( ´ω`) hello kids!
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
( ´ω`) We used to read books! You know what a book is, right? It's a nonvolatile storage medium!
(・∀・) Grandpa, where do babies come from?
( ´ω`) Ask your mother.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is tanasinn?
( ´ω`) Don't think, feel. That's tanasinn.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is "time"?
(・∀・) Grandpa, what happened to Grandma?
( ´ω`) Time is what happened to Grandma. sigh
(・∀・) Grandpa, just what is harbl anyways?
DNQ board with moderators = CRAP,SILLY,PATHETIC IDEA.
sage
There's no moderation going on in this thread, I just failed at posting. Sorry.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how did you become DQN?
( ´ω`) It's that dogdorn Wakabamark!
(・∀・) KISS MY ASS HOLE LOL
( ´ω`) You first.
(・∀・) no u
( ＾ω＾) BU-N
(・∀・) what was that noise?
(・∀・) Grandpa, can you fly?
( ´ω`) Only when the rainbowdragon sleeps.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I shot web?
( ´ω`) With your penis. You will know how in a few years.
(・∀・) Hay, Grandpa...
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(・∀・)━━━━━━!!!!!
( ´ω`) Ain't that cute. Kids today grow up so fast...
(・∀・) Grandpa, tell me a story!
(・∀・) Grandpa, is lolicon a disease?
(・∀・) Grandpa, would you hit Saaya Irie?
( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzzzzZZzzz
( （●)ﾄｪｪｪｲ(●）) duuuUUUUuuuuRRRrrrrrrRRrrr
Σ(´ω` )
( ´ω`) What was that?
( ´ω`)
( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzzzzZZzzz
ｷﾀ━━━━━━( （●)ﾄｪｪｪｲ(●） )━━━━━━!!!!!
( ´ω`) rrrrRRRRrrrrrRRRrrrrrrRRrrr
( ´ω`) FART
Σ(´ω` )
( ´ω`) What was that?
( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzzzzZZzzz
( ´ω`) fffffffFAAAAARRRRRT!
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＿|￣ヽ ＼∩ノ ﾉ |￣ヽ ＼.∩ノ ﾉ
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(*´ω`) ﾊｧﾊｧ
>>31
( ´ω`) Perhaps when she is old enough to be hit
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( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Oppai! Oppai!
⊂彡
( ´ω`) You will enjoy Oppai more when you are older
(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, I've been feeling weird lately..
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ・∀・）二⊃
| / Lately, my body has been morphing
（ ヽノ into this weird body, and I've got
ノ>ノ an incredible urge to say BU-N more..
三 レレ
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ・Д＾）二⊃
| / Oh... oh SHI-
（ ヽノ
ノ>ノ
三 レレ
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃
| / BU-------------N
（ ヽノ
ノ>ノ
三 レレ
( ´ω`) Becoming BU-N just means you're growing up, and adapting to the garden of DQN, boy.
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ´ω` ）二⊃
| / Let's BU-N together
（ ヽノ
ノ>ノ
三 レレ
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（ ´ω` ）／/ ＜ Sensei, I suddenly feel old
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(・∀・) Hey grandpa, I am just a pillow head.. Will I ever grow a body?
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(・∀・) Hey grandpa, what did you use for masturbation?
( ´ω`)凸 What do you think? Fuckmitten.
(・∀・) Hey grandpa, what does it mean to be DQN?
(・∀・) Grandpa, which direction is north?
( ´ω`) One at a time, kids!
(・∀・) Hey grandpa, wadatah Imma tippy tah on ya capitown
( ´ω`) What you say?
(・∀・) Main screen turn on!
( ´ω`) Yhbtyhlhandmumblemumble
(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm thirstyyyyy!
( ´ω`) And I have to take a wizz! Now that's serendipity!
And here I am, breaking the chain ^_^
( ´ω`) Listen up, kiddies! >>63 here is what we called a "DQN" back in my day.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I want to grow up to be a NEET!
( ´ω`) NEET is a noble goal! You shall post in legendary threads just as I did when I was young!
(・∀・) Smoooooke on the waaaater
( ´ω`) Fire in the skahay
(・∀・) Hey grandpa, how come my balls are sweaty?
( ´ω`) Because you touch yourself at night!
(・∀・) Hey grandpa, how come there is a G-spot up my ass?
∧＿∧ ┌────────────
◯（ ´∀｀ ）◯ ＜ Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!!
( ´ω`) Back in my day, we called her "Kamiyama Mangetsu-chan"!
(・∀・) Hey grandpa, were you there when 4chan died for the first time?
( ´ω`) I slept through the whole thing.
(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, can your mouth make any shape other than ω?
( ´ω`) no
( ´ω`) ωωωωωarota
(´∀`) Hey Grandpa, I'm imitating you!!
( ´ω`) You fool! This is the face you should make! (・ω・)
(・∀・) Where da white women at?
( ´ω`) In the chlorine bleach. Stick your penis in and they'll suck you off.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why does the abyss gaze into me when I gaze into it for a really long time?
(´ω`) Because it wants to fuck you.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is 「ｍｏｅ」?
(´ω`) It's not [moe], that's for sure.
(・∀・) ?
(・3・)
moe
Mo \Mo\, a., adv., & n. [Written also moe.] [AS. m[=a]. See More.] More; -- usually, more in number. [Obs.]
An hundred thousand mo. --Chaucer.
Likely to find mo to commend than to imitate it. --Fuller.
Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
moe
\Moe\, n. A wry face or mouth; a mow. [Obs.]
Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
moe
\Moe\, a., adv., & n. [AS. m[=a] See More.] More. See Mo. [Obs.] ``Sing no more ditties, sing no moe.'' --Shak.
Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
moe
\Moe\, v. i. To make faces; to mow. [Obs.]
Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
moe
Mow \Mow\, n. [Written also moe and mowe.] [F. moue pouting, a wry face; cf. OD. mouwe the protruded lip.] A wry face. ``Make mows at him.'' --Shak.
Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
(・∀・) !!
(´ω`) ハァハァ
(・∀・) Grandpa, give me some advice on women. How do I meet them? Why do I say to a woman if I really like her and I want to spend time with her? How did you meet grandma?
(´ω`) I was always fond of "Hey there good-lookin'. Have you met my friend, Mr. Chloroform?"
(・∀・) Hey grandpa, how old are you?
( ´ω`) Next question!
(・∀・) Grandpa, does your generation know how to please the radies?
( ´ω`) what
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like Protoss Females?
( ´ω`) YES! My life for Aiur!
(・∀・) Grandpa, you did 100GET! You win the internet!!
( ´ω`) A winnar is me!
( ´ω`) Grandchild, have you seen my walking cane?
(・∀・)／ﾌ
(・∀・) Grandpa, let's go to the zoo and scare the monkeys!
( ´ω`) Whatever for? I can do that at home!
( ´ω`) Boo!
(・∀・) Grandpa, what does "faggot" mean?
( ´ω`) I believe it has something to do with the magentic poles switching.
(・∀・) Grandpa... I love you chuu
( ´ω`) ......
(・A・) Grandpa, you don't love me chucchu?
( ´ω`) Chuu? Choo? Chew? I haven't been able to do that since I lost my dentures.
They went to the zoo after all!
( ´ω`) yay!
( )＼ (・∀・)
│ | ｜ ( )ヾ
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
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|∵ / 三 | 三 | | FUCKING MONKEYS！
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(´ω`,;) eh?
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│ | ｜ ( )ヾ
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⊂⌒（ ・ω・） Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say, Grandpa.
｀ヽ_っ⌒/⌒ｃ
( ´ω`) Mind your elders! You never know what wisdom we can share with our years of experience.
( ´ω`) ....
( ´ω`) Has anyone found my copy of TV Guide?
(・∀・) Grandpa, why do you touch my pee pee place?
( ´ω`) LIES!
(・A・) Grandpa, you did it to me again last night. It really feels funny.. Why can't I tell Mom and dad?
｜
∞
（=・つ・） Mr. Saturn is just passing through.
（＿）＿）
Misuta~ Sata~n!
(・∀・) Grandpa, where does the Moon go during the day?
( ´ω`) It travels to Uranus.
(・∀・) It travels to my anus!?
( ´ω`) Hurrrrrrrrryes
(・∀・) NURUPO!
( ´ω`) GA!
(・∀・) Grandpa, did you touch Grandma's pee pee place a lot too?
( ´ω`) I'd touch yours if you like.
( ´ω`)つ(・∀・ ;)
(・∀・) Grandpa, my powers have doubled since last we met.
( ´ω`) Twice the pride, double the fall!
