( ´ω`) hello kids!
( ´ω` ) Don't toy with me, kid! Everyone knows it's Chihiro-chan.
( ´ω` ) Oh, those lucious lips...
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever been to 4chan?
( ´ω` ) No.
(・∀・) I think waka-tan is pretty, Grandpa!
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( ´ω` ) Cheer up, hikikkomori kid!
(・∀・) Grandpa, what kind of girl should I look for when I'm ready to marry?
( ´ω` ) One with nice curvy hips!
('∀・) Grandpa! What is ´sage´?
(・∀・) You mean a fatty?
('∀.) what
(・∀・) >>295,296,298
(・∀・) PS: 300GET!
( ´ω` ) You are confusing me, stupid child. You are no grandson of mine. Now, change my diaper and then leave!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm sorry! Your fresh diaper is ready. I stole it from Baby.
( ´ω` ) hmmm it doesn't seem to fit
>>303
(・∀・) 303get! Aciiieed 4 lyfe, niggaz!
( ´ω` ) Everybody loves a 303.
(・∀・) Grandpa, did you know?
( ´ω` ) Yes.
(・∀・) ｑあｗせｄｒｆｔｇｙふじこｌｐ
( ´ω` ) Kids these days and their weird moon language. I honestly don´t understand a word you´re saying.
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you remember the Kennedy assassination?
( ´ω` ) Like Zapruder on cocaine!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I accidentally overwrote your save in --
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＞grandpa . ＞Attack .┃┃（ ・∀・） ９９８８(━━━━━)┃
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>>313
( ´ω` ) I'm going to have to kill you now, you know that?
(・∀・) I really wish people stop getting obnoxious personal ring tones for their cellphones. Don't you, Grandpa?
( ´ω` ) The best ringtones are the tunes from the good old veteran anime shows.
Why don't you upload some to http://humblefool.net/music/wakaba.html for me, junior?
(・∀・) You mean that piece of shit like Tobe! Gundam ? ... t.m. revolution pls kthx
( ´ω` ) Kids today.
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( ・∀・ ) Onigiri Whashoooi~！
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( ´ω` ) Whashoooooooooi~！ cough
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( ・∀・ ) Grandpa, you should have a medical check-up before you try Onigiri Whashoooi~！
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( ´ω` ) I´m too old for this shit.
( ・∀・ ) Gramps, don't you look like this sometimes: http://pya.cc/pyaimg/pimg.php?imgid=16812
ω(−ω−1) A few times in my life. I was going through some.... troubled times...
( ・∀・ ) Grandpa, do the "kita" for me!
( ´ω` ) Maybe. You got to mow Grandpa's lawn first and then run to the store and pick up my pills. And, if you're a good boy, I'll do "kita" for you.
(;; ・∀・ ) It's a trap!
( ・∀・ ) I am the universal quantifier, gramps!!.... and you are omega!
キタ━━━━( ´ω` )━━━━っ！ cough
( ・∀・ ) Grandpa, what was wetting yourself in Nekomimi ep 11 like?
( ´ω` ;;)
( ´ω` ) Mention that again and I´ll wet YOU.
｡･ﾟ･( ´ω` )･ﾟ･｡
( ・∀・ ) It only happened because you were being such a player!
(* ´ω` *) Don't hate the player, hate the game!
( ・∀・ ) Why hate the game? Aren't you any good at the game?
( ´ω` ) Everything is allright now, I finally passed the 20 million mark in Warning Forever and am now smoking "leaves of grass".
(・∀・) Grandpa, I heard you and Rika Nishimura were a hot pick around '95.
( ´ω` ) There's been so many gals I've been a hot pick with, I don't really remember. I keep a collection of pictures of them in my stash, though, for whenever I need to "relive" those moments of past glory.
(・∀・) Grandpa, aren't you a little too old to be "re=living" like that?
( ´ω` ) Never.
(・∀・) Do you keep a picture of me in your stash?
( ´ω` ) yes, and so do a bunch of my friends, though theirs might be a little... dirty now, after a lot of... use.
(・∀・) ?
( ´ω`) !
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( ´ω`) Cut it out already. ＞８
(・∀・) i love you grandpa
( ´ω`) You're not getting my bud, junior JR.
(・∀・) What was the internet like when you were young?
( ´ω`) It was made out of lead and was powered by steam! Back then, 56k looked like a godsend!
( ´ω`) Also, stop asking the same questions over and over again. You come off as even more senile than me!
(・∀・) Dokyun have short attention spans.
( ´ω`) That's the DQN Spiri... something shiny, ooOOoooh!
(・∀・) Grandpa, that Hikky person is kinda making me sad, what should I do?
( ´ω`) Leave him alone already!
(-__-) I wanna be a Hikky too, Gramps.
( ´ω`) But weren't you already a Hikky?
(・∀・) Grandpa, I can't tolerate niggers. One even stole my TV! Is it normal to feel this way?
( ´ω`) Depends. Are you George Bush?
(・∀・) Well, no, but I want to piss Jesse Jackson off
(・∀・) Hey, Grandpa, do you like Pokey the Penguin?
( ´ω`) POS!
(・∀・) Grandpa! I´m losing my attention span! I fear I´m going senile. What should I do?
( ´ω`) I'm Grandpa? Wait, where am I again?
(・∀・) Don't worry Grandpa. You are still at DQN.
( ´ω`) Huzzah, sirrah!
(・∀・) Grandpa, how come every black person has the same hair style?
( ´ω`) I suspect it has something to do with the surprising mainstream success of the uproariously funny "Barbershop" starring Ice Cube. Peter Travers of Rolling Stone magazine called it a "laugh-a-minute film." Entertainment Weekly said, "A humorously and touching movie." Now out on DVD!
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you have commercial sponsors now, like PBS?
( ´ω`) PBS, MSNBC, WFMU, BSE, PMS, you name it.
(・∀・) Grandpa, if birds do it, bees do it, and even educated fleas do it; what the heck are they doing? And how does a flea become educated anyway?
( ´ω`) By doing it. Don't think, feel, and you'll be doing it.
(・∀・) GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!
( ´ω`) Oh. really. too bad.
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( ´ω`) I'm just sad I lost all my hentai collection in the flood.
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( ´・ω・`) shoboon
(・∀・) WakabaMark does not become you, grandpa! And what is "hentai"?
( ´ω`) "Hentai" is to the otaku as "water" is to the normal human.
(・∀・) So otaku washes his face with hentai? It looks fun!
( ´ω`) Sigh. Junior, trust me; that isn't water and the young girl in the video is not washing her face. Just ask the dozens of men who have her cornered and kneeling.
(・∀・) Grandpa! I heard bukkake is good for the skin. What is bukkake?
( ´ω`) Cold udon served with various toppings liberally sprinkled on top. It may include:
tororo − puree of yamaimo (a Japanese yam with a slimy texture)
oroshi − grated daikon radish
natto − sticky fermented soybeans
okra − fresh sliced okra
( ´ω`) "Bukkake" is when a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy think mommy needs new face moisturizer.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I heard you're auditioning to be on the 4-ch T-shirt!
( ´ω`) Nonsense!
(・∀・) Avast, ye old salt of the sea! I'm Captain Junior of the Queen Anne's Revenge, and I attack and board merchant vessels off the coast of the North Carolina colony and take me fill of the plunder and share the booty with me crew! Arr!
(・∀・) Does ye know any old sea chanty we can sing while we go a-piratin', Grandpa?
ｴﾝｼﾞｮｲ&ｼﾞｪﾝﾄﾙﾒﾝ!(･`ω´･)ノ