( ´ω`) Grandpa (1019)

1 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4299 18:22 [no]

( ´ω`) hello kids!

2 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4299 18:23 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

3 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4299 20:00 [no]

( ´ω`) We used to read books! You know what a book is, right? It's a nonvolatile storage medium!

4 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4299 20:19 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, where do babies come from?

5 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4299 23:38 [no]

( ´ω`) Ask your mother.

6 Name: /(●)(●) 1993-09-4300 03:49 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is tanasinn?

7 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 06:48 [no]

( ´ω`) Don't think, feel. That's tanasinn.

8 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 07:09 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is "time"?

9 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 09:53 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what happened to Grandma?

10 This post sucks.

11 Name: damn you, wakamark!8NBuQ4l6uQ 1993-09-4300 18:30 [no]

( ´ω`) Time is what happened to Grandma. sigh

12 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 18:43 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, just what is harbl anyways?

13 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 1993-09-4300 19:45 [no]

DNQ board with moderators = CRAP,SILLY,PATHETIC IDEA.
sage

14 Name: 11 1993-09-4300 21:04 [no]

There's no moderation going on in this thread, I just failed at posting. Sorry.

15 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 21:05 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how did you become DQN?

16 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 21:07 [no]

( ´ω`) It's that dogdorn Wakabamark!

17 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 21:41 [no]

(・∀・) KISS MY ASS HOLE LOL

18 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 22:30 [no]

( ´ω`) You first.

19 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 23:20 [no]

(・∀・) no u

20 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 23:29 [no]

(  ^ω^) BU-N

21 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4301 01:31 [no]

(・∀・) what was that noise?

22 Name: /(●)(●) 1993-09-4301 04:04 [no]

>>20

It's his true identity.

23 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4301 08:36 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, can you fly?

24 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4301 14:32 [no]

( ´ω`) Only when the rainbowdragon sleeps.

25 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4301 15:06 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I shot web?

26 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4301 17:27 [no]

( ´ω`) With your penis. You will know how in a few years.

27 Name: /(●)(●) 1993-09-4302 07:00 [no]

(・∀・) Hay, Grandpa...

キタ━━━━━━(・∀・)━━━━━━!!!!!

28 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4302 07:51 [no]

( ´ω`) Ain't that cute. Kids today grow up so fast...

29 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4302 08:47 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, tell me a story!

30 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4302 11:14 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, is lolicon a disease?

31 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4302 11:21 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, would you hit Saaya Irie?

32 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4302 17:33 [no]

( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzzzzZZzzz

33 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4302 19:22 [no]

( (●)トェェェイ(●)) duuuUUUUuuuuRRRrrrrrrRRrrr

34 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4302 19:43 [no]

Σ(´ω` )

( ´ω`) What was that?

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzzzzZZzzz

35 Name: /(●)(●) 1993-09-4302 21:46 [no]

キタ━━━━━━( (●)トェェェイ(●) )━━━━━━!!!!!

36 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4302 22:28 [no]

( ´ω`) rrrrRRRRrrrrrRRRrrrrrrRRrrr

37 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4303 09:14 [no]

( ´ω`) FART
Σ(´ω` )
( ´ω`) What was that?
( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzzzzZZzzz
( ´ω`) fffffffFAAAAARRRRRT!

38 Name: ( (●)トェェェイ(●) ) 1993-09-4303 21:06 [no]

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.  | i          |/ .フ.          / .フ
  し ヽ  ∧_∧ /  | ヽ  ∧_∧  /  |
   \  \ ( ´ω`)/.  ノ   \ (・∀・ ) /.  ノ
    \  ヽ    i   | \  ヽ    i   |
  _| ̄ヽ   \∩ノ  ノ | ̄ヽ   \.∩ノ  ノ
  \ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄(::)(::) ̄ \ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄(::)(::) ̄ .\
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   ||  || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
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39 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4303 21:57 [no]

(*´ω`) ハァハァ

40 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4304 18:50 [no]

>>31
( ´ω`) Perhaps when she is old enough to be hit

41 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4304 20:06 [no]

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42 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4304 20:10 [no]

more liek

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43 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 1993-09-4304 22:00 [no]

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Oppai! Oppai!
 ⊂彡

44 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4304 23:00 [no]

( ´ω`) You will enjoy Oppai more when you are older

45 Name: ( (●)トェェェイ(●) ) 1993-09-4305 06:51 [no]

(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, I've been feeling weird lately..

         /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二( ・∀・)二⊃
        |    /       Lately, my body has been morphing
         ( ヽノ      into this weird body, and I've got
         ノ>ノ       an incredible urge to say BU-N more..
     三  レレ

         /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二( ・Д^)二⊃
        |    /       Oh... oh SHI-
         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ 
     三  レレ

         /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
        |    /       BU-------------N
         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ 
     三  レレ

46 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4308 05:41 [no]

( ´ω`) Becoming BU-N just means you're growing up, and adapting to the garden of DQN, boy.

47 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4308 12:22 [no]

         /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二( ´ω` )二⊃
        |    /       Let's BU-N together
         ( ヽノ      
         ノ>ノ       
     三  レレ

48 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4308 13:41 [no]

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       ( ´ω` )//  < Sensei, I suddenly feel old
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49 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4313 15:18 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, I am just a pillow head.. Will I ever grow a body?