(・∀・) Grandpa, pregnant 16-year-olds are moe
( ´ω`)
(・∀・) PWN'D BY WAKABAMARK!
( ´ω`) Also very moe. Ninshin-moe. Mmmmm, moe.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what does the "W.T." in W.T. Snacks stand for?
( ´ω`) William Taft.
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you have any other expressions?
( ・ω・)
( ´∀`) FUSION!
(・∀・) Grandpa, did you post on 4-ch when you were younger?
( ´ω`) Of course. But back in my days, we posted by telegraph and 4-ch was known as Oriental Mimeographic Communication Express. Our posts would be published in monthly installments on onion paper. I'll never forget the laugh I got when someone posted in issue #44 the first catchphrase: "Crazier than a Chinese Opium Den Whore!" Good times, good times.
（ ﾟДﾟ);; You knew wheeker?!
( ´ω`) A good an honest man! He is of Japanese ancestry but raised by an African American couple. I know this because I asked him and he explained to his philosophy, and me - where he came from on life. I was born in Nairobi, Kenya and always proud that I was born in Africa. We two could have a dialog with few words - I guess he understood me as I did him.
（ ・Д・);; ...Grandpa, are you sure you're not lying to me about anything? I'm a little scared of you after you started touching my pee-pee place.
( ´ω`) Do not worry, Gregor. It's perfectly normal.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the meaning of life and the universe?
( ´ω`) I can't tell you, child, but let me tell you it is not 42. Definitely not. Doug Adams is a liar!
(・Д・) Blasphemy!
∧∧
／天 ＼
（｀ハ´ ） ＜ Hmph. An old fool is still a fool.
.＿φ ⊂)
／旦／三／ ／|
|￣￣￣￣￣| .|
| Master |／
.＿＿＿＿＿
／旦／三／ ／|
|￣￣￣￣￣| .|
.a | Master |／ is out.
.＿( ´ω`) Let's see...
／旦／三／ ／|
|￣￣￣￣￣| .|
| Master |／
∧_∧
(´ω` ) ＜ Things to do today: Brush teeth, buy milk, forget Poland
.＿φ ⊂)
／旦／三／ ／|
|￣￣￣￣￣| .|
| Master |／
(( ⊂ ))
(´ω` )
.＿φ |
／旦／三／ ／|
|￣￣￣￣￣| .|
| Master |／
(´ω` ) Much better
.＿φ ⊂ )
／旦／三／ ／|
|￣￣￣￣￣| .|
| Master |／
(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, do you believe in God?
(´ω` ) God believes in me.
.＿φ ⊂ )
／旦／三／ ／|
|￣￣￣￣￣| .|
| Master |／
(;-;) I am so glad... my thread continues forever
Go thread go! beyond 1000!
there, there ( ´ω`)つ(;-;)
touch
(・∀・) Grandpa is always so nice to me. I'll forgive the pee-pee place thing!! Oshiete ojii-san
( ´ω`)? nani wo
( ´ω`) 高天原爾神留坐須 神漏岐 神漏美乃命以知氏
皇親神伊邪那岐乃大神 筑紫日向乃橘乃 小門乃
阿波岐原爾 禊祓比給布時爾 生坐世留祓戸乃大神等
粘着厨房“Junior”之 諸々禍事 罪穢乎
祓閉給比 清米給布登 申須事乃由乎
天津神 地津神 八百万神等共爾 天乃斑駒乃 耳振立氏
聞食世登 畏美畏美母白須 「糞 Junior 逝良！」
(・∀・) Please don't chant at me! Although I rouhgly know what you're saying.
( ´ω`) If you put "sage" in your E-mail, it means that you are wise through reflection and experience. Please don't do that, Junior!
(・A・) I humbly apologize, O Grandpa. Please forgive my foolishness! I have changed my terrible E-mail accordingly. Your poor, worthless Junior seeks your reconcilation!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ URUSE SAGE
( ´ω`) Sausages are great. I remember that was all we got to suck on in the army, cos all the girls were gone..
(・∀・) Grandpa, what did you do during the army?
( ´ω`) Dawww, you gotta ask that question chuckle Lemme tell you Junior, it was a loooong and crazy war out there... What with this hell of a major called Major Major Major Major and this dead man in my tent. Ain't got enough pages to write about what happened in there, son! But I sure spent quite a bit of time in the hospital.
(・∀・) Grandpa, did you have lots of morphine???
( ´ω`) Sure. I was the inspiration for the Pink Floyd song "Comfortably Numb."
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>>176 ( ・∀・) WOW how did I do that???
( ´ω`) Easy, just sit there for some decades.
( ・∀・) Grandpa, I have a golden ticket and I can go on a tour of Willy Wonka's candy factory. Do you want to come with me?
( ´ω`) Sorry, kid, I'm... busy... tonight.
( ・∀・) You can take her along too, Grandpa.
( ´ω`) Well, if the tour ends in under a hour, maybe she'll come along. It shouldn't cost extra.
( ・∀・) Peter Jennings died today, Grandpa. Are you ever afraid of dying?
( ´ω`) Old DQNs never die, they just get permasaged.
( ・∀・) Hey Grandpa, do you think we can get to 1000??
( ´ω`) By then, you'll be a Grandpa yourself, sonny.
( ・∀・) Grandpa, where do babies come from?
( ´ω`) When a man and woman love each other very much, the woman secretes eggs from her anus.
( ・∀・) Mommy, when did you turn into Grandpa?
( ´ω`) Don't tease us old folks, sonny. We can't help that the older you get, the less there is to distinguish from men and women.
( ・∀・) Grandpa, do you believe in URUSE- HAGE?
( ´ω`) NO U!
( ・∀・) Hey Grandpa, wahts going on in this thread?
( ´ω`) It's the ol' kopipe shebang just like back in 1992!
( ・∀・) Grandpa, what is "emo"?
( ´ω`) Elmo after Sesame Street was canceled.
( ・∀・) Grandpa, your nose looks like balls har har har harbl
(;; ・∀・) 200GET
( ´ω`) Young man, did you know that you just said "200 goat" in Swedish?
( ・∀・) Suomi perkele!
( ´ω`) Devils are bad things to invoke. Except succubi. Or incubi, if your tail swings that way.
( ・∀・) If I fuck a goat and it gets pregnant, is it a sin to try and baptise the offspring?
( ´ω`) Why do you say such silly things? All children should be baptized. Don't be foolish.
( ´ω`) Hey now, I usually troll SA goons whenever I get the chance but this thread is pretty "sugoi" as you youngsters say, so check it out:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1639298
／・∀・) That was a pretty rad thread, Gramps! I salute you!
( ・∀・) My other Grandpa fought for the Wehrmacht. Got sent home with a grenade splinter in his foot. I believed for a long time that he had been fighting in France then two years ago got told he had actually been fighting at the Eastern front. Never really talked to him about it. He died this week.
( ・Д・) I think I should have talked to him. Well, maybe I can find some stuff at Grandma's place now...
( ´ω`)ノシ Hey, I'm not dead!
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)??? (´ω`)
Impostor! (ﾟДﾟ)ノ'ω) ヽ<｀Д´>ﾉ
( ・∀・) My grandpa would have walked on mines in the forest hadn't they been triggered by falling snow right in front of him. Serious business, ne?
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( ´ω`) War is hell. Meaning hell is very fun.
( ・∀・) When I grow up, I want to be a NEET!
www.prettiestpenis.com/
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＿_(__ﾆつ/ >>216 / (・∀・ ) Hay Grandpa, what are you doing?
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( ´ω` ) Well what do we have here. 500 pounds in a month... I ain't believin' this!
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( ´ω` ) Haha, just kidding. Now youngsters, tell me your stories about being "hardcore" and I'll evaluate them.
( ・∀・) Well er... gramps, don't tell mommy or daddy this, but I managed to stick an entire test tube up Katie's ass yesterday
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( ・∀・) I folded a frisbee up and swallowed it!
( ・U・) NINJYA
( ´ω` ) Nid-jah? Whatever is a nid-jah, Junior?
( ・∀・) Robert Hamburger is a nid-jah!
(・∀・) Grandpa are you really the blind swordsman? Because that cane was actually a sword. And I killed someone with it two. Two? I meant too.
(´C ` ) The CIA is coming to see if y'all are fine.
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(・Ａ・) Grandpa, why are you so violent?
Papa was a rolling stone!
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(´々°) awuf gramfs fhaf's enuf
( ´ω` ) ...I felt like destroying something beautiful.
( ´ω` ) Let's go to IKEA! And let's go to the hardware store parking lot after that.
(・∀・) Grandpa, is your name Robert Paulson?
( ´ω` ) Shhhhh!!!!!!
