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hazel dies an old rabbit warm in his burrow
They couldn't escape Silent Hill
Pres. Martin dies.
Alexei dies
The Chinese get blown out of the water
The Cascadians are utterly pwnt in the first battle of Portland
The Americans are utterly pwnt in the second battle of Portland (largely thanks to Alexei's sacrifice!)
Flygirl dies when she's shot down
Puzzle survives when he's shot down.
The whole world freezes over, killing everything not on the island.
The whole island, save a few individuals, kills themselves at the behest of Bokonon.
Mona kills herself.
The dwarf survives the freezing of the world.
The rest of humanity on the island either kills themselves or ekes out a meager living, surviving by thawing food from the ice as they need.
They find Bokonon as they're going up the mountain, and he shows them the last pages of the book he was writing.
Surtr destroys all the nine worlds with the sword of revenge.
Your moms takes it down the throat....
haruhi is god, or something
Eragon is revealed to be the ancestor of Luke Skywalker.
Godot never comes.
DAMMIT. I had ten pages left in Waiting, and you had to Snape-kills-dumbledore it for me.
But no worries.
the Wicked Witch of the West dies.
And I'm not talking about The Wizard of Oz. Figure THAT one out.
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Then you'll be really mad when I tell you the Rhinoceroses are in fact people.
Nero is the antichrist
bruce willis was a ghost
to kill a mockingbird, duh. what are you, fuckin' retarded?
Quinn loses Peter Stillman, teleological totalitarianism of detective fiction is beaten.
Asx gets taken over by a Jophur called Ewasx. He becomes a right bastard.
The english teacher gets shot by the Nazi soldiers. So it goes.
Jeeves saves the day.
Asx gets taken over by a Jophur called Ewasx. He becomes a right bastard.
The english teacher gets shot by the Nazi soldiers. So it goes.
Jeeves saves the day.
We have always been at war with Eurasia.
We are all Lilim.