X-mas is not taking "Christ" out of Christmas, you stupid fuck. If anything, it's keeping Christ in but with more efficency.
See, the Greek letter "chi" looks much like the English letter "X", and it's also the first letter in "Christ" in Greek. So, you uptight Christian douche, I'm not taking Christ out, I just want to save a half-second of my life, but now that's gone because you had to get all anal-retentive and spout on and on about "Christ" and bullshit wasting my precious half-second I managed to save.
Give it a rest!
worst thread ever
All I want for christmas is to get 2.
4GET
Trivia: the Jew died in April, not December.
>>5 fuck, lemme redo that... He was born in August, not December.
best thread ever.
Jesus was an extreterrestrial.
A winner is you.
Correction: A Prophet is Jew.
XBAWKS
NO JU
Happy Decembermas!
Happy Saturnalia!
Happy Festivus!
Happy Feast of Fools!
Reason for season
How can you spell Christmas without Christ? You can't.
You see Jesus is the reason for the season. When we look at merry we see "Mary." When we look at Christmas we see "Christ."
Mary the Virgin gave birth to Christ the Saviour of this world. Happy never gave birth to holly for any reason. Ha ha. Get it? Happy holiday. Oh well, I think maybe we should take Christmas off the calendar.
We Christians know how to celebrate Christ every day. We could not be impositioned at all. How would the merchants feel about that? They want all the money, the business, and the woolah that goes with Christmas, but without Christ. Sorry, it will never happen. Christ is the reason we celebrate Christmas. That will never change. But we don't have to shop where Jesus is not celebrated.
Jesus is the reason for the season.
Kathy Caughron
Harrisburg
For more lols:
http://www.jonesborosun.com/letters.asp
"woolah"?
Woolah
a hollowed out cigar refilled with marijuana and crack.
Oh. Oh, okay.
Happy Woolah!
HAPPY 4487, September!
Never a happy holidays season for the /dqn/s!