( ´ω`) Grandpa - The Forbidden Garden of DQN @ 4-ch Archives

( ´ω`) Grandpa (1019)

1 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4299 18:22 [no]

( ´ω`) hello kids!

53 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4317 21:41 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, what does it mean to be DQN?

54 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4317 22:42 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, which direction is north?

55 Name: blanket!m3QOFIfoN2 1993-09-4318 01:39 [no]

( ´ω`) One at a time, kids!

56 Name: !tg6Q...... 1993-09-4318 09:13 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, wadatah Imma tippy tah on ya capitown

57 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4318 21:13 [no]

( ´ω`) What you say?

58 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4319 14:09 [no]

(・∀・) Main screen turn on!

59 This post sucks.

60 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4319 15:48 [no]

( ´ω`) Yhbtyhlhandmumblemumble

61 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4319 17:09 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm thirstyyyyy!

62 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4319 19:32 [no]

( ´ω`) And I have to take a wizz! Now that's serendipity!

63 Name: Anonymous 1993-09-4320 21:27 [no]

And here I am, breaking the chain ^_^

64 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4320 23:47 [no]

( ´ω`) Listen up, kiddies! >>63 here is what we called a "DQN" back in my day.

65 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4320 23:48 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I want to grow up to be a NEET!

66 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4321 15:08 [no]

( ´ω`) NEET is a noble goal! You shall post in legendary threads just as I did when I was young!

67 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4321 15:54 [no]

(・∀・) Smoooooke on the waaaater

68 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4321 21:35 [no]

( ´ω`) Fire in the skahay

69 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 06:02 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, how come my balls are sweaty?

70 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 07:34 [no]

( ´ω`) Because you touch yourself at night!

71 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 13:21 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, how come there is a G-spot up my ass?

72 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 15:02 [no]

　　　∧＿∧　　　┌────────────
　◯（ ´∀｀）◯ ＜ Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!!

73 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 15:38 [no]

( ´ω`) Back in my day, we called her "Kamiyama Mangetsu-chan"!

74 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 20:52 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, were you there when 4chan died for the first time?

75 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4323 05:04 [no]

( ´ω`) I slept through the whole thing.

76 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4323 12:49 [no]

(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, can your mouth make any shape other than ω?

77 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4323 12:50 [no]

( ´ω`) no

78 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4323 16:23 [no]

( ´ω`) ωωωωωarota

79 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4324 04:06 [no]

(´∀`) Hey Grandpa, I'm imitating you!!

80 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4324 05:21 [no]

( ´ω`) You fool! This is the face you should make! (・ω・)

81 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4324 05:35 [no]

(・∀・) Where da white women at?

82 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4324 06:47 [no]

( ´ω`) In the chlorine bleach. Stick your penis in and they'll suck you off.

83 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4324 07:24 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does the abyss gaze into me when I gaze into it for a really long time?

84 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4324 08:58 [no]

(´ω`) Because it wants to fuck you.

85 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4324 09:00 [no]

(´・ω・`) >>80 -jii, I tried and tried, but it didn't work.

86 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4324 15:23 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is 「ｍｏｅ」?

87 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4325 04:00 [no]

(´ω`) It's not [moe], that's for sure.

88 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4326 05:04 [no]

(・∀・) ?

89 Name: - 1993-09-4326 05:27 [no]

(・3・)
moe

Mo \Mo\, a., adv., & n. [Written also moe.] [AS. m[=a]. See More.] More; -- usually, more in number. [Obs.]

An hundred thousand mo. --Chaucer.

Likely to find mo to commend than to imitate it. --Fuller.

moe

\Moe\, n. A wry face or mouth; a mow. [Obs.]

moe

\Moe\, a., adv., & n. [AS. m[=a] See More.] More. See Mo. [Obs.] ``Sing no more ditties, sing no moe.'' --Shak.

moe

\Moe\, v. i. To make faces; to mow. [Obs.]

moe

Mow \Mow\, n. [Written also moe and mowe.] [F. moue pouting, a wry face; cf. OD. mouwe the protruded lip.] A wry face. ``Make mows at him.'' --Shak.

90 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4328 04:19 [no]

(・∀・) !!

91 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4328 08:41 [no]

(´ω`) ハァハァ

92 Name: - 1993-09-4328 13:54 [no]

(・m・) ．．．。

93 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4328 20:38 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, give me some advice on women. How do I meet them? Why do I say to a woman if I really like her and I want to spend time with her? How did you meet grandma?

94 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4328 21:29 [no]

(´ω`) I was always fond of "Hey there good-lookin'. Have you met my friend, Mr. Chloroform?"

95 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4329 15:24 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, how old are you?

96 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4329 16:11 [no]

( ´ω`) Next question!

97 Name: Cyber Okama!jvqKLPB9Fc 1993-09-4329 18:21 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, does your generation know how to please the radies?

98 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4329 18:22 [no]

( ´ω`) what

99 Name: Cyber Okama!jvqKLPB9Fc 1993-09-4329 20:19 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like Protoss Females?

100 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4329 21:35 [no]

( ´ω`) YES! My life for Aiur!

101 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4330 01:54 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, you did 100GET! You win the internet!!

102 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4330 05:28 [no]

( ´ω`) A winnar is me!

