ITT we insult the poster above us (1067)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 05:59 [no]

Well?

360 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 07:34 [no]

>>359 doesn't really know any words

361 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 07:59 [no]

>>360 is bigger than xbox

362 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 10:10 [no]

>>361 is smaller than slim PS2

363 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 10:29 [no]

>>362 bought a slim PS2

364 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 11:47 [no]

>>363 bought a Jaguar and a 3DO the same day

365 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 17:32 [no]

>>364 Owns six copies of E.T. for the 2600

366 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 19:00 [no]

>>365 bought a Virtual Boy

367 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 22:02 [no]

>>366
Bought a Real Doll

368 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 23:07 [no]

>>367 still buys Barbie dolls

369 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 23:44 [no]

>>368

had buttsecks with a barbie doll with fleshlight attached

370 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 00:45 [no]

>>369

eats diet pork

371 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 02:33 [no]

>>370 is a vegan with a cucumber complex.

372 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 13:00 [no]

>>371 ate >>370's cucumber

373 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 19:59 [no]

C C C COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

374 Name: Gaha 1993-09-4471 20:04 [no]

lololo i started this follow up thing lol
so you are just imitating me you cocksuckers
>>373 is interested in >>372's grandmother btw

375 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 20:11 [no]

>>374 is not worth insulting because he is genuinely stupid instead of being funny.

376 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 20:33 [no]

>>375 considers ketchup a vegetable.

377 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 21:56 [no]

>>376
Was just recently more "intimate" with the intelligent >>375 and found out ketchup is actually an vegetable.

378 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 22:01 [no]

>>377 doesn't realize everyone is a fruit.

379 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 22:11 [no]

>>378 IS a fruit.

380 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 22:55 [no]

>>379 wishes he were a fruit

381 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 23:54 [no]

>>380 is fruity, balmy, barmy, bats, batty, bonkers, buggy, cracked, crackers, daft, dotty, haywire, kooky, kookie, loco, loony, loopy, nuts, nutty, wacky and also whacky.

382 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 00:15 [no]

>>381 is so unoriginal he needs a thesaurus to get any decent insulting done

383 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 03:37 [no]

>>382
Dear
[ x ] Clueless Twit [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] "Me too"-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Racist [ ] Fed
[ ] "Expert" [ ] Freak [ x ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Net.cop

You Are Being Flamed Because
[ x ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ x ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread

384 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 04:17 [no]

>>383 has resorted to form insults.

385 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 12:57 [no]

>>384 is too stupid to use them correctly.

386 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 13:02 [no]

>>385
Would never understand if he was to be insulted anyway.

387 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 13:50 [no]

>>386 was only slightly better than >>286

388 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 13:56 [no]

>>387 was about equal to >>287

389 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 15:37 [no]

>>388 doesn't even exist.

390 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 17:38 [no]

>>389 lied about being an Officer of the British Empire.

391 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 18:16 [no]

>>390 lies

392 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 19:05 [no]

>>391 is a girl

393 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 19:09 [no]

>>392 thinks calling someone a girl counts as an insult.
Proof of an imbecile troll.

394 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 19:17 [no]

>>393 knows the proof of an an imbecile troll because >>393 is an imbecile trol.

395 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 20:05 [no]

>>394 is attacking someone who is defending a girl. How low can >>394 be?

396 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 20:40 [no]

>>395 still thinks there are girls on the internet

397 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 20:56 [no]

>>396 will never get laid with that attitude!

398 Name: 「」 1993-09-4472 21:57 [no]

>>397 fucks gay guys and doesn't even know it with his attitude.

399 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 22:38 [no]

>>398

watches nothing but eighties action movies

400 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 22:39 [no]

>>399 watches nothing but soap operas

401 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 00:12 [no]

>>400 washes with nothing but soap

402 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 01:28 [no]

>>401 doesn't washes

403 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 01:42 [no]

>>403 wishy-washes

404 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 01:54 [no]

>>403 has no concept of "before"

405 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 02:36 [no]

>>404 was lost as a kid

406 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 03:59 [no]

>>405 does not accept POST

407 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 06:18 [no]

>>406

likes doggy buttsecks

408 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 07:32 [no]

>>407, on the other hand, prefers to service dogs orally

409 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 08:40 [no]

>>408 can't even make a proper >> link.

410 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 10:38 [no]

>>409 is very proud of his ability to do so most of the time.

