( ´ω`) hello kids!
(・∀・) Avast, ye old salt of the sea! I'm Captain Junior of the Queen Anne's Revenge, and I attack and board merchant vessels off the coast of the North Carolina colony and take me fill of the plunder and share the booty with me crew! Arr!
(・∀・) Does ye know any old sea chanty we can sing while we go a-piratin', Grandpa?
ｴﾝｼﾞｮｲ&ｼﾞｪﾝﾄﾙﾒﾝ!(･`ω´･)ノ
(・∀・) what
( ´ω`) I think I had a seizure. Get me to the hospital!
(・∀・)ノ⌒θ I'm too lazy, just take a pill!
( xωx)
( ´ω`) 三三 ●
"⊂ノ
UNKO IN YOUR FACE
三三 ● (・∀・) Grandpa, I wanted to ask....
(●A・) AUGH! It's in my eye! Grandpa! Why!?
( ´ω`) It's the DQN spirit!
(・∀・) Grandpa! What does ´original content´ mean?
Because DQN rarely tends to be self-concious, his affliction with shit-chan
has developed into bizarre co-depential relations. Here we see two DQNs
acting out a ritual that is rather common inside of /dqn/ but might be regarded as
"retarded" for the casual visitor:
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|￣￣￣＼ ﾉ Take this, （ ::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;ノ
| |￣「～|￣ (・Ａ・) grandpa! ／￣―――――￣￣::::::::＼
| | | | ∨￣∨ （ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::）
レ' レ' ＼＿＿::::::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;ノ
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/￣￣￣ ､____＼ （ ::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;ノ
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| | | | ﾉ(・Ａ・)hurgh! （ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::）
レ' レ と ﾉ∨￣∨ ＼＿＿::::::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;ノ
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（ ´ω` ） I smell!
(・∀・) Grandpa! Why do some people have a scat fetish?
（ ´ω` ） Shit if I know.
_ ∩
( ・∀・)彡 Grandpa! Grandpa!
⊂彡
_ ∩
( ´ω` )彡 Kiddo! Kiddo!
⊂彡
(・∀・) Grandpa, Cyber Okama is harassing me! What should I do?
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃
| / BU-N
（ ヽノ
ノ>ノ
三 レレ
(・∀・) Grandpa, I heard that if you say "Bloody Mary, where is your baby?" thirteen times into a mirror at midnight, you will see her appear and she'll try to murder you. Have you ever tried this? It sounds so creepy and scary!
（´ω`） Here, watch this tape.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I heard you used to be a real ladies' man when you were younger. What's your secret?
（´ω`）Beat up little punks like you, treat my women like shit, drink beer and get drunk of course! Chicks dig that stuff.
( ･ิω･ิ)Beat up little punks like you, treat my women like shit, drink beer and get drunk of course! Chicks dig that stuff.
FIXED
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like to fish? Do you have a story about "the one that got away?"
（´ω`）I once took your Uncle Fredo "fishing." He liked it so much, he decided to take a permanent fishing vacation and no one has heard from him since.
（´ω`）"I knew it was you, Fredo!"
(・∀・) You broke my heart grandpa!!!!
（´ω`） Nevermind all that emo stuff, junior! Do something useful & cast your vote for the 4-ch t-shirt design: http://4-ch.net/req/kareha.pl/1125203564/39
(・∀・) Thanks, Grandpa!!!! I feel ever so enlightened.
(・∀・) Grandpa, in the future I plan on leaving The Vault and having an exciting adventure in a post-apocalyptic world ravaged by radiation and barbarism.
(・∀・) The will call me... THE VALUT DWELLER!
（´ω`） Make sure you bring back some souvenirs. One of those biker helmets with spikes would be nice! They remind me of my hooligan days.
( ´ω`) Junior, what's this I hear about you using coarse language at school? I'm quite upset at this news!
(・∀・) Grandpa, get with it! Nothing's wrong with saying "fuck you" to a teacher every once in a while. It's refreshing!
( ´ω`) Do not say "fuck you" unless you intend to carry out your threat.
(・∀・) A jailbait or a man, it doesn't matter to this unequaled demon!
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you believe in U.F.O.'s?
( ´ω`) I just know that a master is out there.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's the easiest way to be cool on the Internet? DQN-kun told me it's caps lock, but I think he's full of shit.
( ´ω`) Bah, who needs to be "cool"? You little whelp.
(・∀・) Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiina Ringo
( ´ω`) Ageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeru?
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you think I am sexy?
