how can the real otaku get to akiba (132)

1 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-17 02:57 ID:S9WNftza

allright this is where im desperate. i work at a comic book store which sells anime manga and figurines aswell. im 16 but i need to get to akiba Its my only hope for a happy life! by boss was telling me how unlikely it is and it hurts me soo much to hear that.for most of us hardcore people it wouldent take long to pick up japanese because we already know alot of the basics.what can I or we do?

also my language teacher said I could never be accepted in japanese socioty my responce was "i never expected to"

2 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-17 04:43 ID:lDdvcr/N

get to akiba to live or to visit?

3 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-17 04:59 ID:S9WNftza

to live nearby(like in tokyo) sorry if i didnt specify plz help im desperate

4 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-17 04:59 ID:S9WNftza

to live nearby(like in tokyo) sorry if i didnt specify plz help im desperate

5 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-17 06:14 ID:bHx5au5K

You really want to live there? Cost of living is nearly unbearable in Tokyo, and Akihabara is mostly a land of porn. You can get nerd equipment pretty much anywhere in moonland. I mean, as long as you don't live in Hokkaido, because you'd die of boredom.

6 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-17 14:19 ID:Heaven

I think maybe >>1 needs to sit down and try to breathe slowly for a while.

7 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-17 16:29 ID:S9WNftza

i know that but i can still get more anime stuff if i live in tokyo than living here and it wont be that crappy translated stuff. also the train takes all day to go around in tokyo so you would want to live in the city near anywhere akiba. plus there are the comventions at the tokyo big spot like summer comiket and winter comiket

8 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-17 16:54 ID:Heaven

I agree with >>6 . Perhaps >>1 should make the decision on whether or not to move to Akihabara when he's a lot older than 16.

9 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-17 17:30 ID:xzgbbaO3

>>1 are you fucking serious?!?

Have you ever been to Japan at all, even a couple hours in Narita airport? And you believe moving to hentai heaven is your only hope for a happy life? DQN...ドキュン...ドキュン

10 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-17 20:11 ID:S9WNftza

I DONT CARE IF THE CITYS ARE CROWDED! I DONT CARE IF IT SMELLS I SMELL! I NEDD TO GO THERE SOO BADLY

11 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-17 20:24 ID:S9WNftza

IVE HEARD HOW BAD IT IS THERE 1000 TIME OVER AND I DONT CARE THERE IS 1000 TIME MORE FOR ME THERE THAN THERE IS HERE I HAVE ABSLUTELY NOTHING HERE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. IN JAPANT THERE ARE INCREDIBLE BUILDINGS WITH MAIDS AND STATUES AND DOUJINSHI. I CANT GET ANY OF THAT HERE

AND GET BACK TO THE POINT THE QUESTION IS HOW DO I GET THERE? NOT WILL IT BE WORTH IT

12 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-17 20:25 ID:S9WNftza

sorry i got emotional and my typing suferred

13 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-17 20:57 ID:G1mptJhS

you are the most entertaining gimmick i've seen around here before the hotaru guy's act got old

14 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-17 22:08 ID:S9WNftza

gimmick ????? what do you mean by that?

15 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-18 00:11 ID:xzgbbaO3

マムシ、死んでください…DQNだ。

But if you don't, maybe you can become an English teacher when you're older. You are not going to be able to just move overseas at your age. Sorry but you are エスオーエル, kid.

16 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-18 01:50 ID:S9WNftza

um no im not gonna die for you. lol putting kudasai after that just made me feel baddly

17 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-18 03:51 ID:Heaven

> I CANT GET ANY OF THAT HERE

http://uguu.org/share/

18 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-18 06:59 ID:1VNYhvO5

>>16
You sir, are an idiot.

I hope for your sake that all of this is a joke.

19 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-18 07:26 ID:S9WNftza

you dont know me! why would it be a joke?

20 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-18 07:33 ID:S9WNftza

I know im dumb and thats why I need to go there I have nothing but anime and manga my life is a worthless shit hole and i hate it! DQN is nothing compared to what im used to being called! now please someone help me!!!

21 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-18 10:49 ID:bHx5au5K

Man, if you think Japan is somehow going to be happier...

Move to Britain or something and learn to download things for free.

