( ´ω`) hello kids!
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
( ´ω`) We used to read books! You know what a book is, right? It's a nonvolatile storage medium!
(・∀・) Grandpa, where do babies come from?
( ´ω`) Ask your mother.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is tanasinn?
( ´ω`) Don't think, feel. That's tanasinn.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is "time"?
(・∀・) Grandpa, what happened to Grandma?
( ´ω`) Time is what happened to Grandma. sigh
(・∀・) Grandpa, just what is harbl anyways?
DNQ board with moderators = CRAP,SILLY,PATHETIC IDEA.
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There's no moderation going on in this thread, I just failed at posting. Sorry.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how did you become DQN?
( ´ω`) It's that dogdorn Wakabamark!
(・∀・) KISS MY ASS HOLE LOL
( ´ω`) You first.
(・∀・) no u
( ＾ω＾) BU-N
(・∀・) what was that noise?
(・∀・) Grandpa, can you fly?
( ´ω`) Only when the rainbowdragon sleeps.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I shot web?
( ´ω`) With your penis. You will know how in a few years.
(・∀・) Hay, Grandpa...
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(・∀・)━━━━━━!!!!!
( ´ω`) Ain't that cute. Kids today grow up so fast...
(・∀・) Grandpa, tell me a story!
(・∀・) Grandpa, is lolicon a disease?
(・∀・) Grandpa, would you hit Saaya Irie?
( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzzzzZZzzz
( （●)ﾄｪｪｪｲ(●）) duuuUUUUuuuuRRRrrrrrrRRrrr
Σ(´ω` )
( ´ω`) What was that?
( ´ω`)
( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzzzzZZzzz
ｷﾀ━━━━━━( （●)ﾄｪｪｪｲ(●） )━━━━━━!!!!!
( ´ω`) rrrrRRRRrrrrrRRRrrrrrrRRrrr
( ´ω`) FART
Σ(´ω` )
( ´ω`) What was that?
( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzzzzZZzzz
( ´ω`) fffffffFAAAAARRRRRT!
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＿|￣ヽ ＼∩ノ ﾉ |￣ヽ ＼.∩ノ ﾉ
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(*´ω`) ﾊｧﾊｧ
>>31
( ´ω`) Perhaps when she is old enough to be hit
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more liek
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( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Oppai! Oppai!
⊂彡
( ´ω`) You will enjoy Oppai more when you are older
(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, I've been feeling weird lately..
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ・∀・）二⊃
| / Lately, my body has been morphing
（ ヽノ into this weird body, and I've got
ノ>ノ an incredible urge to say BU-N more..
三 レレ
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ・Д＾）二⊃
| / Oh... oh SHI-
（ ヽノ
ノ>ノ
三 レレ
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃
| / BU-------------N
（ ヽノ
ノ>ノ
三 レレ
( ´ω`) Becoming BU-N just means you're growing up, and adapting to the garden of DQN, boy.
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ´ω` ）二⊃
| / Let's BU-N together
（ ヽノ
ノ>ノ
三 レレ
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（ ´ω` ）／/ ＜ Sensei, I suddenly feel old
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(・∀・) Hey grandpa, I am just a pillow head.. Will I ever grow a body?
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(・∀・) Hey grandpa, what did you use for masturbation?
( ´ω`)凸 What do you think? Fuckmitten.
(・∀・) Hey grandpa, what does it mean to be DQN?
(・∀・) Grandpa, which direction is north?
( ´ω`) One at a time, kids!
(・∀・) Hey grandpa, wadatah Imma tippy tah on ya capitown
( ´ω`) What you say?
(・∀・) Main screen turn on!
( ´ω`) Yhbtyhlhandmumblemumble
(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm thirstyyyyy!
( ´ω`) And I have to take a wizz! Now that's serendipity!
And here I am, breaking the chain ^_^
( ´ω`) Listen up, kiddies! >>63 here is what we called a "DQN" back in my day.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I want to grow up to be a NEET!
( ´ω`) NEET is a noble goal! You shall post in legendary threads just as I did when I was young!
(・∀・) Smoooooke on the waaaater
( ´ω`) Fire in the skahay
(・∀・) Hey grandpa, how come my balls are sweaty?
( ´ω`) Because you touch yourself at night!
(・∀・) Hey grandpa, how come there is a G-spot up my ass?
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◯（ ´∀｀ ）◯ ＜ Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!!
( ´ω`) Back in my day, we called her "Kamiyama Mangetsu-chan"!
(・∀・) Hey grandpa, were you there when 4chan died for the first time?
( ´ω`) I slept through the whole thing.
(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, can your mouth make any shape other than ω?
( ´ω`) no
( ´ω`) ωωωωωarota
(´∀`) Hey Grandpa, I'm imitating you!!
( ´ω`) You fool! This is the face you should make! (・ω・)
(・∀・) Where da white women at?
( ´ω`) In the chlorine bleach. Stick your penis in and they'll suck you off.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why does the abyss gaze into me when I gaze into it for a really long time?
(´ω`) Because it wants to fuck you.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is 「ｍｏｅ」?