103 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4330 10:39 [no]

( ´ω`) Grandchild, have you seen my walking cane?

104 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4330 11:10 [no]

(・∀・)／ﾌ

105 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4330 11:10 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, let's go to the zoo and scare the monkeys!

106 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4330 18:09 [no]

( ´ω`) Whatever for? I can do that at home!

( ´ω`) Boo!

107 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4330 19:57 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what does "faggot" mean?

108 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4330 23:59 [no]

( ´ω`) I believe it has something to do with the magentic poles switching.

109 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4331 01:34 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa... I love you chuu

110 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4331 03:03 [no]

( ´ω`) ......

111 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4331 07:48 [no]

(・A・) Grandpa, you don't love me chucchu?

112 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4331 20:50 [no]

( ´ω`) Chuu? Choo? Chew? I haven't been able to do that since I lost my dentures.

113 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4331 21:27 [no]

They went to the zoo after all!

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114 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4334 05:42 [no]

　　　〃∩ ∧＿∧
　　　⊂⌒（　・ω・）　　Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say, Grandpa.
　　　　｀ヽ_っ⌒/⌒ｃ

115 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4335 03:01 [no]

( ´ω`) Mind your elders! You never know what wisdom we can share with our years of experience.

( ´ω`) ....

( ´ω`) Has anyone found my copy of TV Guide?

116 Name: Dokyun 1993-09-4335 08:43 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do you touch my pee pee place?

117 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4335 08:49 [no]

( ´ω`) LIES!

118 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4335 18:01 [no]

(・A・) Grandpa, you did it to me again last night. It really feels funny.. Why can't I tell Mom and dad?

119 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4335 19:10 [no]

　　｜
　　∞
（=・つ・） Mr. Saturn is just passing through.
（＿）＿）

120 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4335 22:50 [no]

Misuta~ Sata~n!

121 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4335 23:30 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, where does the Moon go during the day?

122 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4336 03:33 [no]

( ´ω`) It travels to Uranus.

123 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4336 03:43 [no]

(・∀・) It travels to my anus!?

124 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4336 09:34 [no]

( ´ω`) Hurrrrrrrrryes

125 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4336 09:35 [no]

(・∀・) NURUPO!

126 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4336 10:48 [no]

( ´ω`) GA!

127 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4336 12:45 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you touch Grandma's pee pee place a lot too?

128 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4337 13:26 [no]

( ´ω`) I'd touch yours if you like.

129 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4337 13:56 [no]

( ´ω`)つ(・∀・ ;)

130 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4338 01:54 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, my powers have doubled since last we met.

( ´ω`) Twice the pride, double the fall!

131 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4338 02:28 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, pregnant 16-year-olds are moe

132 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4338 04:33 [no]

( ´ω`)

133 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4338 07:35 [no]

(・∀・) PWN'D BY WAKABAMARK!

134 Name: 1993-09-4338 09:38 [no]

>>131
what about 15-year-olds? that's how old my girlfriend is...

135 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4338 13:58 [no]

( ´ω`) Also very moe. Ninshin-moe. Mmmmm, moe.

136 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4339 10:37 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what does the "W.T." in W.T. Snacks stand for?

137 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4339 18:17 [no]

( ´ω`) William Taft.

138 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4340 12:30 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you have any other expressions?

139 Name: !wTGaYFxpWk 1993-09-4340 14:26 [no]

( ・ω・)

140 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4340 17:44 [no]

( ´∀`) FUSION!

141 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4340 21:06 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you post on 4-ch when you were younger?

142 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4341 02:55 [no]

( ´ω`) Of course. But back in my days, we posted by telegraph and 4-ch was known as Oriental Mimeographic Communication Express. Our posts would be published in monthly installments on onion paper. I'll never forget the laugh I got when someone posted in issue #44 the first catchphrase: "Crazier than a Chinese Opium Den Whore!" Good times, good times.

143 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4343 17:08 [no]

（　ﾟДﾟ);; You knew wheeker?!

144 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4343 17:35 [no]

( ´ω`) A good an honest man! He is of Japanese ancestry but raised by an African American couple. I know this because I asked him and he explained to his philosophy, and me - where he came from on life. I was born in Nairobi, Kenya and always proud that I was born in Africa. We two could have a dialog with few words - I guess he understood me as I did him.

145 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4344 05:24 [no]

（　・Д・);; ...Grandpa, are you sure you're not lying to me about anything? I'm a little scared of you after you started touching my pee-pee place.

146 Name: Cyber Okama!jvqKLPB9Fc 1993-09-4344 17:09 [no]

( ´ω`) Do not worry, Gregor. It's perfectly normal.

147 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4344 19:06 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the meaning of life and the universe?

148 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4345 03:18 [no]

( ´ω`) I can't tell you, child, but let me tell you it is not 42. Definitely not. Doug Adams is a liar!

149 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4345 04:23 [no]

(・Д・) Blasphemy!

150 Name: - 1993-09-4346 03:15 [no]

(O∀O) In the beginning, G-dpa created this thread!

151 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4346 07:35 [no]

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　　　　　　　　　（｀ハ´　）＜ Hmph. An old fool is still a fool.
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152 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4346 08:03 [no]

　
　
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