( LΦ`) hello kids!
( LΦ`) I dunno, lol. Stop being such a fag.
( LΦ`) Suicide
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(EAE) Grandpa, someone stalks me everyday...
( LΦ`) ......( EAE)
( LΦ( EAE) !
(EΝE) Grandpa, are you sure this is the way of the DQN? It just seems retarded to me, especially the tripcoder.
( LΦ`) Well, as it goes in that old Rolling Stone song: "Nevermind the tripcodes, baby"
( LΦ`) so, sup? Anything new? How's school anyway? Shouldn't you be finished anytime soon?
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before ASCII porn?
( LΦ`) It was better, of course! We only had pornographic stories to read... we had to use our imagination, and it was a lot better than the ridiculous ASCII porn you see nowadays!
(EΝE) Grandpa, is there a God?
(EΝE) Kami-sama nani?!
( LΦ`) no
( LΦ`) My favorite god is Yurie-sama.
(EΝE) For me, it's Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!
( LΦ`) By the way Junior, yaranaika?
(EΝE) We already had that in >>852-587
(EΝE) Grandpa, do you love Katamari?
( LΦ`)Ι I sure do. Nanaaaaananananananaaanananananananaaaa`τ
(EΝE) Grandpa, how do I shot web?
( LΦ`) You kinda have to pull your knees in tight, and squint at the first star you see at night.
(EΝE) Grandpa, the internet is making me dizzy. I think I have to throw up a little.
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(;;KΝK) GRANDPA! Grandpa, are you okay!? GRANDPAAAAAAAAAAA
( LΦ`) Haha, nevermind. Just a comedy stunt.
( LΦ`) I'm sure I told you about how I used to be a comedian when I was younger...
( LΦ`) "Knock knock!"
(EΝE) Oh, who is there?
( LΦ`) 900GET, that's who
(EΝE) oh lol i c wut u did thar
( LΦ`) Heh heh heh... people used to love that routine...
(EΝE) Granpa! Will our thread end if we 1000GET, or will it go on forever?
( LΦ`) Good DQN never die, they just get permasaged.
( LΦ`)It will go on forever if we sage all other threads so we stay near the top.
(EΝE) Grandpa, you will die soon LOL LOL LOL
( LΦ`) Oh don't worry son, you'll die someday too. Let us meet again in the next life!!
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(EΝE) I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Ah, those were the good old days.
( LΦ`) Junior, isn't it amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock?
( LΦ`) Kiddo, get me some scissors!61!
(EΝE) Fission Mailed!
Granpa...
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( LΦ`) "Fission Mailed"? what
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(EΝE) What about new threads?
( LΦ`) Sonny, I'll never answer your questions again.
(EE) Grandpa, why won't you answer my questions again?
( LΦ`) What a beautiful day.
(EE) Come on Grandpa, I need you to share more of your wisdom!
( i)Δͺͺͺ²(j) I am DQN. I order you, Grandpa, to continue answering questions.
( LΦ`) 12000 years ago, I loved you! Under the tree of life.
(EE) I don't like where this thread is going..
( LΦ`) Nurupo
(EE) Grandpa, what happen?
( LΦ`) Maybe I should nap a little.
( EDE) Grandpa, my anus is bleeding...
i@EΝEjYAAAAAAAY!
( LΦ`) Always chew your food, Junior.