(・∀・) Grandpa, RIIIIDE ON TIME
(´∀｀) Grandpa! Two righteous babes are headed your way!
(・∀・) Do you think sakuratann is "moe", Grandpa?
( ´ω` ) You were an accident.
(;∀;) Grandpa! How rude!
(・∀・) Wait! I meant to say "NO U!"
(・∀・) The hordes of nameless have many personalities!
why is your mouth looks like balls
(・∀・) This is getting incoherent! Grandpa, wake up!
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Go play outside!
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／￣＼ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
─（ ・∀・ ）＜ GRANDPA GRANDPA!
＼＿／ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
／ │ ＼
∩ ∧ ∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼∩∧ ∧ ＼（・∀・）＜ GRANDPA GRANDPA GRANDPA！
GRANDPA～～～！ ＞（ ・∀・）/ ｜ / ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／ ｜ 〈 ｜ ｜
/ ／＼_」 / ／＼」
￣ / ／
( ´ω` ) Okay, I'm back for more questions. By the way, tomoyo is more moe
(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, can we go to Saitama for my birthday?
( ´ω` ) Where?
（・∀・）＜ SAITAMA! SAITAMA! SAITAMA!
(・∀・) Grandpa, what do you want to do to Koishi Herikawa?
( ´ω` ) Where did you learn such naughty things? I'll be telling your mother.
( ´ω` ) Little boy, did you make this thread?! http://human5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/honobono/1124732125/
(・∀・) I cannot tell a lie, Grandpa. It was I. I'm surprised I knew any Japanese!
( ´ω` ) Well now, thanks to you, the Japanese are going to go on about how much we suck. You got to learn to keep quiet, sonny! I'm grounding you for 3 days. In my room, yes.
(・∀・) ki ki ki ki ki ki
. . .
ｷﾑ━━━（・∀・）━（ ・∀）━（ ・）━（ ）━（・ ）━（∀・ ）━（・∀・）━━━！！
( ´ω` ) Nurupo
(・∀・) GA!
>>260
(・∀・) I´m sorry, grandpa. How stupid I am.
( ´ω` ) Gotta have soy sauce on sunny-side up!
(・∀・) Grandpa, from the declining quality of your speech I fear you are going senile.
( ´ω` ) Nonsense.
(・∀・) I'm running away from home if you're going to start going on about random things.
( ´ω` ) Well, nevermind all that, Junior. Can you set this aside for a while and hear me out? It's not much related to this thread, but anyway. I visited a local Yoshinoya the other day. Yes, Yoshinoya. It was incredibly crowded, so crowded I couldn't find a seat.
(・∀・) Sounds like a great situation for groping. Yes, groping.
( ´ω` ) As opposed to roping?
(・∀・) Grandpa, did you read comic books when you were my age? Did you read any Japanese comic books?
( ´ω` ) I read Hadashi no Gen and followed the Sailor Moon series for a bit. Other than that, not much. Manga is for otaku loser nerds anyway!
( ´ω` ) I also found Card Captor Sakura rather enjoyable.
(・∀・) Today we read Gunslinger Girl and Tsukuyomi, grandpa!
∧＿∧
◯（ ´∀｀ ）◯ Don't forget Full Moon wo Sagashite!!
( ´ω` ) Even us old men love Kouyama Mitsuki-chan! 12 year old that turns into a 16 year old? yes please.... make Grandpa happy
(・∀・) Do you need me to leave the room, grandpa?
( ´ω` ) Only if Mitsuki-chan is coming in!
(・∀・) What is the spirit of DQN, grandpa?
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二( ´ω` )二⊃
| / BU-N
( ´ω` ) Foolish child. No one can be told what the spirit of DQN is.
Testing
TEsting
(・∀・;) Who are these people in our thread, Grandpa?
（-＿-） i have no idea
( ´ω` ) In my time we hanged people like them. Then we raped them.
( ´ω` ) Those were truly glorious days.
(・∀・) Grandpa, who is your favorite anime character?
( ´ω` ) Don't toy with me, kid! Everyone knows it's Chihiro-chan.
( ´ω` ) Oh, those lucious lips...
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever been to 4chan?
( ´ω` ) No.
(・∀・) I think waka-tan is pretty, Grandpa!
（-＿-）
（∩∩）
( ´ω` ) Cheer up, hikikkomori kid!
(・∀・) Grandpa, what kind of girl should I look for when I'm ready to marry?
( ´ω` ) One with nice curvy hips!
('∀・) Grandpa! What is ´sage´?
(・∀・) You mean a fatty?
('∀.) what
(・∀・) >>295,296,298
(・∀・) PS: 300GET!
( ´ω` ) You are confusing me, stupid child. You are no grandson of mine. Now, change my diaper and then leave!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm sorry! Your fresh diaper is ready. I stole it from Baby.
( ´ω` ) hmmm it doesn't seem to fit
>>303
(・∀・) 303get! Aciiieed 4 lyfe, niggaz!
( ´ω` ) Everybody loves a 303.
(・∀・) Grandpa, did you know?
( ´ω` ) Yes.
(・∀・) ｑあｗせｄｒｆｔｇｙふじこｌｐ
( ´ω` ) Kids these days and their weird moon language. I honestly don´t understand a word you´re saying.
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you remember the Kennedy assassination?
( ´ω` ) Like Zapruder on cocaine!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I accidentally overwrote your save in --
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＞grandpa . ＞Attack .┃┃（ ・∀・） ９９８８(━━━━━)┃
┃ ┃Defense .┃┃（ ・∀・） ８８１３(──── )┃
┃ ┃Special .┃┃ABO-RN 0(━━━━━)┃
┃ ┃Retreat ..┃┃ABO-RN 0(━━━━━)┃
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>>313
( ´ω` ) I'm going to have to kill you now, you know that?
(・∀・) I really wish people stop getting obnoxious personal ring tones for their cellphones. Don't you, Grandpa?
( ´ω` ) The best ringtones are the tunes from the good old veteran anime shows.
Why don't you upload some to http://humblefool.net/music/wakaba.html for me, junior?
(・∀・) You mean that piece of shit like Tobe! Gundam ? ... t.m. revolution pls kthx
( ´ω` ) Kids today.
／■＼
( ・∀・ ) Onigiri Whashoooi~！
／■＼
( ´ω` ) Whashoooooooooi~！ cough
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( ・∀・ ) Grandpa, you should have a medical check-up before you try Onigiri Whashoooi~！
／■＼
( ´ω` ) I´m too old for this shit.
( ・∀・ ) Gramps, don't you look like this sometimes: http://pya.cc/pyaimg/pimg.php?imgid=16812
ω(－ω－1) A few times in my life. I was going through some.... troubled times...
( ・∀・ ) Grandpa, do the "kita" for me!
( ´ω` ) Maybe. You got to mow Grandpa's lawn first and then run to the store and pick up my pills. And, if you're a good boy, I'll do "kita" for you.
(;; ・∀・ ) It's a trap!
( ・∀・ ) I am the universal quantifier, gramps!!.... and you are omega!
キタ━━━━( ´ω` )━━━━っ！ cough
( ・∀・ ) Grandpa, what was wetting yourself in Nekomimi ep 11 like?
( ´ω` ;;)
( ´ω` ) Mention that again and I´ll wet YOU.
｡･ﾟ･( ´ω` )･ﾟ･｡
( ・∀・ ) It only happened because you were being such a player!
(* ´ω` *) Don't hate the player, hate the game!
( ・∀・ ) Why hate the game? Aren't you any good at the game?
( ´ω` ) Everything is allright now, I finally passed the 20 million mark in Warning Forever and am now smoking "leaves of grass".
(・∀・) Grandpa, I heard you and Rika Nishimura were a hot pick around '95.
( ´ω` ) There's been so many gals I've been a hot pick with, I don't really remember. I keep a collection of pictures of them in my stash, though, for whenever I need to "relive" those moments of past glory.
(・∀・) Grandpa, aren't you a little too old to be "re=living" like that?
( ´ω` ) Never.
(・∀・) Do you keep a picture of me in your stash?
( ´ω` ) yes, and so do a bunch of my friends, though theirs might be a little... dirty now, after a lot of... use.
(・∀・) ?
( ´ω`) !
(・∀・) ‽
( ´ω`) Cut it out already. ＞８
(・∀・) i love you grandpa
( ´ω`) You're not getting my bud, junior JR.
(・∀・) What was the internet like when you were young?
( ´ω`) It was made out of lead and was powered by steam! Back then, 56k looked like a godsend!
( ´ω`) Also, stop asking the same questions over and over again. You come off as even more senile than me!
