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　　　／　 ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼　＜ Did I ever tell you about the last
　　（　　　　 ） time I was ever on a train?
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　　　（＿_ ＿） Since I was as wide as the hallway, I

                 accidently flipped the emergency stop lever
                 between fat rolls 33 and 34.