22 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-18 10:50 ID:bHx5au5K

Also you can't get to Comiket more easily by living in Tokyo, lines start at 5 am and don't stop, so no reduction in travel time is enough. It's hotel or nothing.

23 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-18 14:04 ID:S9WNftza

i know that ive read comic party and genshiken and ive read countle articles on big spot

as for 21 i do download for free but i never knew I could download gunpla and statues? please tell

24 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-19 02:27 ID:I/edQtEu

>>i never knew I could download gunpla and statues

This must be your first day on the Internet. You need a seriously top-notch printer and as much RAM as possible, but it's worth it.

25 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-19 02:39 ID:S9WNftza

LMAO COOL PLASTIC GUNDAMS COME OUT OF PRINTERS NOW

26 Name: 猫は死んだ : 2006-12-19 03:16 ID:xzgbbaO3

>>25 LYKE ZOMG U CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH RAM, OK!!!!! RAMMMMM!!!!

TERA BYTES OF RAMMMMM!!!

27 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-19 03:39 ID:S9WNftza

crazy dead cat and his ram

28 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-19 06:49 ID:qqXM0DrE

EBAY

29 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-20 00:40 ID:S9WNftza

here is a good example go on abny website and try to find one of those big full size cuddle pillows with cute litlle cat girls printed on them you see pictures and videos of in japan. go anywhere and there are none.

30 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-20 00:44 ID:S9WNftza

and today my boss was yelling at me telling me I was born in the wrong hemisphere(he owns an anime store) and that I should know who some band is.also he said no self respecting man purchases a card captor sakura wall scroll

31 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-20 04:18 ID:/27Vdp3F

>>29
http://www.paletweb.com/search.asp?PageNo=3&S_FG=&Sellect_Platform=13 bottom of page

>>30
don't worry, no self-respecting man runs an anime store either

32 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-20 06:41 ID:S9WNftza

godbless you man!!! if only I was 18 !T-T!

33 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-20 06:41 ID:S9WNftza

godbless you man!!! if only I was 18 !T-T!

34 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-20 07:34 ID:/27Vdp3F

the reimu one seems to be considered all-ages
do you like armpits?

35 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-20 11:33 ID:xzgbbaO3

>>30
yeah right, he probably has a Dr. Slump Arale-chan wall scroll or something

36 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-23 16:50 ID:+1bHI4hk

maid in Akiba McDonald's
ttp://www.akibablog.net/archives/img-mouse/2006-12-23-202.html
ttp://www.akibablog.net/archives/2006/12/post_962.html

37 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-23 17:24 ID:itiUSNta

Argh! Dumb gaijin Wapanese!

You is like so full of craps I roll dice in you and wins money!

38 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-26 18:52 ID:zJs3y74D

God help me, I lol'd so hard at this thread! I recommend reading the articles on outpostnine.com if you want some insight into Japan. Also, Japanese society will NEVER, under any circumstance, accept a foreigner. At the same time, I'd tell the guy who runs the animu store to GTFO. Sounds like a bigger weeaboo than you, my friend.

39 Name: Pierre : 2006-12-27 09:40 ID:rJxpMLdX

Dudes.. do you really think all japanese are the same?

40 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-27 18:42 ID:xzgbbaO3

Of course. All asians look alike and they groupthink.

41 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-29 01:41 ID:zJs3y74D

>>39
I have been to Japan with the JET programme. It is not a very good country to be a.) Anti-social and b.) a complete weeaboo. Trust me, I was just like the OP when I jumped on the plane.

>>40
THIS MAN KNOWS HIS STUFF!

42 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-29 02:21 ID:l9Udu5vb

>>1
you are right man IT HURTS A LOT when someone says I cant make it to live in Japan or afford living in Tokyo..... but i will prove them all WRONG. Does anyone know any high-paying jobs in Tokyo??

43 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-29 03:48 ID:/27Vdp3F

>>42
drug dealer

44 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2006-12-29 08:22 ID:xzgbbaO3

>>42 It's probably cheaper to live and work in an exurb like Shizuoka, and visit Tokyo in your spare time, as it is only 2 hours or so travel time by Shinkansen.

Or you could try becoming a computer programmer.

Think about this: Could you make it living in San Francisco? If you aren't even able to do that, you won't do well with Tokyo.

45 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-01-15 19:27 ID:38+Favsz

This is some good fucking bullshit.

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