( ´ω`) hello kids!

(・A・) …

(・∀・) NO U LOL

( ´ω`) Did you even understand what I said son?

(・A・) …

(・∀・) NO U LOL

( ´ω`) Son, you are losing coherence. I'm worried about you who will carry my name to future generations. Maybe you should attend the custody of a counsellor from tim 2 tim. OR I HAXOR TEH NET AND STEAL IDENTITY COZ I'M TEH NET HAXOR L33T &C0o1

(・A・) You've having flashbacks again, Grandpa! Snap out of it!

( ´ω`)You instead of bushing other people who are actually doing it,you better go out and start doing something with your life

(・∀・) Grammar, Grandpa, Grammar!

( ´ω`) Sonny, I'd like to ask some questions to you for a change. About what young people do these days.

(・∀・) Go right ahead, Gramps

( ´ω`) Sonny, how do I do posting? I hear you utter that phrase all the time.

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(・∀・) Just sign your above. Do not attempt to literally sign your name, just stare at the blank line and think "Dallas".

( ´ω`) Sonny, how can I understand your sentences? We seem to have such a generation gap between us.

(・∀・) MUP DA DOO DIDDA. PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGGEN BIX NOOD COF NIN DUB HOH MUHFUGGA!

( ´ω`) Sonny, can you teach me some "catch-phrases" so I can relate to you?

(・∀・) Repeat: "lol internet"

(・∀・) Gradpa, I don't know what happened with your post,
I hope that it don't happen again.

( ´ω`) Nevermind all that, Junior! Look, we're on T-shirts now! http://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1127828102

(・∀・) Honors and recognition, yeah! We're famous!

(・∀・) Grandpa, did they have child labour back when you were young?

( ´ω`) It wasn't "child labor." It was good, hard exercise for good money -- all 3 cents of it! And it toughened your immune system, put some muscle on your bones and black soot in your lungs. Didn't matter if you lost a limb or two, you could still... ZzZzZzZ

( ´ω`) Junior, what's with the "u" in labor? Why are you speaking the Queen's English?

(・∀・) Gradpa, will FBI catch me for my porn?

(・∀・) I'm a European no-good commie like all the other Brits, that's what's up with the 'u'! Europe = fascism!

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( ´ω`) Was that a stroke?!

(・A・) R.I.P. Grandpa |／ ( ´ω`) ＼|

>>683
NOOOOOOOO!

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(・∀・) Don't worry about strokes! Neal Stephenson has taught us that you can dodge them by being cyber!

omg that was hilarious and sad too :( I don't know what to feel anymore!

no more grandpa :'(

(・∀・) I know, I'll use some spooky voodoo magic to bring Grandpa back from the dead!

(`∀´) Get yer ass back up, smelly Grandpa! You aren't allowed to die until we 1000GET!

(;´ω`) W-w-w-wait a second, Junior!

( ´ω`) I'm not dead just yet! Snap out of that daydream!
　　⊂彡☆))Д´) >>686,687

( ´ω`)! I'd say I've got at least a good 300 posts or so!

<丶｀∀´> hey, grandpa...

(・A・) Damn, I wanted to inherit your house.

<丶｀ω´> What is it, Junior?

<丶｀∀´> Margaret Cho is the greatest comedian ever, Grandpa!

(・Д・) Grandpa! What are these strange creatures in our thread?!

( ´ω`) Oh, those are just 'Koreans'. If you just leave out a bowl of apology juice, they'll be gone in the morning.

(・∀・) Grandpa! Want to try some of my 700GET?

( ´ω`) No thanks, Junior, every hundred GETs reminds me of my old age.

(・Д・) 'Koreans' kids have Grandpas too? (・Д・;)

(・∀・) holy shit, grandpa! 700 GET

( ´ω`) Sonny, it's about time you put some sense in your questions.

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I get girls to like me?

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does work computer fails at japanese?

>>706
( ´ω`) Are you on Windows, Junior? Try http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Japanese:Computing_in_Japanese

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like tea or coffee?

( ´ω`) 　I like tea. Coffee makes me way too hyper.
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(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like lipton?

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(・∀・) Grandpa, it's about time you put some sense in your answers.

( ´ω`) NO U

( ´ω`) >>710 really should try Twinings.

(´_⊃｀）Grandpa, Want to tell me about Viet Nam?

>>715
( ´ω`) I collected quite a few purple hearts...

( ´ω`) ...from dead bodies

(・∀・) Grandpa... life is very stressful these days. Tell me something about the ol' days when life was easier.

( ´ω`) The sun does arise,
And make happy the skies.
The merry bells ring
To welcome the spring.
The skylark and thrush,
The birds of the bush,
Sing louder around,
To the bells' cheerful sound,
While our sports shall be seen
On the echoing green.

Old John with white hair
Does laugh away care,
Sitting under the oak,
Among the old folk.
They laugh at our play,
And soon they all say:
'Such, such were the joys
When we all, girls and boys,
In our youth-time were seen
On the echoing green.'

Till the little ones weary
No more can be merry;
The sun does descend,
And our sports have an end.
Round the laps of their mother
Many sisters and brothers,
Like birds in their nest,
Are ready for rest;
And sport no more seen
On the darkening green.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I tl,dr ed. Is that ok?

( ´ω`) It's okay but inner peace you shall find nevermore.

(・A・) …

(・∀・) NO U LOL

(・∀・)<Grandpa! My friends are here (・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・)

( ´ω`) uh oh

( ´ω`) Kids... Would you like something to eat?

(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) Just a bag of Snacks's AIDS is fine, thanks!

( ´ω`) Dont TRY to be funny, just be yourself.

(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) LOL LOL LOLOL LOL

(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) Please share more of your wisdom, master!

(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) OL LOL LOL LOLOL LOLL

( ´ω`) Dont try to be too wise.

（｀ハ´） Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot

(・∀・) Grandpa! What happened to us?

（｀ハ´）go to work, you lazy bum

(・∀・) Grandpa! What happened to you during >>731 ???

（｀ハ´）mind your own business! got it?

(・∀・) Grandpa! What big teeth you have...

( ((（｀ハ´）)) ))

( ｀ハ´）You CANNOT TAKE CONTROL OF ME Grandpa! You chose the light side.

(・∀・) !... DARKpa! Where is Gradpa?

(｀ハ´) Grandpa is dead! Don't question me!
　　⊂彡☆))∀;) >>739

( ´ω`) NOT SO FAST!

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(・∀・) Sugoi sugoi!

(・∀・) You rock grandpa!

(・∀・) Good Grandpa, you look kind of cool!

( ´ω`) You didn't know your Gramps could do that, huh?

(・∀・) I love you, grandpa!

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you cry at the end of Old Yeller?

( ´ω`) Wait, don't you want to know how I rose from the dead?

(・∀・) Oh, all right.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I just did 747GET and it wasn't even airplane related! Anyway, what kind of airplanes did you have back in your day?