(・∀・) Dokyun have short attention spans.
( ´ω`) That's the DQN Spiri... something shiny, ooOOoooh!
(・∀・) Grandpa, that Hikky person is kinda making me sad, what should I do?
( ´ω`) Leave him alone already!
(-__-) I wanna be a Hikky too, Gramps.
( ´ω`) But weren't you already a Hikky?
(・∀・) Grandpa, I can't tolerate niggers. One even stole my TV! Is it normal to feel this way?
( ´ω`) Depends. Are you George Bush?
(・∀・) Well, no, but I want to piss Jesse Jackson off
(・∀・) Hey, Grandpa, do you like Pokey the Penguin?
( ´ω`) POS!
(・∀・) Grandpa! I´m losing my attention span! I fear I´m going senile. What should I do?
( ´ω`) I'm Grandpa? Wait, where am I again?
(・∀・) Don't worry Grandpa. You are still at DQN.
( ´ω`) Huzzah, sirrah!
(・∀・) Grandpa, how come every black person has the same hair style?
( ´ω`) I suspect it has something to do with the surprising mainstream success of the uproariously funny "Barbershop" starring Ice Cube. Peter Travers of Rolling Stone magazine called it a "laugh-a-minute film." Entertainment Weekly said, "A humorously and touching movie." Now out on DVD!
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you have commercial sponsors now, like PBS?
( ´ω`) PBS, MSNBC, WFMU, BSE, PMS, you name it.
(・∀・) Grandpa, if birds do it, bees do it, and even educated fleas do it; what the heck are they doing? And how does a flea become educated anyway?
( ´ω`) By doing it. Don't think, feel, and you'll be doing it.
(・∀・) GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!
( ´ω`) Oh. really. too bad.
...
( ´ω`) I'm just sad I lost all my hentai collection in the flood.
...
( ´・ω・`) shoboon
(・∀・) WakabaMark does not become you, grandpa! And what is "hentai"?
( ´ω`) "Hentai" is to the otaku as "water" is to the normal human.
(・∀・) So otaku washes his face with hentai? It looks fun!
( ´ω`) Sigh. Junior, trust me; that isn't water and the young girl in the video is not washing her face. Just ask the dozens of men who have her cornered and kneeling.
(・∀・) Grandpa! I heard bukkake is good for the skin. What is bukkake?
( ´ω`) Cold udon served with various toppings liberally sprinkled on top. It may include:
tororo － puree of yamaimo (a Japanese yam with a slimy texture)
oroshi － grated daikon radish
natto － sticky fermented soybeans
okra － fresh sliced okra
( ´ω`) "Bukkake" is when a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy think mommy needs new face moisturizer.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I heard you're auditioning to be on the 4-ch T-shirt!
( ´ω`) Nonsense!
(・∀・) Avast, ye old salt of the sea! I'm Captain Junior of the Queen Anne's Revenge, and I attack and board merchant vessels off the coast of the North Carolina colony and take me fill of the plunder and share the booty with me crew! Arr!
(・∀・) Does ye know any old sea chanty we can sing while we go a-piratin', Grandpa?
ｴﾝｼﾞｮｲ&ｼﾞｪﾝﾄﾙﾒﾝ!(･`ω´･)ノ
(・∀・) what
( ´ω`) I think I had a seizure. Get me to the hospital!
(・∀・)ノ⌒θ I'm too lazy, just take a pill!
( xωx)
( ´ω`) 三三 ●
"⊂ノ
UNKO IN YOUR FACE
三三 ● (・∀・) Grandpa, I wanted to ask....
(●A・) AUGH! It's in my eye! Grandpa! Why!?
( ´ω`) It's the DQN spirit!
(・∀・) Grandpa! What does ´original content´ mean?
Because DQN rarely tends to be self-concious, his affliction with shit-chan
has developed into bizarre co-depential relations. Here we see two DQNs
acting out a ritual that is rather common inside of /dqn/ but might be regarded as
"retarded" for the casual visitor:
_人
∩ ∧＿∧ ノ⌒ 丿
＼ヽ＿（ ） ＿／ ::（
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| |￣「～|￣ (・Ａ・) grandpa! ／￣―――――￣￣::::::::＼
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/￣￣￣ ､____＼ （ ::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;ノ
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| | | | ﾉ(・Ａ・)hurgh! （ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::）
レ' レ と ﾉ∨￣∨ ＼＿＿::::::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;ノ
人
（＿_）
（＿＿）
（ ´ω` ） I smell!
(・∀・) Grandpa! Why do some people have a scat fetish?
（ ´ω` ） Shit if I know.
_ ∩
( ・∀・)彡 Grandpa! Grandpa!
⊂彡
_ ∩
( ´ω` )彡 Kiddo! Kiddo!
⊂彡
(・∀・) Grandpa, Cyber Okama is harassing me! What should I do?
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃
| / BU-N
（ ヽノ
ノ>ノ
三 レレ
(・∀・) Grandpa, I heard that if you say "Bloody Mary, where is your baby?" thirteen times into a mirror at midnight, you will see her appear and she'll try to murder you. Have you ever tried this? It sounds so creepy and scary!
（´ω`） Here, watch this tape.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I heard you used to be a real ladies' man when you were younger. What's your secret?
（´ω`）Beat up little punks like you, treat my women like shit, drink beer and get drunk of course! Chicks dig that stuff.
( ･ิω･ิ)Beat up little punks like you, treat my women like shit, drink beer and get drunk of course! Chicks dig that stuff.
FIXED
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like to fish? Do you have a story about "the one that got away?"
（´ω`）I once took your Uncle Fredo "fishing." He liked it so much, he decided to take a permanent fishing vacation and no one has heard from him since.
（´ω`）"I knew it was you, Fredo!"
(・∀・) You broke my heart grandpa!!!!
（´ω`） Nevermind all that emo stuff, junior! Do something useful & cast your vote for the 4-ch t-shirt design: http://4-ch.net/req/kareha.pl/1125203564/39
(・∀・) Thanks, Grandpa!!!! I feel ever so enlightened.
(・∀・) Grandpa, in the future I plan on leaving The Vault and having an exciting adventure in a post-apocalyptic world ravaged by radiation and barbarism.
(・∀・) The will call me... THE VALUT DWELLER!
（´ω`） Make sure you bring back some souvenirs. One of those biker helmets with spikes would be nice! They remind me of my hooligan days.
( ´ω`) Junior, what's this I hear about you using coarse language at school? I'm quite upset at this news!
(・∀・) Grandpa, get with it! Nothing's wrong with saying "fuck you" to a teacher every once in a while. It's refreshing!
( ´ω`) Do not say "fuck you" unless you intend to carry out your threat.
(・∀・) A jailbait or a man, it doesn't matter to this unequaled demon!
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you believe in U.F.O.'s?
( ´ω`) I just know that a master is out there.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's the easiest way to be cool on the Internet? DQN-kun told me it's caps lock, but I think he's full of shit.
( ´ω`) Bah, who needs to be "cool"? You little whelp.
(・∀・) Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiina Ringo
( ´ω`) Ageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeru?
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you think I am sexy?
( ´ω`) Junior, like I explained to the district attorney; those photos were for an art project.
(・∀・) ぬるぽ
(・∀・) Grandpa, I feel abused!
( ´ω`) Are there two of you now? GA!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I've been having these... weird feelings, lately.
( ´ω`) Like what?
(・∀・) It's kind of explicably. Y'see, I was talking to Mable the other day and ... tanasinn
(・∀・:∵∴∵∴:・:・
( ´ω`) Junior, have you been taking my medication again? You know that isn't healthy for you.
(・∀・) But pills are fun and tasty! Plus, I feel ever so DQN!
( ´ω`) Junior, but those pills were for my erectile disfunction
(・∀・) Grandpa, will you have sex with me, this time in a new position, I think it is called DQN
( ´ω`) That's it, no more internet for you.
(・Д・) Yeah, that joke got pretty tired. I'm sorry.
( ´ω`) Not as tired as me, I'm surr... snore
(・∀・) Grandpa, was that a double entendre?
( ´ω`) It's the young that have tender meat, butthead.
(・∀・) Grandpa, wrinkly, Grandpa, stinky! ～♪
(・∀・) Grandpa, I think I'm having my period.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is love?
( ´ω`) Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more. ～♪
( ´ω`) Love is a custom imported from overseas!
( 'ω') Love is over!
(・∀・) Grandpa, today in history class we learned about Joseph McCarthy and the Red Scare.
(・∀・) Are you, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?
( ´ω`)
⊂彡☆))Д´) >>453
( ´ω`) McCarthy was a fag. He tried to rape me.
