

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 15:51

these facts aren't fun sage

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