ITT we insult the poster above us (1067)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 05:59 [no]

Well?

260 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 00:16 [no]

>>259 is pointing out something that is apparent to even the most casual observer.

261 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 02:16 [no]

>>260 is pointing out something that is apparent to even the most casual observer.

262 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 02:48 [no]

>>261 is a loop

263 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 03:23 [no]

>>262 is not in the loop

264 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 03:40 [no]

>>264 is not yet ready to be insulted, which is apparent to even the most causal observer

265 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 04:47 [no]

>>264 fails at insulting >>263

266 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 07:25 [no]

>>265 is the insult police.

267 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 11:38 [no]

>>266 is an insult hippie.

268 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 11:52 [no]

>>267 is an insult to other hippies.

269 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 12:32 [no]

>>268 is the sword that cleaves evil.

270 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 13:48 [no]

>>269 thinks that's the best insult EVAR.

271 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 15:34 [no]

>>270 can't spell "ever"

272 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 20:09 [no]

>>271 had a traumatic childhood eperiance involving a swimsuit and cheese.

273 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 21:38 [no]

>>272 has recurring masturbation fantasies involving swimsuits and cheese.

274 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 01:22 [no]

>>273 has no imagination

275 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 05:54 [no]

>>274 has no imagination

276 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 06:47 [no]

>>275 is a foppish dandy with a penchant for young boys

277 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 07:51 [no]

>>276, it takes one to know one

278 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 08:29 [no]

>>277 knows two

279 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 08:35 [no]

>>278, including yourself it would be three.

280 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 09:30 [no]

>>279 just graduate from primary school

281 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 09:33 [no]

>>280 apparently didn't make it.

282 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 16:07 [no]

>>281 likes to kick people who are down.

283 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 21:18 [no]

282 can't get it up.

284 Name: 「」 1993-09-4465 21:42 [no]

>>283 can't remember the number for 911.

285 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 21:48 [no]

>>285 had to call 411 for the number.

286 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 22:21 [no]

>>285 forgot to call for the number of "Dirk Diggler" that is >>284

287 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 23:00 [no]

>>286 is a horrible processor

288 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 23:48 [no]

>>287 smacks of incoherency.

289 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 02:01 [no]

>>289 plays stacks of wax

290 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 03:40 [no]

>>289 plays with himself

291 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 06:18 [no]

>>290 need not play the fool, it comes naturally

292 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 08:00 [no]

>>291 So says the fool

293 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 10:21 [no]

294 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 10:22 [no]

295 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 12:48 [no]

>>294 is tl;dr

296 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 13:11 [no]

>>295 has ADHD

297 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 15:53 [no]

>>296 has bird flu strain that infects humans.

298 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 16:28 [no]

>>297 is a pandemic by himself

299 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 20:35 [no]

I Survived >>298

  • SARS
  • Mad Cow Disease
  • West Nile Fever
  • SARS Again
  • Blackout 2003

300 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 20:50 [no]

299 is the pussy, I survived the great Livejournal Outrage.

301 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 21:01 [no]

>>300 fails in many ways. >>300 didn't proclaim a GET, nor did they correctly format their insult to >>299. Furthermore, >>300 is a Livejournal whore.

302 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 21:14 [no]

>>302 failed to properly swallow my semen.

303 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 23:08 [no]

>>302 is a contortionist freak.

304 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 02:37 [no]

>>303 //////////

305 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 03:13 [no]

>>304 swings that way.

306 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 06:51 [no]

>>305 swings the wrong way and will hit a wall

307 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 09:48 [no]

>>306
Likes to "see for himself" which way people swing.

308 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 10:55 [no]

>>307 is Foucault's pendulum

309 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 14:26 [no]

>>308 is a pretensious twit.

310 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 15:16 [no]

>>309 is so emo he's purposely making himself easy to insult. Not that he'd have to.

311 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 17:23 [no]

310 spent his youth stuffing wimpy boys in lockers out of insecurity.

