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(・∀・) Don't worry about strokes! Neal Stephenson has taught us that you can dodge them by being cyber!
omg that was hilarious and sad too :( I don't know what to feel anymore!
no more grandpa :'(
(・∀・) I know, I'll use some spooky voodoo magic to bring Grandpa back from the dead!
(`∀´) Get yer ass back up, smelly Grandpa! You aren't allowed to die until we 1000GET!
(;´ω`) W-w-w-wait a second, Junior!
( ´ω`) I'm not dead just yet! Snap out of that daydream!
⊂彡☆))Д´) >>686,687
( ´ω`)! I'd say I've got at least a good 300 posts or so!
<丶｀∀´> hey, grandpa...
(・A・) Damn, I wanted to inherit your house.
<丶｀ω´> What is it, Junior?
<丶｀∀´> Margaret Cho is the greatest comedian ever, Grandpa!
(・Д・) Grandpa! What are these strange creatures in our thread?!
( ´ω`) Oh, those are just 'Koreans'. If you just leave out a bowl of apology juice, they'll be gone in the morning.
(・∀・) Grandpa! Want to try some of my 700GET?
( ´ω`) No thanks, Junior, every hundred GETs reminds me of my old age.
(・Д・) 'Koreans' kids have Grandpas too? (・Д・;)
(・∀・) holy shit, grandpa! 700 GET
( ´ω`) Sonny, it's about time you put some sense in your questions.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I get girls to like me?
(・∀・) Grandpa, why does work computer fails at japanese?
>>706
( ´ω`) Are you on Windows, Junior? Try http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Japanese:Computing_in_Japanese
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like tea or coffee?
( ´ω`) I like tea. Coffee makes me way too hyper.
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(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like lipton?
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(・∀・) Grandpa, it's about time you put some sense in your answers.
( ´ω`) NO U
( ´ω`) >>710 really should try Twinings.
(´_⊃｀）Grandpa, Want to tell me about Viet Nam?
>>715
( ´ω`) I collected quite a few purple hearts...
( ´ω`) ...from dead bodies
(・∀・) Grandpa... life is very stressful these days. Tell me something about the ol' days when life was easier.
( ´ω`) The sun does arise,
And make happy the skies.
The merry bells ring
To welcome the spring.
The skylark and thrush,
The birds of the bush,
Sing louder around,
To the bells' cheerful sound,
While our sports shall be seen
On the echoing green.
Old John with white hair
Does laugh away care,
Sitting under the oak,
Among the old folk.
They laugh at our play,
And soon they all say:
'Such, such were the joys
When we all, girls and boys,
In our youth-time were seen
On the echoing green.'
Till the little ones weary
No more can be merry;
The sun does descend,
And our sports have an end.
Round the laps of their mother
Many sisters and brothers,
Like birds in their nest,
Are ready for rest;
And sport no more seen
On the darkening green.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I tl,dr ed. Is that ok?
( ´ω`) It's okay but inner peace you shall find nevermore.
(・A・) …
(・∀・) NO U LOL
(・∀・)<Grandpa! My friends are here (・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・)
( ´ω`) uh oh
( ´ω`) Kids... Would you like something to eat?
(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) Just a bag of Snacks's AIDS is fine, thanks!
( ´ω`) Dont TRY to be funny, just be yourself.
(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) LOL LOL LOLOL LOL
(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) Please share more of your wisdom, master!
(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) OL LOL LOL LOLOL LOLL
( ´ω`) Dont try to be too wise.
（｀ハ´） Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot
(・∀・) Grandpa! What happened to us?
（｀ハ´）go to work, you lazy bum
(・∀・) Grandpa! What happened to you during >>731 ???
（｀ハ´）mind your own business! got it?
(・∀・) Grandpa! What big teeth you have...
( ((（｀ハ´）)) ))
( ｀ハ´）You CANNOT TAKE CONTROL OF ME Grandpa! You chose the light side.
(・∀・) !... DARKpa! Where is Gradpa?
(｀ハ´) Grandpa is dead! Don't question me!
⊂彡☆))∀;) >>739
( ´ω`) NOT SO FAST!
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(・∀・) Sugoi sugoi!
(・∀・) You rock grandpa!
(・∀・) Good Grandpa, you look kind of cool!
( ´ω`) You didn't know your Gramps could do that, huh?
(・∀・) I love you, grandpa!
(・∀・) Grandpa, did you cry at the end of Old Yeller?
( ´ω`) Wait, don't you want to know how I rose from the dead?
(・∀・) Oh, all right.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I just did 747GET and it wasn't even airplane related! Anyway, what kind of airplanes did you have back in your day?
>>750
( ´ω`) There was some bright light at the end of a dark tunnel ahead of me.... and it said...
（ ´∀｀）＜ ぬるぽ
( ´ω`) GA!
(・Α・) Grandpa, who is this intruder in >>753 ? Should we hammer him anyways?
( ´ω`) Go right ahead, Junior.
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(・∀・) Fission mailed!
(・∀・) So, grandpa, continue your story on how you came back from the dead!
( ´ω`) Well, you know how at the end of Mother 3 you're just standing in a beam of light and someone says "Well Grandpa, you got your head handed to you"? It was something like that.
( ´ω`) Except that it said: "SPECIAL OFFER ONLY TODAY CANNED BEANS FOR $1"
(・∀・) Wow! So where did you gather the strength to defeat DARKpa?
( ´ω`) Spinach
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you enjoy Yukorin?
( ´ω`) Her Royal Highness of Korin?
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............................I'll be back!
(・∀・) Shuddup, 766. No, I'm talking about Vanilla Yukorin. But I realised you talked about that earlier. I think I'm getting senile, Grandpa!
( ´ω`) You have to grow pubes before you can get senile.
( ´ω`) And you should not be so rude... they do not forgive...
(・∀・) Grandpa, I shaved all my pubic hair
( ´ω`) Is this some sort of hipster zen thing where you find out you can shave what isn't even there yet? Make me a sammich!
(・∀・) I am hipster supreme!!! LOLOLOL
( ´ω`) You are also too young to be tripcodefag, sonny.
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(・∀・) Grandpa, what does it mean to lose your virginity???
( ´ω`) You don't need to know, since you will never have to worry about that.
(・∀・) Grandpa! Grandpa! Wait for it... waaaaaaaait for it...!
☆+.｡. .｡.：+･゜ﾟ(・∀・) 777GET!!! +.｡. .｡.：*･゜ﾟ☆
( ´ω`) Now now, cool down son. I still didn't tell you about my hemmoroids.
(・∀・) Say gramps, why are tripcode fags... fags?
( ´ω`) Because they tend to be much more individualistic. They don't want to sit there and anonymously post comments and never get recognized for them being theirs.
(・∀・) postmodern identity crisis.. wow
(・A・) But... sometimes, when I say something really clever, I want other people to know it's me...
( ´ω`) Show it to your other family members, I am sure they care lots about how witty you are on the internet.
(・∀・) But grandpa I was planning on;
( ´ω`) Step 2 is why the new economy failed.
(・A・) the internet gives me inner strength