( ´ω`) hello kids!
( ´ω`) Well, you know how at the end of Mother 3 you're just standing in a beam of light and someone says "Well Grandpa, you got your head handed to you"? It was something like that.
( ´ω`) Except that it said: "SPECIAL OFFER ONLY TODAY CANNED BEANS FOR $1"
(・∀・) Wow! So where did you gather the strength to defeat DARKpa?
( ´ω`) Spinach
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you enjoy Yukorin?
( ´ω`) Her Royal Highness of Korin?
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............................I'll be back!
(・∀・) Shuddup, 766. No, I'm talking about Vanilla Yukorin. But I realised you talked about that earlier. I think I'm getting senile, Grandpa!
( ´ω`) You have to grow pubes before you can get senile.
( ´ω`) And you should not be so rude... they do not forgive...
(・∀・) Grandpa, I shaved all my pubic hair
( ´ω`) Is this some sort of hipster zen thing where you find out you can shave what isn't even there yet? Make me a sammich!
(・∀・) I am hipster supreme!!! LOLOLOL
( ´ω`) You are also too young to be tripcodefag, sonny.
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(・∀・) Grandpa, what does it mean to lose your virginity???
( ´ω`) You don't need to know, since you will never have to worry about that.
(・∀・) Grandpa! Grandpa! Wait for it... waaaaaaaait for it...!
☆+.｡. .｡.：+･゜ﾟ(・∀・) 777GET!!! +.｡. .｡.：*･゜ﾟ☆
( ´ω`) Now now, cool down son. I still didn't tell you about my hemmoroids.
(・∀・) Say gramps, why are tripcode fags... fags?
( ´ω`) Because they tend to be much more individualistic. They don't want to sit there and anonymously post comments and never get recognized for them being theirs.
(・∀・) postmodern identity crisis.. wow
(・A・) But... sometimes, when I say something really clever, I want other people to know it's me...
( ´ω`) Show it to your other family members, I am sure they care lots about how witty you are on the internet.
(・∀・) But grandpa I was planning on;
( ´ω`) Step 2 is why the new economy failed.
(・A・) the internet gives me inner strength
( ´ω`) Sonny, I think you should build more self-confidence doing other things.
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(・∀・) Grandpa! What is the best age for girls?
(・∀・) But grandpa you can still post your witty remarks!
( ´ω`) One at a time kids...
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( ´ω`) I´m no rorikon, but...
(・∀・) Grandpa! This conversation is turning into one of those kids shows where they put in a little of grown up humor to keep the parents watching too... But 90% kid stuff still...
( ´ω`) Hello, kids!
（ ´_⊃｀）BIX NOOD!
(・∀・) It's a party!
(・∀・) R.I.P. !bhb.NJHtRg |／ （ ´_⊃｀） ＼|
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(・ヘ・) Grandpa, make !bhb.NJHtRg stop fagging up our thread.
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( ´ω`) It's ok sonny, there is always life after 1000.
( ´ω`) Also, it's common sense to pay no attention to thread ruiners.
(・∀・) Grandpa! How come you don't have any hair?
( ´ω`) I do, it's hidden.
(・∀・) Grandpa, do I have hidden hair?
(・∀・) Grandpa! So we speak in low voice now?
( ´ω`) I have to go to the loo. You keep guard.
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( ・∀・)Grandpa, what do you think about anonymous, meaningless sex?
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( ´ω`) HHNNNNNNNMMMHMNNNN....
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( ´ω`) http://www.lemonparty.org/
( ´ω`) I'm in the bathroom sonny, can't think about such things now.
Ehhehheh, excellent magazine... d[(・Y・)]b´ω` )
(・∀・) Me too! Me too!
(・∀・) Grandpa... what's rorikon?
( ´ω`) I think it means "rolling computer"...
(・∀・) That's dumb. Computers don't have wheels!
( ´ω`) It sounds logical to me.
(・∀・) Hey grandpa, I heard you are personal friends with a bear named Kuma... is this true?
( ´ω`) Oh yeah, I know all the old vets. We used to hang out together on The WELL.
(・∀・) Hey grandpa... at school a classmate said you have a rorita komprexeru... is this true?
ニダ ━━━━━━<｀∀´>━━━━━━ !!
( ´ω`) Absolutely not. I have only a shota comprexeru.
(・∀・) . . .
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( ´ω`) Does something strike your mind, son?
(・∀・) You're heeeeere, there's nothing I feeeeear,
And I knowwwww that my heart will go on
We'll stay forrrrever this wayyyyy
You are safeeee in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
( ´ω`) I love you Jack.
(・∀・) Hit the road, Jack.
( ´ω`) I'd hit it from orbit, sonny!
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(・∀・) Pffff...
( ´ω`) sup, Junior?
(・∀・) gramps, would you have liked a granddaughter
( ´ω`) Wait, nobody told you about your sister?
( ´ω`) Your sister became the queen of DQN before the great genocide of the female race! That's why now there are no girls on the Internet.
(・∀・) Grandpa, my thoughts will not betray her to you or the dark side! That mind trick won't work on a Jedi like me -a Jedi like my father before me.
( ´ω`) You are mistaken, your mother was the Jedi, remember?
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(・∀・) Grandpa, who dat?
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( ´ω`) Who let all these vippers in here?
(・∀・) how to avoid pain and/or damage during anal
(・∀・) Grandpa, wtf is >>849?
( ´ω`) Lurk more. Also http://gaty.hp.infoseek.co.jp/kusomiso.html
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the meaning of "やらないか？"
( ´ω`) 「Wouldn't you fancy having a go at it?」
(；・∀・) Grandpa, whatever do you mean?
( ´ω`) You'll understand when you're older and gayer.
（ ´_⊃｀） I don't get this animu stuff.
(・∀・) Grandpa, who wa---
(・_⊃・) fuun...