Once a upon a time there was a....
When Thock finally awoke his head was killing him. I had some kind of f'ed up dream but I can't remember what it was about. Thock was sure a bout two things: 1. He was truly awake, the massive hangover was proof of that and 2. He was better off NEVER trying to remember >>220-246
END OF CHAPTER II
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PART III
The 15 18-yo Wakaba-chan sat in her office, surrounded by closed Venetian blinds. Reports had been trickling in about something called
Princess Maker 2.
It had killed 3. Only one person had survived it's brutal attacks, and that person was
George Washington
's nympho mistress.
Wakaba-chan told her secretary, Nihilanthic, to bring in some coffee with DQN and PCP in it. After the first sip
she recoiled in horror. "What did you
" and she collapsed before she could finish her sentence. When she woke up
Freddy Mercury was standing in front of her
with the rumored Princess Maker 2. He
sang a song about friendship while showing the rumored Princess Maker 2, then told her: "Follow me. We
will we will rock you."
Wakaba-chan, unable to control her bodily functions,
crashed the car into a wall... again.
She actually didn't notice she was in a car until now. How could it be possible to wake up in a car? She tried hard to understand the situation. Freddy Mercury helped her to get out from the car, completely ignoring the crash, explaining how they would rock her. Wakaba-chan grabed his left hand, his right one still containing the rumored Princess Maker 2. They walked towards
the road, not realizing that they didn't cast a shadow anymore.
Suddenly, Freddie Mercury emerged and killed Freddy swiftly. He instantly took the role of Freddy and they continued walking.
Wakaba-chan, of course, didn't notice until it was too late.
But that wasn't what mattered. What DID matter was that the rumored Princess Maker 2 was now free, and was slowly
spreading gay porn to all the
remaining W.T. Snacks clones. "nan desu ka?" said Freddie, as he
removed his chastity belt. Then he began to
rock stuff.
The rocking created lots of bloody heads and purple limbs.
Suddenly, Freddie died of the sudden and lethal disease testalgia. Wakaba-chan, as mentioned above, didn't notice until it was too late. Wakaba-chan was left alone in a sea of
W.T. Snacks clones
led by Princess Maker 2. "Why?" asked
MY BIG JUCY COCK
Which was odd because we agreed to never bring up the Eternal Chicken again.
But I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight. However, not everyone
feels like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight.
Those people tend to trust the Gorton's Fisherman.
It's thanks to these people that Wakaba was saved. They
called Kareha-nee, who
led them to a very fishy victory.
Unfortunately, the fish was tainted, and everyone
died badly, collapsing into a heap on the floor. Or so it seemed until
Freddie got back up, leaving the rest for dead.
But the rest weren't dead, they were just incapacitated by the
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Anyways, the rest weren't dead, they were just incapacitated by the
excessive tentacle pr0n. Fortunately, one of them
shouted "Surprise! 300GET", to rub in the audience's face the fact that their fake death was only a stupid plot device.
= PART 4 =
It was a dark and stormy night, and W.T. Snacks
had begun crafting the now legendary Princess Maker 2, with the assistance of his clones. "Ah,
W.T. Snacks, we see you have begun crafting the now legendary Princess Maker 2, with the assistance of your clones." said one of the clones. So Snacks said
"Homey don't play dat." Then, the door burst open as
the clones said "The door burst open."
Suddenly, the roof caved in as a multitude of
muscle-bound female homosexuals
and started playing basketball! It was none other than...
Nevada's corpse
wearing chaps and a sports bra. But the really shocking part
was that the valkyries actually inherited Nevada's superior boxcutting abilities through gene therapy, forming a new army of thoroughbred boxcutters known as
Staplerfahrer Klaus Staffeln 42
aka
Popn'Fresh
which was the porn star name for
Captain Obvious. It was obvious that he was obvious.
Obviously.
Indubitably.
It was plain to see that Captian Obivious' box-cutting ability was far below that of Staplerfahrer Klaus Staffeln 42 and not even in the same league as the original Nevada.
But his l33t yewnucks bawkz0r hax0ring skillz were almost
as good like Michael Jackson....
...
... they were good in the 80's but thier faces melted off like a Nazi opening the ark of the covenant.
Speaking of Nazis, a trap door in the floor opened, and through it emerged
Wolfenstein 3D guy holding a
rumored Princess Maker 2
Thusly the prophesy was fullfilled and there dawned a new age of...
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Then, at the liquor shop,
Ahmed-el Hassan was selling
bomb belts and liquor
-soaked Russian whores. Unfortunately, they
had AIDS. So Ahmed-el Hassan decided to increase the profits by