( ´ω`) hello kids!
( ´ω`) Also, stop asking the same questions over and over again. You come off as even more senile than me!
(・∀・) Dokyun have short attention spans.
( ´ω`) That's the DQN Spiri... something shiny, ooOOoooh!
(・∀・) Grandpa, that Hikky person is kinda making me sad, what should I do?
( ´ω`) Leave him alone already!
(-__-) I wanna be a Hikky too, Gramps.
( ´ω`) But weren't you already a Hikky?
(・∀・) Grandpa, I can't tolerate niggers. One even stole my TV! Is it normal to feel this way?
( ´ω`) Depends. Are you George Bush?
(・∀・) Well, no, but I want to piss Jesse Jackson off
(・∀・) Hey, Grandpa, do you like Pokey the Penguin?
( ´ω`) POS!
(・∀・) Grandpa! I´m losing my attention span! I fear I´m going senile. What should I do?
( ´ω`) I'm Grandpa? Wait, where am I again?
(・∀・) Don't worry Grandpa. You are still at DQN.
( ´ω`) Huzzah, sirrah!
(・∀・) Grandpa, how come every black person has the same hair style?
( ´ω`) I suspect it has something to do with the surprising mainstream success of the uproariously funny "Barbershop" starring Ice Cube. Peter Travers of Rolling Stone magazine called it a "laugh-a-minute film." Entertainment Weekly said, "A humorously and touching movie." Now out on DVD!
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you have commercial sponsors now, like PBS?
( ´ω`) PBS, MSNBC, WFMU, BSE, PMS, you name it.
(・∀・) Grandpa, if birds do it, bees do it, and even educated fleas do it; what the heck are they doing? And how does a flea become educated anyway?
( ´ω`) By doing it. Don't think, feel, and you'll be doing it.
(・∀・) GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!
( ´ω`) Oh. really. too bad.
...
( ´ω`) I'm just sad I lost all my hentai collection in the flood.
...
( ´・ω・`) shoboon
(・∀・) WakabaMark does not become you, grandpa! And what is "hentai"?
( ´ω`) "Hentai" is to the otaku as "water" is to the normal human.
(・∀・) So otaku washes his face with hentai? It looks fun!
( ´ω`) Sigh. Junior, trust me; that isn't water and the young girl in the video is not washing her face. Just ask the dozens of men who have her cornered and kneeling.
(・∀・) Grandpa! I heard bukkake is good for the skin. What is bukkake?
( ´ω`) Cold udon served with various toppings liberally sprinkled on top. It may include:
tororo － puree of yamaimo (a Japanese yam with a slimy texture)
oroshi － grated daikon radish
natto － sticky fermented soybeans
okra － fresh sliced okra
( ´ω`) "Bukkake" is when a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy think mommy needs new face moisturizer.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I heard you're auditioning to be on the 4-ch T-shirt!
( ´ω`) Nonsense!
(・∀・) Avast, ye old salt of the sea! I'm Captain Junior of the Queen Anne's Revenge, and I attack and board merchant vessels off the coast of the North Carolina colony and take me fill of the plunder and share the booty with me crew! Arr!
(・∀・) Does ye know any old sea chanty we can sing while we go a-piratin', Grandpa?
ｴﾝｼﾞｮｲ&ｼﾞｪﾝﾄﾙﾒﾝ!(･`ω´･)ノ
(・∀・) what
( ´ω`) I think I had a seizure. Get me to the hospital!
(・∀・)ノ⌒θ I'm too lazy, just take a pill!
( xωx)
( ´ω`) 三三 ●
"⊂ノ
UNKO IN YOUR FACE
三三 ● (・∀・) Grandpa, I wanted to ask....
(●A・) AUGH! It's in my eye! Grandpa! Why!?
( ´ω`) It's the DQN spirit!
(・∀・) Grandpa! What does ´original content´ mean?
Because DQN rarely tends to be self-concious, his affliction with shit-chan
has developed into bizarre co-depential relations. Here we see two DQNs
acting out a ritual that is rather common inside of /dqn/ but might be regarded as
"retarded" for the casual visitor:
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（ ´ω` ） I smell!