(・A・) Sigh, gramps... You guys were so lucky. I don't have any communist fags to rape me now...
( ´ω`) Soviet Russia rapes you!
(・A・) Look Grandpa, I can stand on my head!
( ´ω`) Your face will stick like that if you do it too long.
(・∀・) Can you stand on your head, Grandpa?
(?ω?) No, but I can stand on yours. C'mere and hold still, you.
(xдx) Damn Grandpa, you weigh too much! You need to eat healthier!
( ´ω`) That's dense muscle, not fat! I was a beachside weight-lifter in my day. Let's see what your metabolism is when you're my age.
(・∀・) Whatever, you chubby old fart! You couldn't even lift the toilet seat up that one time.
( ´ω`) You little brat! I told you not to mention that!
(・∀・) ヌヌネネヌヌネノヌヌネネヌヌネノヌヌネネヌヌネノヌヌネネヌヌネノ
( ´ω`) Junior, the only moon-language I ever learned was "how much for an hour?"
(・∀・) I would die for you, grampa!
( ´ω`) I would nullpo for you!
(・∀・) Gah!
( ´ω`) BLARG!
(・∀・) Grandpa, did you forget to take your meds again?
so... CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
why are you talking to yourself?
( ´ω`) >>472 is DQN. Let that be a lesson to you, Junior!
☆☆☆ T-SHIRT POST ☆☆☆
( ´ω`) http://4-ch.net/
(・∀・) That's a severe Internet, Grandpa!
( ´ω`)
http://4-ch.net/
(・∀・)
That's a severe Internet, Grandpa!
( ´ω`)
http://4-ch.net/
(・∀・)
That's a severe Internet, Grandpa!
(・∀・) It's " International Talk Like a Pirate Day", Grandpa! Avast ye scurvy wrinkles etc! YARRR!
( ´ω`) Great, sonny. How about you swing around the yardarm and get me a goddamned beer?
(・∀・) Cap'n Grandpa, even landlubbers know that REAL pirates only drink rum!
( ´ω`) Rum will put you on your bum.
( ´ω`) Um. Rather, "Arrr. Tis mighty stout spirit in this ye olde cask of sweetest Jamacian rum!"
(・∀・) Goo'jobu, cap'n! Arrr, I'll fetch ye a casket of rum on the dally!
( ´ω`) Smartly there, young Mister Junior.
( ´ω`) I believe I've run aground. Time to scrub my poop deck, sonny!
(・∀・) People, y’all ready to cruise on the poopship now, motherfucker?
Are y’all poopin’ on the big doggy poopship, motherfucker?
You know what it’s about to be on the poopship, but
People down here in missouri cruisin’ on the big poop log
Cruisin’ on the poop ship, sector 6, warp 9 (haha)
Cruisin’ on the big poop ship, folks!
Get with it, fucker!
( ´ω`) In my day, we listened to better music than that.
(・∀・) They had music in your day, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) Swiiiiing looow, sweeet chaaariot~
(・∀・) It's that old-timey gospel sound!
(・∀・) Grandpa, when in the Couse of human Events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.
( ´ω`) That was then, kiddo. This is now.
(・∀・) Grandpa, if there is internet, then how come there is no outternet?
( ´ω`) You might as well ask where love goes, or what sound yellow makes.
(・∀・) But the outternet!
( ´ω`) I hear there are rumors on the Internets.
(・∀・) There's even this cool thing called "porn"!
( ´ω`) Only people with horns were born to watch porn.
(・∀・) Don't we all have horns, then? I know you're hiding yours, Grandpa!
( ´ω`) At my age, porn isn't all that exciting. I'd prefer a good bowel movement!
MASTURBATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
( ´ω`) Uh oh. 472 showed up again.
(・∀・) Grandpa! I did 500 GET! Do I win the internet?
( ´ω`) Just one. If you get too many, your mom will scold me for spoiling you.
(・∀・) Grandpa! What really happened in killer7? I can't figure it out!
( ´ω`) Never got it either, was too busy re-watching the rather excellent movie 'Body Double'.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm strong to the finish because I eats me spinach.
(・∀・) I'm Popeye the Sailor Man! Toot toot!
( ´ω`) TLPD was yesterday, Junior.
(・∀・) 01010000011011110111000001100101011110010110010100100000011010010111001101101110001001110111010000100000011000010010000001110000011010010111001001100001011101000110010100100001
( ´ω`) And as far as I know, there's no such thing as a 'Talk in Binary Day'.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I wrecked the board's width by posting! What do I do now?
( ´ω`) Atone for your sins by committing seppuku. That's how we did it in the old days.
(・∀・) Grandpa! Does IRC make you stupid?
( ´ω`) IIRC yup
(・∀・) Grandpa! Does DQN make you stupid?
( ´ω`) No, it just reveals your inner idiot. Accepting and embracing it is what the DQN spirit is all about!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I've let loose the dogs of war! I didn't mean to! I just wanted to pet them and I didn't mean to leave the gate open -honest!
( ´ω`) Oh dear... I told your mother to get you some goldfish of pestilence, but she was always a dog person.
(・∀・) That bitch lol
J(`Д´)し What did you say!? You are in a deep trouble young man!
( ´ω`) The prudent man watches his words, Junior. Take note!
(;・Д・) Oh Shit...
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is it "Skip to the loo, my darling?" Wouldn't some Imodium do the trick so he didn't have to skip around everywhere?
( ´ω`) Well, back then you needed to skip a bit to get it a-movin'. If it moved too much you wouldn't be having the time to sing that.
(・∀・) tl;dr
( ´ω`) qwerty
(・∀・) Grandpa! I read the funniest article on somethingawful today!
( ´ω`) And what did those refined gentlemen have to say?
(・∀・) Um, actually I didn't read it. I just go there to look at the photoshops.
( ´ω`) o O ( ...and this is what we're leaving the future to. Heaven help us. )
(・∀・) o O ( ...I wonder if Grandpa tastes like tobacco... )
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is it England gets their tea time, but all we get is a lousy fifteen minutes to raid the lobby's vending machine?
( ´ω`) See, that's one of the reasons we split off from those idiots and formed our own nation. After all this time, they're still idiots. I mean, come on. Take a look at us and them, and tell me who's better off, eh?
...
...eh?
(・∀・) ...eh?
( ´ω`) 999GET wins all
(・∀・) What about 533GET?
( ´ω`) Junior, >>533 is such a mediocre goal. Expand your horizons! Challenge yourself and others! 999GET is the ultimate goal and the Internet its prize!
( ´ω`) Though 1000GET isn't without its charms either.
(・∀・) 1000GET is meaningless. Threads won't close in Kareha (yet) with 1000th post.
１０００キタ--------(ﾟ∀ﾟ)--------！！ＧＥＴ
( ´ω`) Who is >>536 , Junior? One of your friends?
(・∀・) Grandpa, Didja ever notice they sell hot dogs weiners in a twelve pack, but hot dog buns in packs of eight? What's up with that!?
(・∀・) And don't get me started on airline food! I rather eat those complimentary peanuts than their horrible dinners! And what's the deal on those peanuts anyway? Who's idea was it to hand those out as a pre-flight snack? Probably the same guys who thought up those half-cans of soda.
(・∀・) And how about the differences between men and women in this zany, rush-rush modern world of ours, huh? Can we be any different, ladies and gentlemen? Is it any wonder we have a hard time understaning each other and sharing the remote control!
(・∀・) Thanks, DQN; Y'all been a great audience! Enjoy Dave Attell later tonight! And don't forget to tip your waitress!
( ´ω`) Shut up Junior, I'm trying to watch Wheel of Fortune.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is apology juice?
( ´ω`) The national beverage of Korea.
( ´ω`) It has something to do with the birds, the bees, that time of the month and Korea. You'll understand once you're older.
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you notice we tallk over ourselves and each other lately? It's like two or more people trying to speak at once, but it's just us two?
(・A・) Oh, man... Are we developing Multiple Personality Disorder?
( ´ω`) MPD has been proven to be a faux fad fraud illness, created by the psychiatric movement in order to gain more cash and political momentum as well as public media attention.
( ´ω`) You don't know the history of psychiatry, Junior. I do.
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever been though a hurricane?
( ´ω`) I think so, but then again all of my life has been some kind of hunkering down so far.
(A) Grandpa, have you ever drunk Jesus Juice?
(A) Grandpa, why does everyone think actors who are forgein sound better than Americans? Especially when the person in question rarely speaks the other Language?
( ´ω`) oh noes wakabamark killed >>547
( ´ω`) Should we have wakabamark turned off? it fuxes with our AA!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I had an icky girl give me a love letter in school today. GROSS! Um, anyway, who was your first girlfriend?