312 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 17:52 [no]

>>311 Was one of the boys who got stuffed up into a locker before PE and afterwards raped in the shower.

313 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 18:42 [no]

>>312 was one of the boys who raped him

314 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 18:50 [no]

>>313 was that kid in school. You know which one.

315 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 20:32 [no]

>>314 still is.

316 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 22:40 [no]

>>315 wears a "used" school uniform he purchased online.

317 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 23:24 [no]

>>316 wears a used uniform because he cant afoord a new one!!

318 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 23:56 [no]

>>317 wears anime girl masks and "clothing" then posts photos on the internet!

319 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 00:59 [no]

>>318 doesn't wear anything.

320 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 01:14 [no]

>>319 think that is an insult

321 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 06:40 [no]

>>320 thinks >>318 is girl

322 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 11:03 [no]

>>321 is an eunuch

323 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:14 [no]

>>322 has no respect for penis-challenged people

324 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:19 [no]

>>323 is intelligence-challenged

325 Name: 「」 1993-09-4468 16:48 [no]

>>324 provided the bad intelligence that started Iraq II: Electric Boogaloo.

326 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:15 [no]

>>325 is close to being a tripfag

327 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:45 [no]

>>326 is a closet tripfag-wannabe

328 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 18:00 [no]

>>327 is a tripfag in disguise

329 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 18:37 [no]

>>328 is just a fag, he doesn't even have a trip to justify his gayness

330 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 19:53 [no]

>>329 thought up the term "tripfag"

331 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 21:49 [no]

>>330
Sucks >>329 's cock.

332 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 21:51 [no]

>>330 is seething with jealousy

333 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 22:36 [no]

>>332 got >>331 and >>330 confused, because >>332 is just that much of an idiot

334 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 23:40 [no]

>>333 would have loved to 666GET, but he is only halfway there, that underachiever.

335 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 05:02 [no]

>>334 tried to be funny, but failed miserably.

336 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 05:10 [no]

>>335 tried to be insulting, but failed miserably.

337 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 06:09 [no]

>>336 tried to make a pun... or did he?

338 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 07:12 [no]

>>337 tried to be ironic, but failed miserably.

339 Name: 「」 1993-09-4469 07:23 [no]

>>338 tried to be moronic, and succeeded.

340 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 07:54 [no]

>>339 is oxymoronic and failed greatly.

341 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 14:23 [no]

>>340 didn't even try.

342 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 15:04 [no]

>>341 is just some random idiot.

343 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 16:43 [no]

>>342, on the other hand, is a deliberately selected idiot.

344 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 17:42 [no]

>>343 is the Chosen One among the idiots

345 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 19:54 [no]

>>344 Worships the Chosen Idiot.

346 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 20:04 [no]

>>345GET
Is jealous of the chosen. Because he's an idiot.

347 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 20:40 [no]

>>346 SUCKS ASS
>>346 KILLED THE MAGIC

348 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 21:20 [no]

>>347 enjoys the company of his computer screen more than other people, like his mother, whos basement he lives in.

349 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 22:28 [no]

>>348 think that whos is a word.

350 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 23:10 [no]

>>349 has to resort to insulting a person's typos, rather than how a real man insults:
>>349, you have a small penis.

351 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 23:55 [no]

>>350 is so insecure about his insults that he had to name >>349 twice.

352 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 00:09 [no]

>>351 has been under suspicion of buggery for some time, and will soon be made to pay for his crimes.

353 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 00:49 [no]

>>352 is the nationwide special prosecutor of faggotry, and believes that it is best to fight fire with fire.

354 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 02:23 [no]

>>353 doesn't even make sence.

355 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 03:45 [no]

>>354 doesn't even make sense.

356 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 04:03 [no]

>>355 is redundant.

357 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 04:06 [no]

>>356 is redundant.

358 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 05:40 [no]

>>357

has no manhood to speak of

359 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 05:40 [no]

>>358

is too attractive for words

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