411 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 11:38 [no]

A mime coud deliver better verbal insults then >>410 just did.

412 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 15:57 [no]

>>411 thinks he is nonpareil by not starting his insult by >>410

413 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 00:45 [no]

>>408

is mistaking himself for other people

414 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 00:50 [no]

>>413 does not know what"we insult the poster above us" means

415 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 02:10 [no]

>>414 does, and exploits it to the best of his ability whenever and wherever possible.

416 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 02:40 [no]

>>415 is awfully friendly with >>414. Go go girls!

417 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 09:13 [no]

>>416 wants to join in the all male DQN orgy known as >>1,>>415

418 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 09:22 [no]

>>417 isn't helping the matter

419 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 11:19 [no]

420 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 13:08 [no]

>>419 is OKAMA

421 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 14:14 [no]

  ∧_∧  
 ( ´_⊃`)   >>420 is a queer-assed homo faggot and pothead.
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 (__)_) 

422 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 14:48 [no]

>>421 is owl

423 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 15:45 [no]

>>422 is a COBOL programmer

424 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 17:15 [no]

>>423 is an INTERCAL programmer

425 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 18:06 [no]

>>424 is an ALGOL 58 programmer wannabe

426 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 18:41 [no]

>>425 is a Visual Basic for Applications consultatnt

427 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 18:52 [no]

>>426 is a Java programmer

428 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 20:00 [no]

>>427 has yet to figure out how to do PRINT "Hello" in Gee Wizz BASIC

429 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 23:18 [no]

>>428 has yet to figure out how to write "Hello" in Microsoft Word

430 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 23:55 [no]

>>429 has yet to figure out how to use these computer things, his mommy loaded 4-ch and typed that insult for him.

431 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 00:00 [no]

>>430's mom is so fat he has to bring the computer to her to type for him.

432 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 00:54 [no]

>>431's mom is so fat, she doesn't enjoy going to the beach because she is unsatisfied with her appearance in a bathing suit.

433 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 01:19 [no]

>>432 's mom is so ugly the paper bag refused to go over her head.

434 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 02:23 [no]

>>433's mom is so wide that the last time she went out in a blue dress, everyone said "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"

435 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 03:32 [no]

>>434 is so unoriginal, he decided that yet another lame your mom joke would be the perfect insult.

436 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 04:56 [no]

>>435's mom.

437 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 05:30 [no]

>>436's mom's mom.

438 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 06:49 [no]

>>437's step-sisters half-brother's second father's third cousin (twice removed)'s aunt's (mother's side) grandpa's neice's dog's victim's doctor's wife's college roomate's sister's uncle's drinking buddy's cooworker's barber's mother

439 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 07:51 [no]

>>438

is a fag

440 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 09:51 [no]

>>439 step-sisters half-brother's second father's third cousin (twice removed)'s aunt's (mother's side) grandpa's neice's dog's victim's doctor's wife's college roomate's sister's uncle's drinking buddy's cooworker's barber's mother is a fag

441 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 14:56 [no]

>>440
Thinks calling someone a fag counts as an insult.
Proof of an imbecile troll.

442 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 15:41 [no]

441 is a flaming queen

443 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 16:37 [no]

>>442 is homophobic and insecure.

444 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 16:58 [no]

>>443 is homogay and insecure.

445 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 18:30 [no]

>>444 is trying to direct the attention away from himself so people don't notice his insecurity.

446 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 19:55 [no]

>>445's operating system is insecure

447 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:22 [no]

>>446 is so homophobic that >>446 want's to change subject.

448 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:24 [no]

>>446 is a Lunix fanboy

449 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:25 [no]

>>447 put an apostrophe in "wants".

450 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:29 [no]

>>449 put an apostrophe in "Hello"

451 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:45 [no]

>>450 puts the apostophe in places others would find uncomfortable

452 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:54 [no]

like the colon, or semi colon?

453 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 21:15 [no]

>>452 is an insult to himself.

454 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 22:07 [no]

>>453 is an insult to humanity

455 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 00:26 [no]

>>454 is an insult to the living

456 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 04:51 [no]

>>455 is an insult to the dead

457 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 05:46 [no]

>>456 is an insult to the universe

458 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 10:44 [no]

>>457 has been insulted by the whole universe

459 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 14:11 [no]

>>458 has been insulted by half of the universe

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