(*A*) Ohnoes( ´ω`) Oh junior, you won't think all girls are icky one day. Only the fat ones obsessed with anime and furries are.
fat girls are icky, run away!...〆(・∀・ ) Memo memo! Grandpa! Is there anything that you don't know?
( ´ω`) I don't know what I don't know, that's one thing.
(・∀・) Grandpa, did they have anime when you were young?
( ´ω`) Did they ever! Of course, we had to get it directly from Japan in those times and it required a six month journey by clipper ship to get a shipment.
( ´ω`) Many brave men were lost in those voyages. Many, many men....
(・∀・) Wow, they must have been really dedicated!
( ´ω`) Otakus were made of sterner stuff in those days, Junior. We didn't have "subtitles" or speciality mail order businesses. In fact, before women became anime fans, we had to multiply asexually and ensure a viable genetic population by kidnapping people from Star Trek conventions.
(・∀・) but I heard that woman where the first western anime fans... is this all just a clever atempt at brain washing?
( ´ω`) Otakus are above genders, m'boy. We sprang from the very stuff that anime is created from. We first appeared as small, furry balls with brown and white patches. We were called "mogwai" at one point, hiding in our homes, watching only anime and avoiding all natural light and could reproduce with only a few drops of water. This is why Otakus, even today, avoid taking baths and showers to avoid over-population,
( ´ω`) Then there was the night one of us ate something after midnight. I... I can't talk about it....
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was Halloween like when you were younger?
( ´ω`) We had cosprayoween where we made costumes out of sheep skin... There was no fabric available you see.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I need to poo-poo but someone is using the washroom already. What should I do??
( ´ω`) Hold it. Pain builds character!
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you think we should let the WTFux dudes in?
( ´ω`) They should keep the Fux out.
( ´ω`) And the WT, too.
(・∀・) What's so bad about the WT Grandpa? I heard W.T. Snacks is an admirable fellow!
( ´ω`) Junior, whoever told you that is full of aids.
( ´ω`) 566, congratulations on getting the joke.
(・∀・) Grandpa! What´s wrong with the world?
( ´ω`) Well, Junior, you existing isn't helping matters.
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like Yukorin?
( ´ω`) Truly a delicate orchid blossom of the East and easy to admire by any man. I have her perfume.
( ´ω`) Nabisco Vanilla Extract.
(・∀・) じちゃん。僕、日本語で喋ってもいい？
( ´ω`) われはそんなこと読めないですから。。。
(・∀・) ぬるぽ
( ´ω`) が
(・∀・) waps..
(・∀・) Grandpa! You need subtitles!
( ´ω`) I have fansubs, go look for them kid.
(・∀・) you're otaku
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever met the King of all Cosmos?
(・∀・) Otoko no ko wa onna no ko no koto itsumo oikaketeru ～♬
( ´ω`) Ichi-nichi-juu onna no ko no koto bakari kangaeteru ～♫
(・∀・) Dakedo otoko no ko wa yappari sukoshi baka de ～♬
( ´ω`) Zen zen onna no ko no kimochi nante hora wakaranai mitai ～♫
(・∀・) Uu hontou ni dame yo ne obaka-san ～♪
(・∀・) Oshiete hoshii no obakasan-san ～♪
(・∀・) Sou kono yo de ichi-ban ～♪
(・∀・) Taisetsuna koto wa ～♪
(・∀・) Yappari taimingu dato omou kedo...nanchite na ～♪
( ´ω`) Onna no ko mo otoko no ko no koto naze ka suki ni naru no ～♪
( ´ω`) Hi-to-ban-juu nemurenai nante kurai muchuu ni naru ～♪
(・∀・) Dakedo otoko no ko wa yappari itsumo baka de ～♪
( ´ω`) Zen zen onna no ko no kokoro nante mada wakaranai mitai ～♪
(・∀・) RaRa RaRaRaRa RaRaRaRaRaRaRaRaRaRaRa, Ra RaRaRaRa Ra
( ´ω`)RaRa RaRaRaRa RaRaRaRaRaRaRaRaRaRaRa, Ra RaRaRaRa Ra
(・∀・) これは、山手線ですか？
( ´ω`) This is Red Light District my son.
( ´ω`) What's that ching-chong crap, kid? In this thread, we're sticking to the Queen's English!
(・∀・) Granpa, it seems there is a time paradox here!
( ´ω`) hello kids!
( ( ((( ´ω`))) ) )
(・∀・) Oh no, a space-time distortion! Granpa, what will we do?
(・∀・) Oh no, a space-time distortion! Granpa, what will we do?
( ´ω`) hello kids!
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
( ´ω`) We had books I think. Something non-something.
(・∀・) Grandpa,I shot the sheriff! (Or is it I will shoot...)
( ´ω`) At least you didn't shoot the deputy sonny.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I want to learn to play like Petey Wheatstraw. Where's the nearest crossroads?
(・∀・) Grandpa?... Are you holding back answering because you want 600GET?
( ´ω`) At my age, 600 is nothing special.
( ´ω`) lol interweb
(・∀・) Grandpa, you fail got.
( ´ω`)ノ Pull my finger, Junior!
(・∀・) Grandpa, you like scat! ew.
( ´ω`) Take care, Junior. Given enough exposure to the internet, you'll come to like anything!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I want to be just like Densha Otoko!
( ´ω`) A true DQN strives to be Itoko Otoko.
( ´ω`) That's an admirable goal Junior! Back in my day, we created haiku poems about our idols:
Posting on 2ch,
even a nerd can find love,
Densha Otoko!
(・∀・) Is 2ch really 2 syllables? In any case, I wrote a haiku for you Grandpa-
Surprisingly wise,
packed with D.Q.N. spirit:
stinky old Grandpa!
(`Д´) Geez Grandpa, I was trying to be nice!
(・∀・)
⊂彡☆))ω´)
( ´ω`) you just need to keep your mouth shut sometimes, sonny.
(・∀・)
( ´ω`)
(・⌢・)
( ´ω`) Cheer up, emo Junior!
(・∀・) Gradpa! You say daddy me snow me gonna bleeeam. Ali key bu-n bu-n nea.
( ´ω`) OMG WTFBBQ LOLZ fgsfds or whatever you kids reply to garbage like that these days
(・∀・) Gradpa! what do you know about postmodern alienation?
( ´ω`) I know it's not as imporant as blowing your nose every once in a while when you cannot even pronounce "Grandpa" correctly.
( ´ω`) Sonny, I'm sorry if I didn't tell you this before, but... Gradpa is dead. He couldn't stand more than a year of being a PhD.
(/｡＼)ｲﾔﾝ!
( ´ω`) lol what
(・∀・) Grandpa! Have you heard about Bridget?
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▲C<丶｀∀´> ＜ comon comon！
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(・∀・) Gradpa! I copy paste to say: Gradpa! What do you do?
( ´ω`) You. Come over here...
( ´ω`)ハアハア
( ´ω`) "vocabulary is teh rohd 2 win intarweb." So build it, sonny.
(・∀・) Gradpa! You tried to reply to your own post but failed!
( ´ω`) Somebody busted my interweb. You damn kids been screwing with it?
(・∀・) N, no way Grandpa! There... there was this one-armed man, you see....
(・∀・) Grandpa! There's a young woman who's posing and prancing around seductively over her webcam, and something weird is going on in my pants! What should I do?
( ´ω`) Don't change the subject!
⊂彡☆))Д´) >>633
( ´ω`) But go prvt with her anyway. Always go pvt!
( ´ω`) Pvt. Johnson and Lt. Conrad in 3rd division! Follow me! We've got soviets at 3 o'clock!
(・A・) You've having flashbacks again, Grandpa! Snap out of it!
(・∀・) Grandpa, if you could have one super power what would it be?
( ´ω`) To bring back Grandma at age 25. sigh
(・∀・) Grandpa! I beat tetris!
( ´ω`) The only way to win is not to play.
(・∀・) Grandpa! I beat Super Mario Bros.!
( ´ω`) Congratulations, Junior. Of course, back in the day we would have saved the princess in real life instead of wasting our time behind a flickering screen for hours.
(・∀・) Grandpa! You need more overlords.
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( ´ω`) This Garden needs less WakabaMark :(
(・∀・) Grandpa! What should we do with the people who can't type your name right? Gradpa isn't cool
(・∀・) Gradpa! Disregard my last post. Because You Are Coolest!
( ´ω`) Why thank you child. Let me guess, disregard that anonymous sucks cocks?
(・∀・) Actually, it's "disregard that, I suck cocks". Note the added comma.