( ´ω`) Junior, like I explained to the district attorney; those photos were for an art project.
(・∀・) ぬるぽ
(・∀・) Grandpa, I feel abused!
( ´ω`) Are there two of you now? GA!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I've been having these... weird feelings, lately.
( ´ω`) Like what?
(・∀・) It's kind of explicably. Y'see, I was talking to Mable the other day and ... tanasinn
(・∀・:∵∴∵∴:・:・
( ´ω`) Junior, have you been taking my medication again? You know that isn't healthy for you.
(・∀・) But pills are fun and tasty! Plus, I feel ever so DQN!
( ´ω`) Junior, but those pills were for my erectile disfunction
(・∀・) Grandpa, will you have sex with me, this time in a new position, I think it is called DQN
( ´ω`) That's it, no more internet for you.
(・Д・) Yeah, that joke got pretty tired. I'm sorry.
( ´ω`) Not as tired as me, I'm surr... snore
(・∀・) Grandpa, was that a double entendre?
( ´ω`) It's the young that have tender meat, butthead.
(・∀・) Grandpa, wrinkly, Grandpa, stinky! ～♪
(・∀・) Grandpa, I think I'm having my period.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is love?
( ´ω`) Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more. ～♪
( ´ω`) Love is a custom imported from overseas!
( 'ω') Love is over!
(・∀・) Grandpa, today in history class we learned about Joseph McCarthy and the Red Scare.
(・∀・) Are you, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?
( ´ω`)
⊂彡☆))Д´) >>453
( ´ω`) McCarthy was a fag. He tried to rape me.
(・A・) Sigh, gramps... You guys were so lucky. I don't have any communist fags to rape me now...
( ´ω`) Soviet Russia rapes you!
(・A・) Look Grandpa, I can stand on my head!
( ´ω`) Your face will stick like that if you do it too long.
(・∀・) Can you stand on your head, Grandpa?
(?ω?) No, but I can stand on yours. C'mere and hold still, you.
(xдx) Damn Grandpa, you weigh too much! You need to eat healthier!
( ´ω`) That's dense muscle, not fat! I was a beachside weight-lifter in my day. Let's see what your metabolism is when you're my age.
(・∀・) Whatever, you chubby old fart! You couldn't even lift the toilet seat up that one time.
( ´ω`) You little brat! I told you not to mention that!
(・∀・) ヌヌネネヌヌネノヌヌネネヌヌネノヌヌネネヌヌネノヌヌネネヌヌネノ
( ´ω`) Junior, the only moon-language I ever learned was "how much for an hour?"
(・∀・) I would die for you, grampa!
( ´ω`) I would nullpo for you!
(・∀・) Gah!
( ´ω`) BLARG!
(・∀・) Grandpa, did you forget to take your meds again?
so... CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
why are you talking to yourself?
( ´ω`) >>472 is DQN. Let that be a lesson to you, Junior!
☆☆☆ T-SHIRT POST ☆☆☆
( ´ω`) http://4-ch.net/
(・∀・) That's a severe Internet, Grandpa!
( ´ω`)
http://4-ch.net/
(・∀・)
That's a severe Internet, Grandpa!
( ´ω`)
http://4-ch.net/
(・∀・)
That's a severe Internet, Grandpa!
(・∀・) It's " International Talk Like a Pirate Day", Grandpa! Avast ye scurvy wrinkles etc! YARRR!
( ´ω`) Great, sonny. How about you swing around the yardarm and get me a goddamned beer?
(・∀・) Cap'n Grandpa, even landlubbers know that REAL pirates only drink rum!
( ´ω`) Rum will put you on your bum.
( ´ω`) Um. Rather, "Arrr. Tis mighty stout spirit in this ye olde cask of sweetest Jamacian rum!"
(・∀・) Goo'jobu, cap'n! Arrr, I'll fetch ye a casket of rum on the dally!
( ´ω`) Smartly there, young Mister Junior.
( ´ω`) I believe I've run aground. Time to scrub my poop deck, sonny!
(・∀・) People, y’all ready to cruise on the poopship now, motherfucker?
Are y’all poopin’ on the big doggy poopship, motherfucker?
You know what it’s about to be on the poopship, but
People down here in missouri cruisin’ on the big poop log
Cruisin’ on the poop ship, sector 6, warp 9 (haha)
Cruisin’ on the big poop ship, folks!
Get with it, fucker!
( ´ω`) In my day, we listened to better music than that.
(・∀・) They had music in your day, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) Swiiiiing looow, sweeet chaaariot~