( ´ω`) hello kids!
(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, can we go to Saitama for my birthday?
( ´ω` ) Where?
（・∀・）＜ SAITAMA! SAITAMA! SAITAMA!
(・∀・) Grandpa, what do you want to do to Koishi Herikawa?
( ´ω` ) Where did you learn such naughty things? I'll be telling your mother.
( ´ω` ) Little boy, did you make this thread?! http://human5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/honobono/1124732125/
(・∀・) I cannot tell a lie, Grandpa. It was I. I'm surprised I knew any Japanese!
( ´ω` ) Well now, thanks to you, the Japanese are going to go on about how much we suck. You got to learn to keep quiet, sonny! I'm grounding you for 3 days. In my room, yes.
(・∀・) ki ki ki ki ki ki
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( ´ω` ) Nurupo
(・∀・) GA!
>>260
(・∀・) I´m sorry, grandpa. How stupid I am.
( ´ω` ) Gotta have soy sauce on sunny-side up!
(・∀・) Grandpa, from the declining quality of your speech I fear you are going senile.
( ´ω` ) Nonsense.
(・∀・) I'm running away from home if you're going to start going on about random things.
( ´ω` ) Well, nevermind all that, Junior. Can you set this aside for a while and hear me out? It's not much related to this thread, but anyway. I visited a local Yoshinoya the other day. Yes, Yoshinoya. It was incredibly crowded, so crowded I couldn't find a seat.
(・∀・) Sounds like a great situation for groping. Yes, groping.
( ´ω` ) As opposed to roping?
(・∀・) Grandpa, did you read comic books when you were my age? Did you read any Japanese comic books?
( ´ω` ) I read Hadashi no Gen and followed the Sailor Moon series for a bit. Other than that, not much. Manga is for otaku loser nerds anyway!
( ´ω` ) I also found Card Captor Sakura rather enjoyable.
(・∀・) Today we read Gunslinger Girl and Tsukuyomi, grandpa!
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◯（ ´∀｀ ）◯ Don't forget Full Moon wo Sagashite!!
( ´ω` ) Even us old men love Kouyama Mitsuki-chan! 12 year old that turns into a 16 year old? yes please.... make Grandpa happy
(・∀・) Do you need me to leave the room, grandpa?
( ´ω` ) Only if Mitsuki-chan is coming in!
(・∀・) What is the spirit of DQN, grandpa?
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二( ´ω` )二⊃
| / BU-N
( ´ω` ) Foolish child. No one can be told what the spirit of DQN is.
Testing
TEsting
(・∀・;) Who are these people in our thread, Grandpa?
（-＿-） i have no idea
( ´ω` ) In my time we hanged people like them. Then we raped them.
( ´ω` ) Those were truly glorious days.
(・∀・) Grandpa, who is your favorite anime character?
( ´ω` ) Don't toy with me, kid! Everyone knows it's Chihiro-chan.
( ´ω` ) Oh, those lucious lips...
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever been to 4chan?
( ´ω` ) No.
(・∀・) I think waka-tan is pretty, Grandpa!
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( ´ω` ) Cheer up, hikikkomori kid!
(・∀・) Grandpa, what kind of girl should I look for when I'm ready to marry?
( ´ω` ) One with nice curvy hips!
('∀・) Grandpa! What is ´sage´?
(・∀・) You mean a fatty?
('∀.) what
(・∀・) >>295,296,298
(・∀・) PS: 300GET!
( ´ω` ) You are confusing me, stupid child. You are no grandson of mine. Now, change my diaper and then leave!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm sorry! Your fresh diaper is ready. I stole it from Baby.
( ´ω` ) hmmm it doesn't seem to fit
>>303
(・∀・) 303get! Aciiieed 4 lyfe, niggaz!
( ´ω` ) Everybody loves a 303.
(・∀・) Grandpa, did you know?
( ´ω` ) Yes.
(・∀・) ｑあｗせｄｒｆｔｇｙふじこｌｐ
( ´ω` ) Kids these days and their weird moon language. I honestly don´t understand a word you´re saying.
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you remember the Kennedy assassination?
( ´ω` ) Like Zapruder on cocaine!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I accidentally overwrote your save in --
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＞grandpa . ＞Attack .┃┃（ ・∀・） ９９８８(━━━━━)┃
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>>313
( ´ω` ) I'm going to have to kill you now, you know that?
(・∀・) I really wish people stop getting obnoxious personal ring tones for their cellphones. Don't you, Grandpa?
( ´ω` ) The best ringtones are the tunes from the good old veteran anime shows.
Why don't you upload some to http://humblefool.net/music/wakaba.html for me, junior?
(・∀・) You mean that piece of shit like Tobe! Gundam ? ... t.m. revolution pls kthx
( ´ω` ) Kids today.
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( ・∀・ ) Onigiri Whashoooi~！
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( ´ω` ) Whashoooooooooi~！ cough
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( ・∀・ ) Grandpa, you should have a medical check-up before you try Onigiri Whashoooi~！
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( ´ω` ) I´m too old for this shit.
( ・∀・ ) Gramps, don't you look like this sometimes: http://pya.cc/pyaimg/pimg.php?imgid=16812
ω(−ω−1) A few times in my life. I was going through some.... troubled times...
( ・∀・ ) Grandpa, do the "kita" for me!
( ´ω` ) Maybe. You got to mow Grandpa's lawn first and then run to the store and pick up my pills. And, if you're a good boy, I'll do "kita" for you.
(;; ・∀・ ) It's a trap!
( ・∀・ ) I am the universal quantifier, gramps!!.... and you are omega!
キタ━━━━( ´ω` )━━━━っ！ cough
( ・∀・ ) Grandpa, what was wetting yourself in Nekomimi ep 11 like?
( ´ω` ;;)
( ´ω` ) Mention that again and I´ll wet YOU.
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( ・∀・ ) It only happened because you were being such a player!
(* ´ω` *) Don't hate the player, hate the game!
( ・∀・ ) Why hate the game? Aren't you any good at the game?
( ´ω` ) Everything is allright now, I finally passed the 20 million mark in Warning Forever and am now smoking "leaves of grass".
(・∀・) Grandpa, I heard you and Rika Nishimura were a hot pick around '95.
( ´ω` ) There's been so many gals I've been a hot pick with, I don't really remember. I keep a collection of pictures of them in my stash, though, for whenever I need to "relive" those moments of past glory.
(・∀・) Grandpa, aren't you a little too old to be "re=living" like that?
( ´ω` ) Never.
(・∀・) Do you keep a picture of me in your stash?
( ´ω` ) yes, and so do a bunch of my friends, though theirs might be a little... dirty now, after a lot of... use.
(・∀・) ?
( ´ω`) !
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( ´ω`) Cut it out already. ＞８
(・∀・) i love you grandpa
( ´ω`) You're not getting my bud, junior JR.
(・∀・) What was the internet like when you were young?