Once a upon a time there was a....

piss enema.

When Thock woke up he laying in a puddle of his own puke. His bones ached. He looked at the landscape of empty bottles. That's right last night was the festival celebrating the Eternal Chicken. "Maybe I should call in sick to work," Thock thought.

But the Viking God of Rock was still there, wielding his axe with deafening power. The sound was too powerful for Thock's eardrums, and he passed out again. He

woke up again, since it was a dream inside a dream. He looked around and noticed that

the Viking God of Rock was still there, wielding his axe with deafening power.

"Who am I" he though. That would be helpful for the readers too.

Thock thought hard:

1. I come from the moon.
2. I worship the Eternal Chicken and the Val Halen, Viking God of Rock
3. I'm dreaming
4. I use any excuse to drink, like worshiping the Eternal Chicken.
5. I can taste the Rock flowing from Val Halens Mighty Axe
6. What was the question...?

At this exact moment, Time paradoxed, and Snake came to the scene, walking in a cardboard box. He folded carefully his box, then approched the Viking God of Rock, Van Halen, and said:

"Lettuce, tomato, special sauce, all on a seseme seed bun."

Val Halen rasied his Might Axe and smote Snake leaving a smoldering pile of ash. With a thunderous voice Val Halen Spoke; "You forgot the pickles."

"...the pickles!" echoed Thock. "That's it! That's the meaning of

the Eternal Chicken", he said, finally understanding what was going on. The Eternal Chicken was actually the guardian of the Pickles, and he knew that to appease the Viking God of Rock, he had to pray the Eternal Chicken to give pickles to the Viking God of Rock.
To get his prayer heard,

he had to climb the highest mountian and peform the dance of the corn. For the ritual he needed to bring...

BFG9000 and

a salad fork

, both items which could be bought from the convenience store nearby. Unfortunately, he had no money with him, so

he attempted to loot Snake's corpse, but

he couldn't. It was too disgusting for him. So he decided to pull the required items out of his ass.

But instead of the required items, out came He-Man, a bodybuilder almost a trillion years old.

He tried robbing him instead, but

He-Man put an end to his virginity.

Feeling liberated, Thock turned against the chicken. With He-Man by his side, he

put an end to the chicken's virginity.

The thread was getting really disgusting and senseless when suddenly

the chicken put an end to He-Man's virginity.

While the Viking God of Rock sucked suggestively his Mighty Axe.

This axe, of course, was almost as large as Albright's massive tool.