(・∀・) Grandpa! Why do some people have a scat fetish?
（ ´ω` ） Shit if I know.
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( ・∀・)彡 Grandpa! Grandpa!
⊂彡
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( ´ω` )彡 Kiddo! Kiddo!
⊂彡
(・∀・) Grandpa, Cyber Okama is harassing me! What should I do?
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃
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(・∀・) Grandpa, I heard that if you say "Bloody Mary, where is your baby?" thirteen times into a mirror at midnight, you will see her appear and she'll try to murder you. Have you ever tried this? It sounds so creepy and scary!
（´ω`） Here, watch this tape.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I heard you used to be a real ladies' man when you were younger. What's your secret?
（´ω`）Beat up little punks like you, treat my women like shit, drink beer and get drunk of course! Chicks dig that stuff.
( ･ิω･ิ)Beat up little punks like you, treat my women like shit, drink beer and get drunk of course! Chicks dig that stuff.
FIXED
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like to fish? Do you have a story about "the one that got away?"
（´ω`）I once took your Uncle Fredo "fishing." He liked it so much, he decided to take a permanent fishing vacation and no one has heard from him since.
（´ω`）"I knew it was you, Fredo!"
(・∀・) You broke my heart grandpa!!!!
（´ω`） Nevermind all that emo stuff, junior! Do something useful & cast your vote for the 4-ch t-shirt design: http://4-ch.net/req/kareha.pl/1125203564/39
(・∀・) Thanks, Grandpa!!!! I feel ever so enlightened.
(・∀・) Grandpa, in the future I plan on leaving The Vault and having an exciting adventure in a post-apocalyptic world ravaged by radiation and barbarism.
(・∀・) The will call me... THE VALUT DWELLER!
（´ω`） Make sure you bring back some souvenirs. One of those biker helmets with spikes would be nice! They remind me of my hooligan days.
( ´ω`) Junior, what's this I hear about you using coarse language at school? I'm quite upset at this news!
(・∀・) Grandpa, get with it! Nothing's wrong with saying "fuck you" to a teacher every once in a while. It's refreshing!
( ´ω`) Do not say "fuck you" unless you intend to carry out your threat.
(・∀・) A jailbait or a man, it doesn't matter to this unequaled demon!
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you believe in U.F.O.'s?
( ´ω`) I just know that a master is out there.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's the easiest way to be cool on the Internet? DQN-kun told me it's caps lock, but I think he's full of shit.
( ´ω`) Bah, who needs to be "cool"? You little whelp.
(・∀・) Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiina Ringo
( ´ω`) Ageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeru?
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you think I am sexy?
( ´ω`) Junior, like I explained to the district attorney; those photos were for an art project.
(・∀・) ぬるぽ
(・∀・) Grandpa, I feel abused!
( ´ω`) Are there two of you now? GA!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I've been having these... weird feelings, lately.
( ´ω`) Like what?
(・∀・) It's kind of explicably. Y'see, I was talking to Mable the other day and ... tanasinn
(・∀・:∵∴∵∴:・:・
( ´ω`) Junior, have you been taking my medication again? You know that isn't healthy for you.
(・∀・) But pills are fun and tasty! Plus, I feel ever so DQN!
( ´ω`) Junior, but those pills were for my erectile disfunction
(・∀・) Grandpa, will you have sex with me, this time in a new position, I think it is called DQN
( ´ω`) That's it, no more internet for you.
(・Д・) Yeah, that joke got pretty tired. I'm sorry.
( ´ω`) Not as tired as me, I'm surr... snore
(・∀・) Grandpa, was that a double entendre?
( ´ω`) It's the young that have tender meat, butthead.
(・∀・) Grandpa, wrinkly, Grandpa, stinky! ～♪
(・∀・) Grandpa, I think I'm having my period.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is love?
( ´ω`) Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more. ～♪
( ´ω`) Love is a custom imported from overseas!
( 'ω') Love is over!
(・∀・) Grandpa, today in history class we learned about Joseph McCarthy and the Red Scare.
(・∀・) Are you, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?