( ´ω`)Just because you are a dateless insecure geek, don't rag on inexperienced internet users
(・A・) …
(・∀・) NO U LOL
( ´ω`) Did you even understand what I said son?
(・A・) …
(・∀・) NO U LOL
( ´ω`) Son, you are losing coherence. I'm worried about you who will carry my name to future generations. Maybe you should attend the custody of a counsellor from tim 2 tim. OR I HAXOR TEH NET AND STEAL IDENTITY COZ I'M TEH NET HAXOR L33T &C0o1
(・A・) You've having flashbacks again, Grandpa! Snap out of it!
( ´ω`)You instead of bushing other people who are actually doing it,you better go out and start doing something with your life
(・∀・) Grammar, Grandpa, Grammar!
( ´ω`) Sonny, I'd like to ask some questions to you for a change. About what young people do these days.
(・∀・) Go right ahead, Gramps
( ´ω`) Sonny, how do I do posting? I hear you utter that phrase all the time.
_________________
(・∀・) Just sign your above. Do not attempt to literally sign your name, just stare at the blank line and think "Dallas".
( ´ω`) Sonny, how can I understand your sentences? We seem to have such a generation gap between us.
(・∀・) MUP DA DOO DIDDA. PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGGEN BIX NOOD COF NIN DUB HOH MUHFUGGA!
( ´ω`) Sonny, can you teach me some "catch-phrases" so I can relate to you?
(・∀・) Repeat: "lol internet"
(・∀・) Gradpa, I don't know what happened with your post,
I hope that it don't happen again.
( ´ω`) Nevermind all that, Junior! Look, we're on T-shirts now! http://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1127828102
(・∀・) Honors and recognition, yeah! We're famous!
(・∀・) Grandpa, did they have child labour back when you were young?
( ´ω`) It wasn't "child labor." It was good, hard exercise for good money -- all 3 cents of it! And it toughened your immune system, put some muscle on your bones and black soot in your lungs. Didn't matter if you lost a limb or two, you could still... ZzZzZzZ
( ´ω`) Junior, what's with the "u" in labor? Why are you speaking the Queen's English?
(・∀・) Gradpa, will FBI catch me for my porn?
(・∀・) I'm a European no-good commie like all the other Brits, that's what's up with the 'u'! Europe = fascism!
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( ´ω`) Was that a stroke?!
(・A・) R.I.P. Grandpa |／ ( ´ω`) ＼|
>>683
NOOOOOOOO!
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(・∀・) Don't worry about strokes! Neal Stephenson has taught us that you can dodge them by being cyber!
omg that was hilarious and sad too :( I don't know what to feel anymore!
no more grandpa :'(
(・∀・) I know, I'll use some spooky voodoo magic to bring Grandpa back from the dead!
(`∀´) Get yer ass back up, smelly Grandpa! You aren't allowed to die until we 1000GET!
(;´ω`) W-w-w-wait a second, Junior!
( ´ω`) I'm not dead just yet! Snap out of that daydream!
⊂彡☆))Д´) >>686,687
( ´ω`)! I'd say I've got at least a good 300 posts or so!
<丶｀∀´> hey, grandpa...
(・A・) Damn, I wanted to inherit your house.
<丶｀ω´> What is it, Junior?
<丶｀∀´> Margaret Cho is the greatest comedian ever, Grandpa!
(・Д・) Grandpa! What are these strange creatures in our thread?!
( ´ω`) Oh, those are just 'Koreans'. If you just leave out a bowl of apology juice, they'll be gone in the morning.
(・∀・) Grandpa! Want to try some of my 700GET?
( ´ω`) No thanks, Junior, every hundred GETs reminds me of my old age.
(・Д・) 'Koreans' kids have Grandpas too? (・Д・;)
(・∀・) holy shit, grandpa! 700 GET
( ´ω`) Sonny, it's about time you put some sense in your questions.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I get girls to like me?
(・∀・) Grandpa, why does work computer fails at japanese?
>>706
( ´ω`) Are you on Windows, Junior? Try http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Japanese:Computing_in_Japanese
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like tea or coffee?
( ´ω`) I like tea. Coffee makes me way too hyper.
（つ旦0
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(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like lipton?
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◯( ´ω` ) ◯ ＜ For me, it's BENOI～～ST!
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(・∀・) Grandpa, it's about time you put some sense in your answers.
( ´ω`) NO U
( ´ω`) >>710 really should try Twinings.
(´_⊃｀）Grandpa, Want to tell me about Viet Nam?
>>715
( ´ω`) I collected quite a few purple hearts...
( ´ω`) ...from dead bodies
(・∀・) Grandpa... life is very stressful these days. Tell me something about the ol' days when life was easier.
( ´ω`) The sun does arise,
And make happy the skies.
The merry bells ring
To welcome the spring.
The skylark and thrush,
The birds of the bush,
Sing louder around,
To the bells' cheerful sound,
While our sports shall be seen
On the echoing green.
Old John with white hair
Does laugh away care,
Sitting under the oak,
Among the old folk.
They laugh at our play,
And soon they all say:
'Such, such were the joys
When we all, girls and boys,
In our youth-time were seen
On the echoing green.'
Till the little ones weary
No more can be merry;
The sun does descend,
And our sports have an end.
Round the laps of their mother
Many sisters and brothers,
Like birds in their nest,
Are ready for rest;
And sport no more seen
On the darkening green.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I tl,dr ed. Is that ok?
( ´ω`) It's okay but inner peace you shall find nevermore.
(・A・) …
(・∀・) NO U LOL
(・∀・)<Grandpa! My friends are here (・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・)
( ´ω`) uh oh
( ´ω`) Kids... Would you like something to eat?
(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) Just a bag of Snacks's AIDS is fine, thanks!
( ´ω`) Dont TRY to be funny, just be yourself.
(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) LOL LOL LOLOL LOL
(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) Please share more of your wisdom, master!
(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) OL LOL LOL LOLOL LOLL
( ´ω`) Dont try to be too wise.
（｀ハ´） Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot
(・∀・) Grandpa! What happened to us?
（｀ハ´）go to work, you lazy bum
(・∀・) Grandpa! What happened to you during >>731 ???
（｀ハ´）mind your own business! got it?
(・∀・) Grandpa! What big teeth you have...
( ((（｀ハ´）)) ))
( ｀ハ´）You CANNOT TAKE CONTROL OF ME Grandpa! You chose the light side.
(・∀・) !... DARKpa! Where is Gradpa?
(｀ハ´) Grandpa is dead! Don't question me!
⊂彡☆))∀;) >>739
( ´ω`) NOT SO FAST!
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(・∀・) Sugoi sugoi!
(・∀・) You rock grandpa!
(・∀・) Good Grandpa, you look kind of cool!
( ´ω`) You didn't know your Gramps could do that, huh?
(・∀・) I love you, grandpa!
(・∀・) Grandpa, did you cry at the end of Old Yeller?
( ´ω`) Wait, don't you want to know how I rose from the dead?
(・∀・) Oh, all right.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I just did 747GET and it wasn't even airplane related! Anyway, what kind of airplanes did you have back in your day?
>>750
( ´ω`) There was some bright light at the end of a dark tunnel ahead of me.... and it said...
（ ´∀｀）＜ ぬるぽ
( ´ω`) GA!
(・Α・) Grandpa, who is this intruder in >>753 ? Should we hammer him anyways?
( ´ω`) Go right ahead, Junior.
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(・∀・) Fission mailed!
(・∀・) So, grandpa, continue your story on how you came back from the dead!
( ´ω`) Well, you know how at the end of Mother 3 you're just standing in a beam of light and someone says "Well Grandpa, you got your head handed to you"? It was something like that.
( ´ω`) Except that it said: "SPECIAL OFFER ONLY TODAY CANNED BEANS FOR $1"
(・∀・) Wow! So where did you gather the strength to defeat DARKpa?
( ´ω`) Spinach
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you enjoy Yukorin?
( ´ω`) Her Royal Highness of Korin?
( ))ハ ´)
............................I'll be back!
(・∀・) Shuddup, 766. No, I'm talking about Vanilla Yukorin. But I realised you talked about that earlier. I think I'm getting senile, Grandpa!
( ´ω`) You have to grow pubes before you can get senile.
( ´ω`) And you should not be so rude... they do not forgive...
(・∀・) Grandpa, I shaved all my pubic hair
( ´ω`) Is this some sort of hipster zen thing where you find out you can shave what isn't even there yet? Make me a sammich!
(・∀・) I am hipster supreme!!! LOLOLOL
( ´ω`) You are also too young to be tripcodefag, sonny.