50 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4314 09:50 [no]

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51 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4314 15:48 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, what did you use for masturbation?

52 Name: !Tubx6TB5O. 1993-09-4316 06:13 [no]

( ´ω`)凸 What do you think? Fuckmitten.

53 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4317 21:41 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, what does it mean to be DQN?

54 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4317 22:42 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, which direction is north?

55 Name: blanket!m3QOFIfoN2 1993-09-4318 01:39 [no]

( ´ω`) One at a time, kids!

56 Name: !tg6Q...... 1993-09-4318 09:13 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, wadatah Imma tippy tah on ya capitown

57 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4318 21:13 [no]

( ´ω`) What you say?

58 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4319 14:09 [no]

(・∀・) Main screen turn on!

59 This post sucks.

60 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4319 15:48 [no]

( ´ω`) Yhbtyhlhandmumblemumble

61 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4319 17:09 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm thirstyyyyy!

62 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4319 19:32 [no]

( ´ω`) And I have to take a wizz! Now that's serendipity!

63 Name: Anonymous 1993-09-4320 21:27 [no]

And here I am, breaking the chain ^_^

64 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4320 23:47 [no]

( ´ω`) Listen up, kiddies! >>63 here is what we called a "DQN" back in my day.

65 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4320 23:48 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I want to grow up to be a NEET!

66 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4321 15:08 [no]

( ´ω`) NEET is a noble goal! You shall post in legendary threads just as I did when I was young!

67 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4321 15:54 [no]

(・∀・) Smoooooke on the waaaater

68 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4321 21:35 [no]

( ´ω`) Fire in the skahay

69 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 06:02 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, how come my balls are sweaty?

70 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 07:34 [no]

( ´ω`) Because you touch yourself at night!

71 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 13:21 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, how come there is a G-spot up my ass?

72 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 15:02 [no]

   ∧_∧   ┌────────────
 ◯( ´∀` )◯ < Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!!

73 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 15:38 [no]

( ´ω`) Back in my day, we called her "Kamiyama Mangetsu-chan"!

74 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 20:52 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, were you there when 4chan died for the first time?

75 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4323 05:04 [no]

( ´ω`) I slept through the whole thing.

76 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4323 12:49 [no]

(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, can your mouth make any shape other than ω?

77 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4323 12:50 [no]

( ´ω`) no

78 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4323 16:23 [no]

( ´ω`) ωωωωωarota

79 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4324 04:06 [no]

(´∀`) Hey Grandpa, I'm imitating you!!

80 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4324 05:21 [no]

( ´ω`) You fool! This is the face you should make! (・ω・)

81 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4324 05:35 [no]

(・∀・) Where da white women at?

82 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4324 06:47 [no]

( ´ω`) In the chlorine bleach. Stick your penis in and they'll suck you off.

83 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4324 07:24 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does the abyss gaze into me when I gaze into it for a really long time?

84 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4324 08:58 [no]

(´ω`) Because it wants to fuck you.

85 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4324 09:00 [no]

(´・ω・`) >>80 -jii, I tried and tried, but it didn't work.

86 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4324 15:23 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is 「moe」?

87 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4325 04:00 [no]

(´ω`) It's not [moe], that's for sure.

88 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4326 05:04 [no]

(・∀・) ?

89 Name: - 1993-09-4326 05:27 [no]

(・3・)
moe

Mo \Mo\, a., adv., & n. [Written also moe.] [AS. m[=a]. See More.] More; -- usually, more in number. [Obs.]

An hundred thousand mo. --Chaucer.

Likely to find mo to commend than to imitate it. --Fuller.

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

moe

\Moe\, n. A wry face or mouth; a mow. [Obs.]

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

moe

\Moe\, a., adv., & n. [AS. m[=a] See More.] More. See Mo. [Obs.] ``Sing no more ditties, sing no moe.'' --Shak.

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

moe

\Moe\, v. i. To make faces; to mow. [Obs.]

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

moe

Mow \Mow\, n. [Written also moe and mowe.] [F. moue pouting, a wry face; cf. OD. mouwe the protruded lip.] A wry face. ``Make mows at him.'' --Shak.

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

90 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4328 04:19 [no]

(・∀・) !!

91 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4328 08:41 [no]

(´ω`) ハァハァ

92 Name: - 1993-09-4328 13:54 [no]

(・m・) ...。

93 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4328 20:38 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, give me some advice on women. How do I meet them? Why do I say to a woman if I really like her and I want to spend time with her? How did you meet grandma?

94 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4328 21:29 [no]

(´ω`) I was always fond of "Hey there good-lookin'. Have you met my friend, Mr. Chloroform?"

95 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4329 15:24 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, how old are you?

96 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4329 16:11 [no]

( ´ω`) Next question!

97 Name: Cyber Okama!jvqKLPB9Fc 1993-09-4329 18:21 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, does your generation know how to please the radies?

98 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4329 18:22 [no]

( ´ω`) what

99 Name: Cyber Okama!jvqKLPB9Fc 1993-09-4329 20:19 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like Protoss Females?

100 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4329 21:35 [no]

( ´ω`) YES! My life for Aiur!

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