( LƒÖ`) Hello, kids!
( LƒÖ`) That would be the rare 501get, which I use to make custom bluejeans.
( E-E) What a stupid answer.
(EÍE) Grandpa, I know doing drugs is bad, but is selling them to make a profit?
( LƒÖ`) You wouldn't sell them to make a loss, would you?
(EÍE) If I wanted to get revenge on someone by giving them a crack addiction...
(EÍE) Or if I'm just feeling generous...
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( E-E) Take your pills, Grandpa, I'm generously giving them for free.
( LƒÖ`) Okay.
(EÍE) Take your smack, Grandpa, I'm generously shooting it up your veins for free.
(EÍE) See that's my hook. First shot's free, but seconds are double.
( LƒÖ`)‚Á Thanks, but I can do that myself.
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(EÍE) All according to keikaku. Now I just have to call the FBI.
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(EÍE) Well, I thought it was the FBI, but apparently I was talking to the cookie monster.
(EÍE) Stupid toy phone I HATE IT!
( LƒÖ`) Whatever you do, be careful with it. You might damage the camera I hid inside it.
(EÍE) You haven't been selling videos of me to those voyeur porn sites again have you grandpa?
( E-E) Oh, how I fapped!
( E-E) All of those, AND MORE!
( E-E) Yup, I'm the gloss on your vagina.
( LƒÖ`) We don't pass out "internets" here, son. We only have mittens and useless clones
( LƒÖ`) What he gave you was a LIE
( E-E) Grandpa, who wrote this shit of a script?
( LƒÖ`) I did, and you are grounded, young man.
( LƒÖ`) A long time ago, in the age of dinosaurs. Those critters were running wild so I slammed my fist on the desk to show who's the boss... thus accidentally creating the Chick's Club crater.
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(EÍE) All the time guys? I would have thought that he'd be able to pick up some women there. But, that's beady eyes for you.
( E-E) "Ph34r m3"? Clonepa, I thought I told you to stop playing with those goddamn masks already.
Scream and run in horror from my terrifying visage!
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( LƒÖ`) Here I go to the trouble of picking up the lingo of you hip youngsters and all I get is mockery!
( E-E) If this is going where I think it is then you can fuck right off.
( E-E) By the way, I'm taking this GET.
(EÍE) Grandpa, how long will it take Beady to figure out that nobody cares about 550?
(EÍE) He wants a dickgirl to have sex with it like in that cartoon I saw.
( E-E) It's Jissouseiki. Kill it.
Gladly.
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( E-E) No!
-=AND THEN BEADY EYES DIED=-
( LƒÖ`) And there was much rejoicing.
( E°E) I heard beady eyes died. I'm his kid brother, Beady Eyes. I'll be replacing him from now on.
-=AND THEN EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD DIED=-
( LƒÖ`) Well, I guess it's time for us to repopulate the species.
-=AND THEN GRANDPA AND JUNIOR DIED=-
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( LƒÖ`) Is this going to turn out to be another TAKE YOUR PILLS GRANDPA FIREPANCE GIGGLESING thing?
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(EÍE) I think that was "gibbelsig", Grandpa.
( LƒÖ`) You youngsters and your incomprehensible lingo...
-=AND THEN BEADY EYES CAME BACK TO LIFE, TOO=-
(EÍE) Grandpa, how many narrators does this story have?
(@œÍœ) DID SOMEONE SAY PILLS?!
-=AND THEN EVERYBODY ATTENDED THE SPLENDID FUNERAL FOR THE MAGNIFICIENT PLUCKY PILL PUSHER=-
-=ONLY HE STILL WASN'T QUITE DEAD=-
-=DON'T BE A SPOILSPORT BEADY=-
-=JUST BE DEAD AND MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY=-
-=AND THEN THE NARRATOR COMMITTED SUICIDE=-
( E-E) Which one?
( E-E) oh okay
-=FLASHBACK TO 1993=-
( LƒÖ`) It sure is great living in 1993.