(・A・) …
(・∀・) Grandpa, what does it mean to lose your virginity???
( ´ω`) You don't need to know, since you will never have to worry about that.
(・∀・) Grandpa! Grandpa! Wait for it... waaaaaaaait for it...!
☆+.｡. .｡.：+･゜ﾟ(・∀・) 777GET!!! +.｡. .｡.：*･゜ﾟ☆
( ´ω`) Now now, cool down son. I still didn't tell you about my hemmoroids.
(・∀・) Say gramps, why are tripcode fags... fags?
( ´ω`) Because they tend to be much more individualistic. They don't want to sit there and anonymously post comments and never get recognized for them being theirs.
(・∀・) postmodern identity crisis.. wow
(・A・) But... sometimes, when I say something really clever, I want other people to know it's me...
( ´ω`) Show it to your other family members, I am sure they care lots about how witty you are on the internet.
(・∀・) But grandpa I was planning on;
( ´ω`) Step 2 is why the new economy failed.
(・A・) the internet gives me inner strength
( ´ω`) Sonny, I think you should build more self-confidence doing other things.
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(・∀・) Grandpa! What is the best age for girls?
(・∀・) But grandpa you can still post your witty remarks!
( ´ω`) One at a time kids...
>>791
( ´ω`) I´m no rorikon, but...
(・∀・) Grandpa! This conversation is turning into one of those kids shows where they put in a little of grown up humor to keep the parents watching too... But 90% kid stuff still...
( ´ω`) Hello, kids!
（ ´_⊃｀）BIX NOOD!
(・∀・) It's a party!
(・∀・) R.I.P. !bhb.NJHtRg |／ （ ´_⊃｀） ＼|
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(´^ิω^ิ｀) <suck my dick, lick my ass In the mix we ..
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(・ヘ・) Grandpa, make !bhb.NJHtRg stop fagging up our thread.
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( ´ω`) It's ok sonny, there is always life after 1000.
( ´ω`) Also, it's common sense to pay no attention to thread ruiners.
(・∀・) Grandpa! How come you don't have any hair?
( ´ω`) I do, it's hidden.
(・∀・) Grandpa, do I have hidden hair?
(・∀・) Grandpa! So we speak in low voice now?
( ´ω`) I have to go to the loo. You keep guard.
(・∀・ ) ( ・∀・)
( ・∀・)Grandpa, what do you think about anonymous, meaningless sex?
(・∀・ ) ( ・∀・)
( ´ω`) HHNNNNNNNMMMHMNNNN....
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( ´ω`) http://www.lemonparty.org/
( ´ω`) I'm in the bathroom sonny, can't think about such things now.
Ehhehheh, excellent magazine... d[(・Y・)]b´ω` )
(・∀・) Me too! Me too!
(・∀・) Grandpa... what's rorikon?
( ´ω`) I think it means "rolling computer"...
(・∀・) That's dumb. Computers don't have wheels!
( ´ω`) It sounds logical to me.
(・∀・) Hey grandpa, I heard you are personal friends with a bear named Kuma... is this true?
( ´ω`) Oh yeah, I know all the old vets. We used to hang out together on The WELL.
(・∀・) Hey grandpa... at school a classmate said you have a rorita komprexeru... is this true?
ニダ ━━━━━━<｀∀´>━━━━━━ !!
( ´ω`) Absolutely not. I have only a shota comprexeru.
(・∀・) . . .
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( ´ω`) Does something strike your mind, son?
(・∀・) You're heeeeere, there's nothing I feeeeear,
And I knowwwww that my heart will go on
We'll stay forrrrever this wayyyyy
You are safeeee in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
( ´ω`) I love you Jack.
(・∀・) Hit the road, Jack.
( ´ω`) I'd hit it from orbit, sonny!
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(・∀・) Pffff...
( ´ω`) sup, Junior?
(・∀・) gramps, would you have liked a granddaughter
( ´ω`) Wait, nobody told you about your sister?
( ´ω`) Your sister became the queen of DQN before the great genocide of the female race! That's why now there are no girls on the Internet.
(・∀・) Grandpa, my thoughts will not betray her to you or the dark side! That mind trick won't work on a Jedi like me -a Jedi like my father before me.
( ´ω`) You are mistaken, your mother was the Jedi, remember?
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( ´ω`) Who let all these vippers in here?
(・∀・) how to avoid pain and/or damage during anal
(・∀・) Grandpa, wtf is >>849?
( ´ω`) Lurk more. Also http://gaty.hp.infoseek.co.jp/kusomiso.html
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the meaning of "やらないか？"
( ´ω`) 「Wouldn't you fancy having a go at it?」
(；・∀・) Grandpa, whatever do you mean?
( ´ω`) You'll understand when you're older and gayer.
（ ´_⊃｀） I don't get this animu stuff.
(・∀・) Grandpa, who wa---
(・_⊃・) fuun...
(・∀・) Cocaine is one hell of a drug!
<丶｀∀´> Fuck yo couch nida!
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(・∀・) Hello, geezers!
(・∀・) Grandpa, cock goes where?? ＞（゜○゜）
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(・∀・) Grandpa, is >>866 an elitist tripcode wap?
( ´ω`) >>866 is the perfect example of DQN. Only follow in his example if you wish to obtain NEET status
(・∀・) Grandpa, Anonymous stole my tripcode! What should I do?
( ´ω`) I dunno, lol. Stop being such a fag.
( ´ω`) Suicide
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(・A・) Grandpa, someone stalks me everyday...
( ´ω`) ......( ・A・)
( ´ω( ・A・) !
(・∀・) Grandpa, are you sure this is the way of the DQN? It just seems retarded to me, especially the tripcoder.
( ´ω`) Well, as it goes in that old Rolling Stone song: "Nevermind the tripcodes, baby"
( ´ω`) so, sup? Anything new? How's school anyway? Shouldn't you be finished anytime soon?
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before ASCII porn?
( ´ω`) It was better, of course! We only had pornographic stories to read... we had to use our imagination, and it was a lot better than the ridiculous ASCII porn you see nowadays!
(・∀・) Grandpa, is there a God?
(・∀・) Kami-sama nani?!
( ´ω`) no
( ´ω`) My favorite god is Yurie-sama.
(・∀・) For me, it's Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!
( ´ω`) By the way Junior, yaranaika?
(・∀・) We already had that in >>852-587
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you love Katamari?
( ´ω`)ﾉ○ I sure do. Nanaaaaananananananaaanananananananaaaa～♪
(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I shot web?
( ´ω`) You kinda have to pull your knees in tight, and squint at the first star you see at night.
(・∀・) Grandpa, the internet is making me dizzy. I think I have to throw up a little.
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(;;゜∀゜) GRANDPA! Grandpa, are you okay!? GRANDPAAAAAAAAAAA
( ´ω`) Haha, nevermind. Just a comedy stunt.
( ´ω`) I'm sure I told you about how I used to be a comedian when I was younger...
( ´ω`) "Knock knock!"
(・∀・) Oh, who is there?
( ´ω`) 900GET, that's who
(・∀・) oh lol i c wut u did thar
( ´ω`) Heh heh heh... people used to love that routine...
(・∀・) Granpa! Will our thread end if we 1000GET, or will it go on forever?
( ´ω`) Good DQN never die, they just get permasaged.
( ´ω`)It will go on forever if we sage all other threads so we stay near the top.
(・∀・) Grandpa, you will die soon LOL LOL LOL
( ´ω`) Oh don't worry son, you'll die someday too. Let us meet again in the next life!!
( ´ω`)ﾟ･:.｡.:･ﾟ
(・∀・) I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Ah, those were the good old days.
( ´ω`) Junior, isn't it amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock?
( ´ω`) Kiddo, get me some scissors!61!
(・∀・) Fission Mailed!
Granpa...
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( ´ω`) "Fission Mailed"? what
>>905
(・∀・) What about new threads?
( ´ω`) Sonny, I'll never answer your questions again.
(・Α・) Grandpa, why won't you answer my questions again?
( ´ω`) What a beautiful day.
(・Α・) Come on Grandpa, I need you to share more of your wisdom!
( （●)ﾄｪｪｪｲ(●）) I am DQN. I order you, Grandpa, to continue answering questions.
( ´ω`) 12000 years ago, I loved you! Under the tree of life.
(・Α・) I don't like where this thread is going..
( ´ω`) Nurupo
(・Α・) Grandpa, what happen?
( ´ω`) Maybe I should nap a little.
( ・Д・) Grandpa, my anus is bleeding...
（ ・∀・）YAAAAAAAY!
( ´ω`) Always chew your food, Junior.